Michael Owen

[Pirlo]

Still getting on people’s tits

https://twitter.com/x/status/1539302926467964930

 

[Camby loyalist]

F*ck him

 

[Pirlo]

F*ck him

You practically posted that before I even put the actual OP up! The hatred is strong (and rightly so he’s a wee knob)

 

[OohAhHuistra]

Hope his daughter gets pumped on national telly and it breaks his heart

 

[huistrasleftpeg]

An absolute bellend, full of his own importance.

 

[Sticky Fingers]

He’s a prick, his daughter is a wee ride but is also a prick just like her old man.

Why is he such a prick?

 

[Sticky Fingers]

Hope his daughter gets pumped on national telly and it breaks his heart

Hope he’s watching when she gets pounded senseless.

 

[Jamiegatami]

Former England strikers should have their social media taken away from them.

 

[Camby loyalist]

You practically posted that before I even put the actual OP up! The hatred is strong (and rightly so he’s a wee knob)

Haha I’m quick mate just ask the Mrs!

 

[insanicdrunk]

Thought he was going to say he suffered misogynistic bullying when at school.

 

[Est1872]

Any excuse

What a wank of a person

 

[Broom-loneranger]

Traded a personality for being good at football.
Boring basterd

 

[JW1988]

I don’t mind him, loved him when I was a kid

 

[Wang]

Hope he’s watching when she gets pounded senseless.

What do you mean?

 

[Pirlo]

Hope his daughter gets pumped on national telly and it breaks his heart

Hope she takes it up the dung funnel and gets snowballed and he has to live with the knowledge that his daughter does it all

 

[Noddy]

What do you mean?

I'm no Columbo, but I think he's hoping Michael Owen is watching Love Island when his daughter gets rodgered aw roads.

 

[TCWNS1872]

What a warmer. Well past the age to know better than to snidely slag a young kid.

A pity big Nev never headered him.

 

[Wang]

I'm no Columbo, but I think he's hoping Michael Owen is watching Love Island when his daughter gets rodgered aw roads.

He seemed very enthusiastic about it too.

 

[bornabluenose]

Any excuse

What a wank of a person

I'm guessing big Southall would have liked nothing more than to hang one on his coupon, what an absolute tit.

 

[Sticky Fingers]

I'm no Columbo, but I think he's hoping Michael Owen is watching Love Island when his daughter gets rodgered aw roads.

Correctafuckingmundo

 

[Sticky Fingers]

He seemed very enthusiastic about it too.

Not as enthusiastic as Michael would be when he’s getting settled in to tune into the show to watch his daughter, only to find her under the sheets with one of the lads getting pummelled.

 

[ChesterBear72]

He’s a prick, his daughter is a wee ride but is also a prick just like her old man.

Why is he such a prick?

His whole family are pricks, it's obviously genetic

 

[Wang]

Not as enthusiastic as Michael would be when he’s getting settled in to tune into the show to watch his daughter, only to find her under the sheets with one of the lads getting pummelled.

Are you posting from under your sheets?

 

[TCWNS1872]

Not as enthusiastic as Michael would be when he’s getting settled in to tune into the show to watch his daughter, only to find her under the sheets with one of the lads getting pummelled.

Would be quite hilarious if said pummeller had one of these on.

 

[buckfast1994]

Did Owen actually claim he “won countless trophies”?

The man is a throbber.

 

[wee bud's pit boots]

I'm guessing big Southall would have liked nothing more than to hang one on his coupon, what an absolute tit.

That was embarrassing. Truly cringeworthy from Owen.

 

[So Mote It Be]

Any excuse

What a wank of a person

The petition to have the then 13 year old keeper from that clip put into Love Island to pump Owen’s daughter amused me no end.

 

[Paisleybear30]

The fact he technically won the Ballon d'Or annoys me no end

 

[Flash81]

Look,hindsight is a wonderful thing,I can’t stand the prick he’s a boring fuckwit.
However you can’t deny the impact he made on the game as a young boy,I’m the same age as him and for my generation his goal v Argentina is that type of goal that certain generations will always remember .

 

[Pirlo]

Look,hindsight is a wonderful thing,I can’t stand the prick he’s a boring fuckwit.
However you can’t deny the impact he made on the game as a young boy,I’m the same age as him and for my generation his goal v Argentina is that type of goal that certain generations will always remember .

What one was that again?

 

[Flash81]

What one was that again?

The one you’ve obviously never seen

 

[Clicker]

Had no time for him since a big deal was made about him having mentally challenged relatives, when he played at the Piggery for Liverpool in a European competition.

 

[Stivenstoune]

My wee 5 year old niece thinks his name is Michael fucking Owen because thats what he is known by in our house. How this pointless guy gats a gig is beyond me.

 

[Nerf Herder]

Gemma Owen is really hot until she speaks and then its like he is being channeled through her.

It would be seriously off putting at the vinegar strokes.

 

[Tino_Col]

He definitely wanks horses when it gets dark and nobody can see.

 

[RAFBob]

Owen is a fucking cabbage.

 

[RAFBob]

He definitely wanks horses when it gets dark and nobody can see.

Someone is always watching.

 

[Sticky Fingers]

Are you posting from under your sheets?

Too hot for sheets. All out in the open.

 

[Hateley's Barnet]

Just a total personality vacuum. Boring prick.

 

[Andthecrywasno]

When they don't score they hardly ever win.

 

[Captain_America]

I thought he passed away a few years ago tbh. Maybe its time to cut down on the sauce.

 

[Jjbscotty]

He’s on a par with that fat wa.bk Hartson with being the most thickest pundit in Britain. Two absolute cabbages.

 

[StuGers]

Still getting on people’s tits

https://twitter.com/x/status/1539302926467964930

I don’t get it?

 

[Battlefield Bear]

See he's got his own brand of aftershave out?

It's called 'My Cologne'.

 

[Mark8]

A clown of a guy but what a football player he was in his prime. From about 98-02 he was frightening for such a young lad.

 

[Dynamo]

Hope Neville Southall pumps his daughter

 

[Always Ready]

Any excuse

What a wank of a person

Jesus, he's the teacher from Kes.

 

[Cala Bona]

Hes a boring clown

 

[Groundhog]

Any excuse

What a wank of a person

That just epitomises the jumped up, arrogant little spunk bubble.

 

[tazzabear]

Still getting on people’s tits

https://twitter.com/x/status/1539302926467964930

Michael, just go back to bed.
You’re a thicko whose opinion wouldn’t be missed.