The sweet smell of obsession

[Shengus Malengus]

We fill their every waking moment.

Naw, Jim. Your team brought us lashings of great joy.

You don't register on the smirkometer.

 

[Barcelona Bandit]

AYE GINGER JIM YOU DID GO THRU THE NIGHT. WENT THRU F"""" IN WRINGER.

 

[SR11RFC]

Jim Spencer’s is a fckin screwball

 

[Sticky Fingers]

Ach, wee Jimmy Ping eh?

What a fucking absolute cockwallet of a man.

His wee pal Mad Mental ill Phil must have egged him on, the poor wee deluded lamb.

Watching his team be a cuck for the Dutch must have been a horrifying experience, one that is a very real thing that did actually happen, whereas his obsession with Rangers is just the wee fantasy that’s been borne out of sheer hatred.

 

[Chocolateleftfoot]

Forgetting the dig from the ugly ginger wank flannel, how can you lose history?

Making sense isn't important when you're Taysides no1 journalist.

 

[Boabinho]

He really should get another haircut.

In fact no. Just get him to wear a bag. A very thick bag.

 

[Borna_bomber]

They went through something tonight.. I think it’s called “ through the ringer “

 

[Bluejersey]

Horrible wee man

 

[Fitba Juice]

They can reminisce about 10 years ago if it makes them feel better, it was, after all, the best year of their football supporting lives. I couldn't give a monkeys.
They're a bastarding red neck.

 

[ThorntonMM]

H

Nope. He was sacked by them for his lies regarding Rangers. Lost him his long term gig and it will never leave him.

Is he still rector or should I say rectum of Dundee University?

 

[Tam fae cambuslang]

For those of us who’re blocked, please tell me there’s loads of replies from bears ripping the absolute pish out of him.

 

[Rangersdududu]

His microwave wasn’t the only thing going ping when he was growing up.

 

[Strathblue]

You think when he dies, anyone will give a f.uck?
No, me either.
A bitter man. Having a poisoned mind can't be a good thing, I genuinely mean that.

No one will care , however I’ll laugh and guffaw like an open drain at his demise .
He’s a poet no mistake - hides behind the Arabs shite - mentally challenged bastard make no mistake.
Jimmy ping we laugh at you ya clown !

 

[Spack Man]

Capitulation.com

Capitulation.YEAH

7 nil.

 

[ItsInTheNet]

Now Jum is joining in the fun What a wonderful evening's entertainment this has been

 

[Blue boy]

The tims canny hide it.

 

[CooperSF]

Great, great shame.

Oh well... never mind.

 

[CampsieStar]

.

 

[crookie_bear]

Why is he not at the game, he could've broke his virginity in Amsterdam.

Silly sausage.

He'd get a knock back from a hooker

 

[Rangerista]

The alpaca is hurting badly and is lashing out at the old, comforting, trope.

He deserves everything that's devouring him tonight.

Enjoy Jum!

 

[Dalgety Bear]

Jum Spence sucks dogs and pulls cats

 

[DEJA BLUE]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1557804213366841345

Substitute 'go through' for 'follow through ' jim you have really outed yourself tonight you really are a bitter cocksocket of the highest order. The bbc sportsound village idiot ,dick gordon, wee chic and all... they ridiculed and laughed at you.

 

[Carsons Army 2.0]

Nope. Calling BS. Can't be real. A "journalist" wouldn't put their name to that.

He is not a journalist. End of

 

[55degreesnorth]

He is not a journalist. End of

Correct. Hence the quotations

 

[Teddy Casablanca]

The bookies took a tanking from Rangers supporters on Tuesday. Hopefully they got a bit back tonight from you.

 

[DC Anchor]

Jum's bitter green glasses must be all steamed up tonight!

 

[Rob the Ranger]

Hahahaha he must be getting it tight on Twitter!!

 

[sofakineazy]

Deluded too

https://twitter.com/x/status/1557816831611658241

What a fanny!!!!! Lolz!!!!!!

 

[cm72]

 

[Al Needham Loyal]

Why is he thinking about Rangers on a night when his team just shipped seven f.ucking goals in Europe?

Weird man with a weird, small time diddy club mentality.

Cause it doesn't matter what your failings are when you're a fan of an Irish a Scottish diddy team with an inferiority complex, the answer is always "aye but Sevcoooooo".

 

[BSPECIAL]

He's a desperado.

Always tweets about running amok with the gangs of Dundee in his youth.

Total fantasy stuff.

He's always been a wee gadge.

A desperado who hasn't come to his senses

 

[Goggs21]

Sell out Thursday Jum
Your team sold your supporters out

 

[RaskolnikovBear]

Naw haha that's got to be a parody account

Probably an alternate account of his own. That beaker looking lady's front bottom knows feck all about football.

I never grew up with dreams of being a pro footballer so I am perfectly happy to admit I'm not the most clued up on all the modern terms and tactics I see being discussed on here, I just love Rangers. I know more than that lady's front bottom though. Bloody Idiot with his dreamt up misspent youth. Nothing but a T.aigy Bastard but that's the only qualification needed to be in Journalism up here.

I love reading but the journalism in this country is pitiful.

 

[Beer Belly Loyal]

This was the cvnt before the game, confident and all that, stupid bastard.

 

[Roger Daltrey]

i love this gif whats it called?

 

[Artful Dodger]

You think when he dies, anyone will give a f.uck?
No, me either.
A bitter man. Having a poisoned mind can't be a good thing, I genuinely mean that.

Se when he does can we have a minutes singing and dancing. All hail lavey brush heid.

 

[Artful Dodger]

i love this gif whats it called?

Beaker freaking out.
The assistant to Dr Bunsen Honeydew from the muppets.

 

[Roger Daltrey]

Beaker freaking out.
The assistant to Dr Bunsen Honeydew from the muppets.

I looked for " ginger panic" and "Jim Spence"

 

[Artful Dodger]

I looked for " ginger panic" and "Jim Spence"

Can see why you’d think that.

 

[Texas ranger]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1557804213366841345

More like United will be gone through tonight, like a dose of Epsom Salts

 

[HarryBosch]

Imagine letting your hatred of a football team ruin your career! It's unthinkable. I hope he fumes about us every day.

 

[Thasunke Witko]

Thank fu(k my parents moved away from Dundee in 72 which allowed me to be educated(well slightly)and not turn out to be a hate filled basTurd which they all seem to be there.

Sorry to any current Dundee bears

 

[Bud Johnston1972]

To avoid any further embarrassment to our domestic game the name ‘Dundee United FC’ should be expunged immediately from Scottish Football history!

 

[TerryMunro]

His team lost 7-0 but it’s ok because it brought happiness to another group of supporters.
How can you even reach this level of mindset? BBC took the guy off the airwaves for his own good, even with their 19th Century Terrorist bias they couldn’t allow this clown to join in.

 

[sg9375]

Great tweet Jum. Glad to see we live rent free in that thick head of yours. What a prick.

 

[Malsie1872]

In his head we have no history yet we woukd still have achieved more in 10 years than his shite in almost 30

 

[Euro Scooter]

Has anyone worked out what that manky animal is that is living on top of his head?

It obviosly doesn't feed on brains or it would have starved to death long ago.

 

[yosser hughes]

wonderful that Scotlands 3rd "irish" club has joined 1&2 in the 7 up club

 

[Alfred Blair]

Great tweet Jum. Glad to see we live rent free in that thick head of yours. What a prick.

Speccy nomad

 

[NYC Davie]

Forgetting the dig from the ugly ginger wank flannel, how can you lose history?

Brilliantly put Johnny - in terms of both your description and your analytical put-down!