David Bowie song for Colak - Ch Ch Ch

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Ohhh ohhh
Toni Colak
He scores a goal again
My my
I could never let you go!

To the tune of Mamma Mia. ABBA loyal.
 
Colak , Colaak ..your now where you belong !
Colak , Colaak ..your now where you belong !!
Colak is a man who scores for Glasgow Rangers , hes the best in the land
All the other teams wish they had him ..but hes a Glasgow Rangers maan !

Colak , Colak ..hes a Glasgow Rangers maan !!
 
Mazyrun74 said:
Colak , Colaak ..your now where you belong !
Colak , Colaak ..your now where you belong !!
Colak is a man who scores for Glasgow Rangers , hes the best in the land
All the other teams wish they had him ..but hes a Glasgow Rangers maan !

Colak , Colak ..hes a Glasgow Rangers maan !!
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Get back Cho Cho ..
 
Hideyorii said:
Im seeing the union bears in leather singing to this


But singing colak instead of relax
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Reckon you're on to something there


C(h)olak, go to it, ________________ (Relax, don't do it)
When you need a goal, he'll do it, (When you want to go to it)
C(h)olak, go to it, _______________ (Relax, don't do it)
He's Rangers number 1. __________ (When you want to come)


" Huh's ". Optional :p
 
WBD said:
What's wrong with.. Raw hide tune..

Scoring scoring scoring
Always always scoring Colak
He's adding to his tally
He's chasing super Ally
Colak is the Rangers number 9.

It's original, catchy, easy to sing. Seemples :)
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Because it’s lazy and lacks imagination.
 
Blue bells are blue1872 said:
I'd go for The Laughing Gnome.

Hahahahehehe
Another goal for Colak hes the one for me....

Taxi......
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top obscure Bowie reference there but I'd still struggle not to finish with...said the Laughing Gnome...which muddies the message a bit. Or maybe UB should rework The Man Who Sold The World...

Oh no, not Tone, he never loses control,
You're face to face,
With the man who scored the goal.
An-ton-io-cho-oalak! :))

Gold plated even if I do say so myself.
 
What's wrong with.. Raw hide tune..
WBD said:
Scoring scoring scoring
Always always scoring Colak
He's adding to his tally
He's chasing super Ally
Colak is the Rangers number 9.

It's original, catchy, easy to sing. Seemples :)
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It didn't catch on for Boyd first time around, so not sure why it would now.
 
ThorntonMM said:
Despite it being tragically bad and clearly not taking off by the rest of the support they are sticking with it.
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If it gets sung on the buses going to Liverpool the kids won’t be able to stop it taken off.
The players songs from them this season have been shite anyway.
 
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Or go for Time by Bowie.

Colak! You know he's going to score
we fall wanking to the floor
as the ball rests in the net, boy.
:))
 
foot1efreek said:
Am gonna let ye know a wee secret. Chelsea sang that one for conte.

John Terry sang it when he done his speech at his last chelsea game. Cool story I know.

It’s a winner for me
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Don’t care who sung it first mate it’s simple but effective and as I said would suit our rapid singing haha.

I just can’t believe it’s not even been tried yet especially with the amount of goals he’s scoring lol.
 
Bluenose Burger Podcast said:
top obscure Bowie reference there but I'd still struggle not to finish with...said the Laughing Gnome...which muddies the message a bit. Or maybe UB should rework The Man Who Sold The World...

Oh no, not Tone, he never loses control,
You're face to face,
With the man who scored the goal.
An-ton-io-cho-oalak! :))

Gold plated even if I do say so myself.
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zeb macahan said:
To the tune of Angelo by Brotherhood of Man
Months ago, we signed a man called Antonio
Give him the ball and he scores a goal,
He loves the Gers and we love him so

He is a constant danger, scoring for fun for Rangers Tonio
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No no no no NO! That did not happen.
 
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