Make of this what you will, but I have it on good authority - multiple reliable sources, and one at the club - that Rooney is interested in taking on a player/striking coach role...At another club.
Coming onto this thread is like doing acid in the jungle...you see lots of crazy shit, it makes you excited, nervous and downright terrified all at the same time, and then when you come out of it, you can't remember anything you've seen and whether it was real or a fever dream. Every day.
When should we start worrying about lack of movement?