The crackpot Celtic podcast and the caffeine suppositories

Yes folks these crackpots are walking amongst us Daily. What a frightening thought. Deranged and completely ill.
 
Noooooo! They’ve found out the advanced caffeine research from our secret Edmunson House Laboratories. I knew there was a reason our players have slowed up this season.
 
I want to know how we afforded caffeine without going into admin 12.

Phil 3 names will be financially analysing this info as we speak.

And swept under the carpet, got to love that.
 
when they were discussing this as a show topic, I wonder, did they think hard lining caffeine intravenously was a ridiculous notion but caffeine enema sounded perfectly reasonable?

I’m just surprised Red Bull or Monster haven’t done global ad campaigns on this?

Red Bull give you arse wiiiiiiings
 
Right Bassey, I can make you super fit and have an engine like a train, all i need you to do is bend over so I can shove this up your arse before every game.


Aye ok, that will go well B-D
 
Well they are the ones that claim never to stop, we need a full inquiry in them being cafenianated they could drink it but they opted for suppositories as it reminds them of growing up, ideally administered by their parish priest.
 
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