PSV officials given Celtic Park red carpet treatment ahead of Rangers clash

[Galstonian Oranje]

Why?

 

[Williem2]

I wonder how many doors they couldnt open on the visit for fear of what might be lurking behind them................

Slap up meal to those puddle driking vermin would be a tin of campbells meatballs in gravy and a slug out of a 2l bottle of own brand 30p Kola, "pass it roon bhoys, that bottle is for the full table"

 

[Pirlo]

Heard they were given the tour by celeb fan Elaine C Smith who also rolled out her carpet for them.

 

[Vallance]

C****c give PSV the red carpet treatment, what ? Have they buried PSV underneath it?

 

[Thor]

Tonight has literally nothing to do with them. The club are just as obsessed with their fans it would appear.

 

[BroomloanWATP]

They’ve got JOHN YNWA either side of that pathetic gold star. Tacky beyond belief.

Like the long forgotten star of a nativity scene atop the world's cheapest garden centre.

 

[Skyy Bluenose]

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The tour guests were given a slap up meal in one of the restaurants inside Parkhead.

That'll have been boiled spuds, roast spuds, mashed spuds AND chips I imagine

Slap up indeed

”slap up meal”
Who was hosting it, The Broons?

 

[Beer Belly Loyal]

"Punch up meal" followed by malkied coupon.

 

[RWL12]

Now they will definitely be blown away by Ibrox. Then they will walk out to that cauldron of noise!
That’s like being invited to Buckingham Palace with the Mrs, and saying Il just drop this old fridge at the Lambeth tip first!

Old fridge? Thats not a nice nickname for your Mrs.

 

[1BrianLaudrup]

Attention seeking behaviour, attempting to insert themselves into the story. Just pathetic.

 

[Gary Mitchell]

The tour guests were given a slap up meal in one of the restaurants inside Parkhead.

That'll have been boiled spuds, roast spuds, mashed spuds AND chips I imagine

Slap up indeed

I've no heard of a "slap up" meal since the Broons annuals.

 

[muttley]

A slap-up McDonalds meal then came the hard-sell of white sports socks and counterfeit tobacco.

 

[Professor Yaffle]

They thought PSV stood for paedo sharing venture.

Wrong uns

 

[Arlo]

Funny thing is as soon as we best PSV they’ll wipe their hands of them and claim their shitebags who bottled it and we’ll have never faced a decent side in years in Europe.

All while their getting roundly smashed by the superior Reserve sides and Wi-Fi passcodes.

 

[vinnie]

“Yeah, see we didn’t forget with the whole disco lights thing. We just do well in Europe and that makes entertainment for our punters. But you do you.”

Not sure I’ve heard many “what a gaff” quotes from their visitors!

 

[Voxtronix]

The Seville lounge

They've been looking for a new name for that lounge since their celebration of failure was outed. It's now called the "A team that's playing a team that doesn't exist (that we call the opposition) had a slap up dinner here before they played the team that doesn't exist" Lounge

It's less embarrasing for sure

 

[Bumplittledipper]

Absolutely hated that Dutch prick who played for them

John Vinegar of Castlemilk

 

[RangersForever]

Maybe PSV are breezeblock connoisseurs.

 

[Dcalm]

We usually welcome teams that come here, it annoys the smelly support, they prob think they are getting 1 up when nobody cares.

 

[Div1872]

Bitter vermin scum

A club like no other - indeed. !!!

 

[Caldow3]

But is Jan Vinegar Hissy Wank aware of Spotlight and that side of Scum FC's history?

 

[ItsInTheNet]

 

[Ballymena]

Dont touch the carpet please. Its got hidden secrets

 

[Robbie]

Did they get a tour of the dungeon ?

And the kiddie porn cupboard ?

 

[spotlight]

Nice, a walk down Saville Row before entering the doors of Tin Pan Alley, and out onto the hallowed pitch of the Beast-Dome. Then a slap up selection of tatties to finish off.
Yum.

 

[Grampian Bear]

“One of the guests told the Scottish Daily Express: "I don't know if Rangers will like that we have gone to visit Celtic. It was a good trip and we learned a lot from Jan, who seems to know everything about Celtic.”

News for you mate, Rangers won’t have given it a seconds thought.

Was it not tied into a training session at their super duper training "complex" or is that an even bigger dump.

If Jan "knows everything about Celtic" can he not be charged with withholding criminal evidence !

Some good replies on this thread.

 

[Orangie]

The tour guests were given a slap up meal in one of the restaurants inside Parkhead.

That'll have been boiled spuds, roast spuds, mashed spuds AND chips I imagine

Slap up indeed

Eggs Benedict Arnold

(Sorry family guy)

 

[Kinbo]

Bet they were like aye cheers . We’ve just had steak at Ibrox now getting beans here at the piggery

 

[cm72]

Tonight they'll be treated to an elite status stadium

 

[Vinted]

"They got a slap up meal" would be hillerious if they went down with food poisoning and had to field a weakened team

Slap up has a different meaning at the paedo dome

 

[ShieldhallBear]

PSV - So who is the statue of outside the stadium?

Scum - Well he basically allowed in, protected and rehired known paedos into the club.

PSV - ???

 

[Chairman]

I'm sure they appreciated a tour of that dump

They all had to shower soon after.

 

[rangers for life]

I would think most PSV fans would be quite favourable regarding Rangers due to Advocaat and Numan connections.

The East End Gypos are a parody ,f@uck them

 

[club175]

Sure they loved a tour of the main stand that looks like an 80s leisure centre

 

[TQ3]

Old fridge? Thats not a nice nickname for your Mrs.

She’s been called worse!

 

[beowulf]

I've no heard of a "slap up" meal since the Broons annuals.

Plate o' noodle doodles and an out o' date can o' tizer.

 

[Chinggis_could_I_khant]

Celtic are asking if they can count this as a European game. Just to see what they are like.

The papers will probably report that there were 68,000 tims in attendance.

 

[cooperman]

been reading some PSV forums, and this jumped out at me

mr. Spockwrote:↑Aug 10, 2022, 22:38Huge lady's front bottom.

Celtic >>>>>>>>>>> wannabe england rangers with their british flags.

Rangers >>>>>>>>>>> let's show off that one European Cup we arrogantly won Celtic. Did stadium tours at both clubs in 2007 when I was in Glasgow for work. For that I would also indicate Celtic as my preference, but how those stadium tours have turned that around. Rangers all warmth, Celtic, well, you can already guess based on my reaction

 

[Blue Trossachs]

Who gives a F**k!! I mean, Who really gives a F**k!!

 

[tazzabear]

Absolutely hated that Dutch prick who played for them

Not a difficult task.
“As a catholic, I’m proud onto play for the biggest catholic club in Scotland”.
That tramp?

 

[eeboh]

"And up there we have our 'Champions League lights', installed them about 5 years ago and only thanks to the efforts of Rang...emmm...The Opposition, will these lights actually see a champions League fixture".

 

[onestepbehind]

If you all came out of it with your arses intact then you did well.

 

[tazzabear]

Who gives a F**k!! I mean, Who really gives a F**k!!

Me.
Maybe just me but, I love the way septic tell everybody how they’re on our opponents side.
This knowledge allows me to enjoy and take pride in, that we’ll allow Septic’s CL opponents full access to our training facilities when they’re in Glasgow.

 

[BN94]

Dont touch the carpet please. Its got hidden secrets

They may think they are hidden.

 

[Johnj98]

Hope they wiped there feet on there way out to the street.

 

[beowulf]

Not a difficult task.
“As a catholic, I’m proud onto play for the biggest catholic club in Scotland”.
That tramp?

Jim Vinegar of Castlemilk?

 

[HIHI]

The Seville lounge

Seville!

 

[HIHI]

Seville!

Saville!

 

[Turrabear]

Did they show them the carpet .where all celtics secrets are swept under.

 

[devilman]

Love us, love us. Please love us. We also love terrorist groups, chasing ambulances and oh yeah, hiding the biggest paedophile ring in world sport.