PSV officials given Celtic Park red carpet treatment ahead of Rangers clash

[mdingwall]

Presumably their first question would be - "Why is this carpet so lumpy?"

PSV officials given Celtic Park red carpet treatment ahead of Rangers clash

The Dutch side face Giovanni van Bronckhorst's men tonight and were given a tour of their rivals' home

www.footballscotland.co.uk

 

[Wamphray_Loyal]

I'm sure they appreciated a tour of that dump

 

[Dave Angell]

"What dosh this "Vice Winnersh" of the European Cup in 1970 mean ?"

 

[Aragorn]

Post match tonight i wait for the officials to be asked what Celtic Park was like and to hear the reply, ''Un posto orribile'' ie ''A midden''.

 

[BucksBear]

Do Philips have enough lightbulbs to shine a light on what happened there

 

[lumbear1872]

Gives them a chance to make a comparison...he joked.

 

[GodStruth]

The mind genuinely boggles at that mob

 

[Davester]

Spotlight.

 

[madride]

They’re just so ….. odd

 

[GourockBlue50]

I hope they don't take their kids with them.


I await the bad taste jibes.

 

[Puggy]

Please love us PSV.

 

[Big Joke New]

The tour guests were given a slap up meal in one of the restaurants inside Parkhead.

That'll have been boiled spuds, roast spuds, mashed spuds AND chips I imagine

Slap up indeed

 

[govanrear1987]

Absolutely hated that Dutch prick who played for them

 

[2 of the Best]

If only they were aware of what has been going on inside the Paedo Dome, a club like no other, some day soon it will come crashing down.

 

[uneasydaz]

"They got a slap up meal" would be hillerious if they went down with food poisoning and had to field a weakened team

 

[Crispy Bacon]

Tour of Torbett towers before visiting Ibrox.

Imagine going from walking inside the office block main stand, stepping out to the sagging stands held up by large retractable pillars with rusty mecano over the roof. To then walking in the front door of Ibrox.

What a riddy for them.

 

[cooprfc]

Celtic are asking if they can count this as a European game. Just to see what they are like.

 

[Bear all]

Well at least they didn’t offer them their state of the art training facilities or the Bravest man in football insights.

 

[Broom-loneranger]

Bet they sit them down and give them a 10 minute lecture about how we arent the same club, Sevco etc etc

 

[Puggy]

Absolutely hated that Dutch prick who played for them

Petta, Hesselink, Van Dijk ?

 

[govanrear1987]

Petta, Hesselink, Van Dijk ?

If you read the article he was the tour guide for the PSV officials

 

[Puggy]

If you read the article he was the tour guide for the PSV officials

I don’t read any articles regarding that lot.

 

[govanrear1987]

I don’t read any articles regarding that lot.

Just comment on the threads about them then, smashing

 

[Killie Bear]

Maybe just looking for some advice on how to cover stuff up and persuade the Government to do fcuk all about it

 

[HMS.Temple.Garden]

Jim Vinegar of Castlemilk made the trip as well I see

 

[ibroxbound]

The tour guests were given a slap up meal in one of the restaurants inside Parkhead.

That'll have been boiled spuds, roast spuds, mashed spuds AND chips I imagine

Slap up indeed

Lucky they didn't get the stab up meal.

 

[alex wright]

“One of the guests told the Scottish Daily Express: "I don't know if Rangers will like that we have gone to visit Celtic. It was a good trip and we learned a lot from Jan, who seems to know everything about Celtic.”

News for you mate, Rangers won’t have given it a seconds thought.

 

[Bluebeard]

The tour guests were given a slap up meal in one of the restaurants inside Parkhead.

That'll have been boiled spuds, roast spuds, mashed spuds AND chips I imagine

Slap up indeed

The Seville lounge

 

[Puggy]

Just comment on the threads about them then, smashing

Big difference between commenting about them and reading articles about them.

Did you read the article then aye ? You obsessed with them ? :shh:

 

[Jan Wyck]

Did Fare organise the tour?

 

[sofakineazy]

They wiped their feet on the red carpet on the way out.

 

[BroomloanWATP]

The only people who should be getting a "tour" of that shitpit are the f.ucking CID.

 

[Rangerista]

I wonder if their tour took them near the photographer's cupboard?

 

[dublinbluenose]

I hope they didn’t trip over the carpet with the amount of stuff brushed underneath it over the years

 

[NeilFifeLoyal]

Pure raging at this!!! Lol, the last time we played them was on Patrick’s day and their fans had been down the slop houses partying with the minks had some amount of tri colours with them.

 

[insanicdrunk]

Celtic are asking if they can count this as a European game. Just to see what they are like.

I wonder if they put the disco lights on for them.

 

[Souness86]

Celtic no doubt rattled by all the positive comments Ibrox received from around Europe last season and they're now going out of their way to make sure no one forgets about them. Tragic bastards.

 

[TQ3]

Now they will definitely be blown away by Ibrox. Then they will walk out to that cauldron of noise!
That’s like being invited to Buckingham Palace with the Mrs, and saying Il just drop this old fridge at the Lambeth tip first!

 

[adidasler]

Maybe just looking for some advice on how to cover stuff up and persuade the Government to do fcuk all about it

Where do they keep the Thai Tims when they're doing a tour I wonder?

 

[Ger572]

Imagine walking into that red brick tacky scaffold chamber of secrets then tonight walking into what is the marble staircased iconic classy Ibrox stadium!

Talk about the Bheggars opening themselves up to negativity. They really are a special breed shower of mutants. The carpets in that shite hole would have been like a farmers tattie field with that much being swept under it over the years.

Disgusting filthy immoral bastards the lot of them.

 

[fazerboy]

Where do they keep the Thai Tims when they're doing a tour I wonder?

In the basement making socks.

 

[Bluethruandthru]

Celtic no doubt rattled by all the positive comments Ibrox received from around Europe last season and they're now going out of their way to make sure no one forgets about them. Tragic bastards.

You can be 100% certain that's a factor here.
Resentment and envy in plain view once again, it's in their very DNA.
Tragic bastards indeed.

 

[cooprfc]

We tried to do this for the teams that put Celtic out of Europe last year but they had to decline as their players had their day jobs in the morning.

 

[IbroxForever]

It's a standard mostly made up story from the Scottish media on the day of a huge euro game for Rangers. They try anything to get attention on celtic rather than us.

The story reads like an ex Tim player has shown a couple people round there cesspit, a nothing story as normal.

 

[adidasler]

In the basement making socks.

That must be one creepy basement. The majority of them must be in their 20s by now.

 

[Ally’s Golden Boot]

Welcome to the crime scene..

 

[The Canny Man]

They’ve got JOHN YNWA either side of that pathetic gold star. Tacky beyond belief.

 

[regnar]

Presumably their first question would be - "Why is this carpet so lumpy?"

PSV officials given Celtic Park red carpet treatment ahead of Rangers clash

The Dutch side face Giovanni van Bronckhorst's men tonight and were given a tour of their rivals' home

www.footballscotland.co.uk

Courage Brothers do not stumble.

 

[Alfred Blair]

That must be one creepy basement. The majority of them must be in their 20s by now.

Need to be disinfected after being in that shitepit

 

[Teddy Casablanca]

Please love us PSV.

That's it exactly Puggy. They are fcukin pathetic