If you could do a 5 second "team talk"

[MrBearightside]

The scenario:

Gerrard has planned a team meeting now that everyone has returned from international duties, but before he starts the meeting he gives you 5 seconds to say anything you want to the squad, what would you say?


I'd say "Listen to the manager, he will lead us to glory"

 

[MarkieLoyal]

Look at the league table. You got us there.

Work hard, fear no one, win your battles and welcome the chase.

You`ll be heroes for the rest of your lifes.

Do it.

 

[buc11]

Kill them til they're dead Rangers.

 

[Haining84]

Keep the head,have balls,go be legends!

 

[larrymac]

Keep it on the deck

 

[BL11]

Fk Bobby Sands - he's deid

 

[Crispy Bacon]

Look at the league table. You got us there.

Work hard, fear no one, win your battles and welcome the chase.

You`ll be heroes for the rest of your lifes.

Do it.

You taking a breath between any of those words? 5 seconds mate

 

[Kinbo]

Look in the mirror, what’s looking back is the chance to become a legend

 

[MarkieLoyal]

You taking a breath between any of those words? 5 seconds mate

So i cheated, its about 10 seconds ha ha

 

[Ibroxkev]

There are many who have went before you. Honour the jersey and you will be remembered when you’re gone.

 

[Monty_greenock34]

Alfredo Morelos..... Here
Jermain Defoe....... Here

Eros Grezda.......... Anyone seen eros grezda??

 

[OohAhHuistra]

No pyro no party lads

 

[Twosignals]

Shoot, Shoot on Site!

 

[Est1872]

You're a quarter of the way to immortality lads

 

[nybear]

in a 50/50 its 100% yours, go past, over or through them even if you have to break them WIN

 

[dbear]

Guys, when in Inverclyde, don't accept a gammy from ANYONE!

 

[Mitchell McCoist]

No surrender, the popes a bender

 

[GovanRearLoyal]

Make yourself legends by winning title. WATP

 

[RaoulDuke11]

"This mob covered up a paedo ring for forty-plus years. Always have a man on the back post at corners"

Success ensured.

 

[Baldrick]

If it was just before the game against the filth.

 

[5*RFC]

"I'll double the win bonus"

 

[mkgers]

Have you seen ma neighbours?

 

[alex wright]

"Just win, our adulation will last a lot longer than any money"

 

[auldyin]

When i was the Irvine Meadow kit man in the 90's Gary Faulds the Medda manager at that time said " They hate us, we fuckin hate them get intae them" that was against Kilwinning Rangers and thats all he said

 

[5*RFC]

"Just win, our adulation will last a lot longer than any money"

This violates my suggestion.

 

[Ta Phyra Loyal]

One of their players spat on the rangers badge and tied a scarf onto our goal post, get fired into these 19th Century Terrorist fuckers, no surrender

 

[MarkieLoyal]

I have already put my team talk in earlier in the post.

But just to say Kudos to OP for a genuine, interesting and original post well done @MrBearightside

 

[vinnie]

Represent me and that badge like you deserve to wear it. No surrender!

 

[Carlton The Bear]

“We are The People. Now go and prove it”

 

[Morty]

"Lads, its Heart of Midlothian.."

 

[midlandbear]

Are you worthy of this jersey and the support of those fans?

Go out and show me!

 

[al-bertz]

From top to bottom you are hated in this country because of that badge on your chest and what this club stands for.

This means everything, absolutely everything to those fans out there, and if you win this league for them, they will remember you on their death bed and smile. God save the Queen and God bless the Rangers.

 

[My boy Blu]

Prep H isn't cutting it anymore lads. Any advice?

 

[Korova Milk Bar]

This is your chance, this your time, become legends.

 

[Hagi9uk]

If it moves fucking smash it. Never surrender

 

[tottie beck]

Sorry, but I cant beat, "Doddie, What's the Cry?"

 

[Gerrard55]

Right lads, we thinking a chippy or a chinky tonight?

 

[the_baron]

"I don't have a fucking clue how I got in the dressing room and why Stevie is asking me to speak either lads. %^*& the pope. Byeeeeeeeeee"

 

[Ricksen]

I’m Steven f***ing Gerrard. Don’t let me down.

 

[evo14]

“I’ve got you at over 2.5 on my coupon. Don’t let me down.”

 

[Hoogsy66]

We are Rangers Super Rangers !

 

[Neilstonger]

GERRINTAETHEY BASTURDS.

Off you go chaps.

 

[johnkp]

The OP reminded me of a story about when Jock Wallace took over at Leicester City.

After his first team talk, one of the players had to ask a team-mate, "What's a skoosh case?"

 

[Corporal Clegg]

Don't listen to Brian from East Kilbride.

 

[TimzRFudz]

Don't listen to Brian from East Kilbride.

“Rangers... Are. We. Fucking. Ready?!!!!”

 

[attack-hands]

Clear Eyes, Full Heart, Cant Lose!

 

[baza239]

You

Look at the league table. You got us there.

Work hard, fear no one, win your battles and welcome the chase.

You`ll be heroes for the rest of your lifes.

Do it.

you must talk fast as fcuk mate lol

 

[TN8]

Anycunt seen my car keys?

 

[mark hateley]

"Look at the table and keep up the good work, come May we will still be top. Get into everyone and no surrender"

 

[ChristchurchBear]

Let’s smear dug
Shite all errr these c()nts