David Bowie song for Colak - Ch Ch Ch

[BluebellGirl]

The man needs a song. David Bowie’s Changes would do. Ch ch ch Cholak (phonetically speaking)

 

[Loyal72]

Tried and tested; "Ohhh Antonio Cholak (xRepeatUntilTired)"

 

[vinnie]

My daughter was singing the Halliday song when he get his second. Changed it to Antonio “cholak”, I thought it was quite good tbh.

 

[Loyal72]

My daughter was singing the Halliday song when he get his second. Changed it to Antonio “cholak”, I thought it was quite good tbh.

How does that work though?

Na na na na na Andy Halliday Halliday, Andy Halliday na na etc

Cholak or Colak doesn't fit with Antonio.

Unless it was

Na na na na na Mon Antonio, Tonio, Mon Antonio! Na etc

Which for the record, I think is barely passable.

 

[vinnie]

How does that work though?

Na na na na na Andy Halliday Halliday, Andy Halliday na na etc

Cholak or Colak doesn't fit with Antonio.

Unless it was

Na na na na na Mon Antonio, Tonio, Mon Antonio! Na etc

Which for the record, I think is barely passable.

Antonio Colak, chooolak, antoniooo colaaaak

 

[TN8]

Just get that "if you're looking for a striker" one belted oot. By far the best of a bad bunch!

 

[Amadaeus]

Chia, All You laydeez... Just sub Colak for back.

Colak is a handsome fella and all the laydeez would agree to this cover...

 

[Cucumbear]

Ch ch ch ch o lak
turn and score a goal
Ch ch ch o o lak
We’ll never get a better man.

Sorry I’m half cut already

 

[Thomas Vallance]

Cuellar song maybe?

Antonio Colak, you are the love of my life
Antonio Colak, I’d let you shag my wife
Antonio Colak,

Needs a last line!

 

[mdingwall]

 

[Boabinho]

There’s only oooooone Tony Čolak
Only oooooone Tony Čolak
Better looking than Rylan
And he’s not made of nylon
Walking in a Čolak wonderland

 

[Unclerico27]

Toni Colak
That’s his name
Scores a goal
Every game

(Tom Hark tune - it’s a hit!!)

 

[charlie_snowball]

 

[TerrySilverLoyal]

One touch is all it takes
Balls in the net again..

 

[Geerfc19]

colak colak,
Toni toni colak,
He gets the ball he scores the goals
Toni toni colak

 

[BluebellGirl]

Ch ch ch ch o lak
turn and score a goal
Ch ch ch o o lak
We’ll never get a better man.

Sorry I’m half cut already

We have a winner!!!

 

[Harbour Bear]

Cholak's on fire
Your defence is terrified
Cholak's on fire
Your defence is terrified
OH!
Nanannanananananananannananqnanannana

 

[Harbour Bear]

Heeeyyyyy heyyyyt Rangers
Oh! Ah!
I wana gooooaaallllllll
From Antonio

1234...

 

[Bluebeard]

colak colak,
Toni toni colak,
He gets the ball he scores the goals
Toni toni colak

The most inane song ever to hit the football terraces. Used to cringe when we sung it for Mols. “ eh getsiball and eh scores a goal “ ffs kindergarten stuff.

Colak deserves a proper song

I’ll get my thinking cap on

 

[Geerfc19]

The most inane song ever to hit the football terraces. Used to cringe when we sung it for Mols. “ eh getsiball and eh scores a goal “ ffs kindergarten stuff.

Colak deserves a proper song

I’ll get my thinking cap on

Simple and effective for me

 

[Glasgow Rangers (Sco)]

He comes from Croatia
Scores all the time
Plays for the mighty
Scores all the time

Coz we’ve got (clap clap) Tony Colak, we’ve got (clap clap) Tony Colak

So glad he’s miiiiiiiiiineee

(Glad all over)

 

[Nizzy72]

Call me old fashioned but I will put forward: "One Toni Colak, there's only one Toni Colak etc etc."

 

[son of le guen]

Use the song used for Antonio Conte

 

[Bigbluebeard]

The most inane song ever to hit the football terraces. Used to cringe when we sung it for Mols. “ eh getsiball and eh scores a goal “ ffs kindergarten stuff.

Colak deserves a proper song

I’ll get my thinking cap on

Get yourself up for judging Eurovision MDB

 

[Sensible Head]

Super colak
Super colak
Ole ole ole

 

[cloodie]

There’s only oooooone Tony Čolak
Only oooooone Tony Čolak
Better looking than Rylan
And he’s not made of nylon
Walking in a Čolak wonderland

 

[steve84]

Cholak's on fire
Your defence is terrified
Cholak's on fire
Your defence is terrified
OH!
Nanannanananananananannananqnanannana

Might be too many beers down but this wins hands down for me!

 

[bLuE PirAtE]

What about a tune from 1908 by Florrie Forde. The chorus is "oh oh Antonio"
Some clever bear can provide our own lyrics.

 

[Carson1912]

Toni toni colak toni colak toni toni colak
2 unlimited -no limit

 

[RangersForever]

One touch is all it takes
Balls in the net again..

Put me in mind of the Doris Troy song - Just One Look.

Surely there's an easy made song there just using the chorus.

Just one touch, that's all it took......

 

[WBD]

Easy change to Colak

 

[Hideyorii]

Im seeing the union bears in leather singing to this

But singing colak instead of relax

 

[Gramps1]

There’s a lack of belter songs for our players this season is piss.
Union bears have went full on ultra pish….

 

[LarkfiedLoyalNS]

The Antonio chant that Spurs sing for Conte is simple and effective I can’t believe it hasn’t took off.

Mental.

 

[hms]

Use the song used for Antonio Conte

This all day

 

[hms]

The Antonio chant that Spurs sing for Conte is simple and effective I can’t believe it hasn’t took off.

Mental.

This one amazes me it hasn’t taken off.

 

[LarkfiedLoyalNS]

This one amazes me it hasn’t taken off.

Same it would be perfect especially with how fast paced we sing.

 

[Gramps1]

Tragic when we’ve no got a cracker of a song for a Colak but we have for Matondo

 

[BelfastBear007]

Simple / effective / noisy

On and On
Antoni Colak
On and On
He knows where the goals at
On and On
Glasgow Rangers all the way.

1 2 3 4 Repeat

I'll get me coat!

 

[ThorntonMM]

The present song the UB have for Colak is uninspiring garbage.

This would have been 100 times better.

 

[theredwhiteandblue]

‘Tony Goals’ in the Micheal Mols song, simple, effective, crowd pleaser. Job done.

 

[clubdeckcharlie]

The man needs a song. David Bowie’s Changes would do. Ch ch ch Cholak (phonetically speaking)

Sh sh sh shi..

 

[Bristol_bnose3]

 

[GovanDerry]

The present song the UB have for Colak is uninspiring garbage.

This would have been 100 times better.

This is what they wer signing yesterday

 

[zeb macahan]

To the tune of Angelo by Brotherhood of Man
Months ago, we signed a man called Antonio
Give him the ball and he scores a goal,
He loves the Gers and we love him so

He is a constant danger, scoring for fun for Rangers Tonio

 

[Cliffger]

Ch ch ch ch o lak
turn and score a goal
Ch ch ch o o lak
We’ll never get a better man.

Sorry I’m half cut already

I like this.

 

[unionjock2]

Just get that "if you're looking for a striker" one belted oot. By far the best of a bad bunch!

This is the one, the rest are shite IMHO

 

[TheJuice]

The present song the UB have for Colak is uninspiring garbage.

This would have been 100 times better.

A magnificent mouser

 

[jprfc]

Might be too many beers down but this wins hands down for me!

I would've agreed but since they played that record at the final in Seville I've hated it

 

[Blue bells are blue1872]

I'd go for The Laughing Gnome.

Hahahahehehe
Another goal for Colak hes the one for me....

Taxi......