Kerryfail Meltdown - Yes, they are nutjobs!

[Stivenstoune]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1525381924612628480

You still need to guarantee payment with a credit card, what this moron doesn’t understand is that when you make a booking the hotel puts a hold on the amount needed, although it is not posted to the account it is still held so unless the guy has a card with infinite funds then well he is just a typical fan of them full of BS.

 

[Ubik]

Parochial

a word used often in the 90's when referring to us, odd it seems to have disappeared.

 

[Ubik]

A total damp squid no one gives 2 fecks about there last game.

 

[Stuart pid]

he'd be better off signing up for a neck extension

Runs like he's left the hanger in his top.

 

[strathavenbear]

A total damp squid no one gives 2 fecks about there last game.

They've managed a grand total of 2 fireworks around here this afternoon.
They don't even care about it.

 

[RWL12]

Let's put Ubik on a pedal stool.

 

[Stuart pid]

Things that never happened #1000000

I mean considering Seville isn't on the coast I'm going to call bullshit on this one.

 

[Doakes Loyal]

Rent free

Poor attempt and not to scale.

A sticker of that fat ride would cover the gable end of the SECC.

 

[Mreblue]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1525381924612628480

You would need lots of accounts to do that. If he has managed to book rooms I hope he ends up paying for them when his fake script fails to release the rooms.

Don't believe it.

 

[Simply a Bear]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1525448798650105857

 

[2 of the Best]

That’s disturbing.

When it really mattered we were found wanting? In the group stages after a disappointing start where we had to win to progress we were found wanting? In the knockout stages we were found wanting? In the semi-final (especially the home leg) we were found wanting? What a fuckwit this clown is. If that's what being found wanting is then I hope we're found wanting again in the final as it's going to be us that wins. Yes we were disappointed with the CL qualifiers. But to say we've been poor in Europe when we've reached a final is laughable. All the more so when they've not even won a game after Christmas for decades and got knocked out of 3 competitions in 1 season.

They truely are hurting.

 

[Boabmeister]

When we were doing our NIAR, we were constantly told winning the league wasn't any sort of achievement, Europe was where we should be judged.

Under Rodgers their 9-0 and 12-1 maulings were completely bodyswerved. Europe mattered not a jot, just as long as they won the league.

Quite the about face.

Judge us on Europe

 

[GR3]

Rent free

Should his belly not be sticking out the bottom of his food stained jumper

 

[2 of the Best]

This weirdo has to be in his mid 50's ffs

They are such a strange species

This person is exactly what I would imagine a Paedo football club supporter too look like. Oh my God! this is frightening. Don't look kids.

 

[JamboReid1874]

Playing ‘Live it Up’ at the Chamber of Secrets.

Cos they’re dead clever n that.

 

[simply_the_best]

I remember one of those very few Motherwell wins. I think a helicopter was involved.

Up yeez

I was at one at the piggery, Bobby Russell scored a late winner for Well

 

[Alex_Bear]

So much for them enjoying their title win. All I've seen and heard is them talking about us. Must be some party that , every single rancid bheast sat there fuming thinking about us. It's killing them that no one gives a fck about them and all of the focus is on us.

 

[Doakes Loyal]

Playing ‘Live it Up’ at the Chamber of Secrets.

Cos they’re dead clever n that.

They’ve hoovered patter for years, no surprise with this.

 

[Edweird]

Today's Kerryfail comfort blanket was writed by Fitz

"There will be 3 Champions of Europe, only 1 Champion of Scotland"

It has received no likes.

 

[simply_the_best]

Playing ‘Live it Up’ at the Chamber of Secrets.

Cos they’re dead clever n that.

Some amount of turd polishing going on there today, I got a WhatsApp last night stating

Never let them forget, we won the most significant title in their lifetime.

They have just won the least significant in ours.

 

[Simply a Bear]

Today's Kerryfail comfort blanket was writed by Fitz

"There will be 3 Champions of Europe, only 1 Champion of Scotland"

It has received no likes.

That's tragic.

 

[JamboReid1874]

Some amount of turd polishing going on there today, I got a WhatsApp last night stating

Never let them forget, we won the most significant title in their lifetime.

They have just won the least significant in ours.

Turd polishing about covers it aye.

We will see how they look next season. They have a few good players in their squad now and have had momentum for several months. A more consistent Rangers domestically would still have won the league, alas poor draws and late goals have ultimately been the downfall.

 

[HelensburghBear]

Because their ambition was limited by just being happy with getting an easy 10IAR whilst laughing at us, from the boardroom to the stands. When we won the league, reality hit them hard, and now we're in a European final, it's destroying them.

Parochial outlook, complacency and arrogance.

Exactly pal.

Here's a perfect example of their short-sightedness:

Why did they buy Scott Allan? To progress as a team to the next level and truly try to turn themselves into a European power? Or a small-minded get it up you to the Gers fans/board?

This is the reason they will always be in our shadow.

 

[Simply a Bear]

Turd polishing about covers it aye.

We will see how they look next season. They have a few good players in their squad now and have had momentum for several months. A more consistent Rangers domestically would still have won the league, alas poor draws and late goals have ultimately been the downfall.

They have had dodgy decisions affecting the results of games, especially against your team.

 

[Number8]

Today's Kerryfail comfort blanket was writed by Fitz

"There will be 3 Champions of Europe, only 1 Champion of Scotland"

It has received no likes.

Someone needs to tell the likes of Killie and Kelty if that's the case.

 

[Edweird]

That's tragic.

While reading it I couldn't help think of the Dr Hook song "Everybody's Making It Big But Me"
This verse, despite the inaccuracies surrounding Elton John

Well I hear that Alice Cooper's got a foxy chick
To wipe off his snake, and keep him rich
And Elton John's got two fine ladies and Doctor John's got three
And I'm still seein' them same ol' sleazos that I used to see

 

[DJ Blue]

The hoards are gathering in George Sq.

George Square Webcam

 

[Doakes Loyal]

The hoards are gathering in George Sq.

George Square Webcam

They better be gone by Wednesday.

 

[DJT]

The hoards are gathering in George Sq.

George Square Webcam

Told the old dear last night they will wreck Glasgow today and not a word will be said about it.

 

[Edweird]

The hoards are gathering in George Sq.

George Square Webcam

Excellent.
That picture is mainly women with tea and biscuits for the friendly revelers.
Let's see the reports of damage tomorrow.

 

[OnTheWay]

The hoards are gathering in George Sq.

George Square Webcam

Seen more people in the hospital waiting room

 

[Southpaws]

The hoards are gathering in George Sq.

George Square Webcam

What a pisser for the filth ‘hordes’ (sic) nobble the league and delicate balance of Scottish top flight football for the indefinite future…Win season on season(pretty much minus any competition), spend upwards of 60m, bring in an EPL manager, get absolutely humiliated in the CL and just at the point of your wet dream, Terry Munro cacks it.

Now in real terms they are behind us in the likes of status and potential financial and reputational pull. No wonder this title means very little to them, they’ve been spoon fed ‘success’ for a decade and now they absolutely covet what we have achieved…Irrelevant club who didn’t make hay during ‘the stolen years’ and are now about to feel the full force of our karma.

 

[Thor]

The hoards are gathering in George Sq.

George Square Webcam

Hahahahahahahahaha tragic smelly tramps!

 

[yardie]

Foreign players signing for Celtic must be confused when they arrive here to a Scottish club and see nothing but Irish flags. Streets are lined with them everywhere, Duntocher/Hardgate being a usual mentally challenged hovel.

Irish tricolours aren’t too bad when they are draped over the coffins of murdering IRA scumbags.

McGuiness’ was my personal favourite.

 

[Atheist Bear]

surely they aren't that imbecilic...

...oh wait, right

https://twitter.com/x/status/1525124581320708097

And nobody took a single photo.

 

[Atheist Bear]

Today's Kerryfail comfort blanket was writed by Fitz

"There will be 3 Champions of Europe, only 1 Champion of Scotland"

It has received no likes.

*this season

 

[Stuart pid]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1525448798650105857

Is it only people called Dan or can anyone attend?

 

[Calvinist]

A total damp squid no one gives 2 fecks about there last game.

sounds a bit fishy

 

[Edweird]

surely they aren't that imbecilic...

...oh wait, right

https://twitter.com/x/status/1525124581320708097

The pope must be a busy guy these days.

Since we made the final in Seville, stories have emerged of 2003 with various Timmys making lame beggars walk, the blind see and various miracles around the city.

This was followed my the miracle of unreported stabbings, assaults and public debauchery.

It would seem that any Tim of the 18 mullion who attended could be declared a saint. As long as he kept his ticket stub.

That club has miracle after miracle. There are thousands of them born after 1968 that claim they remember Lisbon '67.

 

[tazzabear]

James Forrest signs a 3 year extension he is well past it.

Hopefully, their marquee signing!

 

[Edweird]

James Forrest signs a 3 year extension he is well past it.

Run Forrest, run.

 

[yardie]

Hopefully, their marquee signing!

Showing their in tent.

 

[Square it!]

What a pisser for the filth ‘hordes’ (sic) nobble the league and delicate balance of Scottish top flight football for the indefinite future…Win season on season(pretty much minus any competition), spend upwards of 60m, bring in an EPL manager, get absolutely humiliated in the CL and just at the point of your wet dream, Terry Munro cacks it.

Now in real terms they are behind us in the likes of status and potential financial and reputational pull. No wonder this title means very little to them, they’ve been spoon fed ‘success’ for a decade and now they absolutely covet what we have achieved…Irrelevant club who didn’t make hay during ‘the stolen years’ and are now about to feel the full force of our karma.

Great analysis Sp

 

[tazzabear]

The pope must be a busy guy these days.

Since we made the final in Seville, stories have emerged of 2003 with various Timmys making lame beggars walk, the blind see and various miracles around the city.

This was followed my the miracle of unreported stabbings, assaults and public debauchery.

It would seem that any Tim of the 18 mullion who attended could be declared a saint. As long as he kept his ticket stub.

That club has miracle after miracle. There are thousands of them born after 1968 that claim they remember Lisbon '67.

Surely them bringing the sea to Seville so they could play in it with the locals takes a bit of beating?

 

[DJ Blue]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1525472301940101121

 

[Fuertebear55]

Is it only people called Dan or can anyone attend?

I'm seemingly ok then.

 

[simply_the_best]

I'm seemingly ok then.

Flying home to watch it at the piggery mate

 

[Fuertebear55]

Flying home to watch it at the piggery mate

Yep got my hazmat suit already packed.

 

[PaxBritannica]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1525472301940101121

That is absolutely superb hahaha

 

[RoyalT]

Apparently Rogic was greetin' - probably because in his 9 years at Septic they've eventually 'won' a non- Mickey Mouse trophy.

Well! With the help of the rogue green officials.

And STILL getting hammered in Europe by the likes of Bodo Gump.

What a football CV - Comedy Gold