Rangers Royal Rumble

[MearnsUnionist]

Harry Davis

Would be the only winner.

 

[HillbillyRFC]

Also looking forward to the non wrestling homos chiming in asking WTF this thread is all about/slagging it off.

 

[DadoPrso9]

Kenny Miller

He’d get put out but keep coming back in.

 

[The Predator]

Kevin Kyle would be the guy that needs the collection of wrestlers to topple his fat arse over the top ropes

 

[mark hateley]

Kevin Muscat would be a contender

Hes not trusted for the main events.

 

[Bri RTID]

Prso or big Soti

 

[Bri RTID]

Kevin Kyle would be the guy that needs the collection of wrestlers to topple his fat arse over the top ropes

he had a thick head, it was lethal if it made contact in a fight

 

[GazzaG]

Barrie McKay

 

[blue216]

Kevin Muscat would be a contender

I’m not so sure Muscat was really hard. He always struck me as just being a bit of a thug.

 

[9inaBo]

Can’t see many folk chucking big Ammo over the top rope.

 

[Marco]

Souness for me

 

[MearnsUnionist]

Also looking forward to the non wrestling homos chiming in asking WTF this thread is all about/slagging it off.

Personally I hate wrestling, but the thread is harmless and a good laugh.

Don't see how anyone could slag it off.

 

[BlueCofIbrox]

Daniel Cousin would cause a few problems

 

[dynamo_rosco]

Morelos would smash them all Brock Lesnar style. Souness and Big Dunc might get a couple of punches in but that's it.

 

[Inverblue.jr]

If mangers count too then I would suggest Walter Smith.

 

[Jase]

Unbeleeeevable Jeff.

Bobby Shearer first mention.

 

[Baba Booey]

Borna Barisic has that MMA look about him. I think he'd be harder to beat than some may imagine for a skinny guy.

My money's on Duncan Ferguson, though!

 

[BWO]

Ian Ferguson coming in number 3 or 4 and winning it.

 

[Arkanoid]

McCoist would win it. He wins everything

I can see him and Hateley as a tag team. They get rid of everyone and as Hateley is celebrating with the crowd McCoist sneakily throws him over the top rope and as Hateley is on the outside in disbelief McCoist shrugs and smiles cheekily. Earl Hebner raises his arm and his music kicks in

*This isnt a dig at McCoist, Hateley or both, just a Royal Rumble scenario as I see it. Its also not a dig at Earl Hebner

%^*& Earl Hebner!!

 

[Peekaboo]

Duncan Ferguson. Still a mad bastard

 

[Arkanoid]

Managers Royal Rumble!
Wattie
Souey
Mixu last men standing
Warburton would start well early get spooked and eliminate himself at the halfway stage.
McIness music would hit but wouldn't appear through the curtain

 

[Oasis]

Ian Black's Rangers career if it was in the Rumble

That's more like Moses Ashikodi's Rangers career.

 

[George_Costanza]

Harold Davis and Bobby Shearer from what my dad has told me about them

 

[BoyleRFC1]

Big Dunc for me...maniac

 

[Eddie Doc]

Can't believe nobody's said Tom Forsyth yet

Tam.

 

[Adamski2010]

Scott Wilson looked a wee bit like Randy Orton.

.. if you squint your eyes a wee bit..

 

[Blew Knows]

Souness and Hurlock tag team.

 

[weefree]

Can't believe nobody's said Tom Forsyth yet

Not called ‘Jaws’ for nothing

 

[Mark-Penny]

Souness and Gazza last two. Gazza has played a blinder by kidding on he’s on people’s sides by laughing and joking with them then unleashing a barrage of blows when they’re not looking. Souness sees this and is weary at the end. Gazza wins him over eventually and they shake hands with suspicion. Souness pulls Gazza towards him and boots him in the baws, puts him in a headlock flips him upside town and slams him into the canvas. Souness is victorious.

Took that a bit too seriously there...

 

[Bumplittledipper]

Terry Hurlock all day long. Souness, Gregor Stevens and John Brown best of the rest.

 

[BL11]

Barrie McKay

 

[mark hateley]

Barrie McKay and Peter Hustria in the ones that get tossed over by one hand by Bob Malcolm.

 

[BritishBulldog]

Marvin Andrews. God would make sure that he won.

 

[dynamo_rosco]

Marvin Andrews. God would make sure that he won.

Vince McMahon leathered God.

 

[Clubdeckg]

Big Mohsni

 

[Royalblue55]

Terry Hurlock

That's the winner right there.

Beat me to it
He would smash everyone then shrug his shoulders and say what I never done anything wrong

 

[.k.k.]

Ian black would hide under the ring.

 

[SuperGers07]

Ian black would hide under the ring.

well, he is a little bastard

 

[SuperGers07]

This thread should be bumped if our very own bluenose wins the WWE Royal Rumble on sunday night

 

[Tucker7]

Present Alfi
Past Souness
Terry Butcher

 

[Masterblue]

Ive still to see a harder man than John Greig in a Rangers shirt.
ive seen players who would kick and fight till their last breath.
Grieg took on all comers if they fancied it he took it on.
Dignified and Hard what a combination.

 

[dynamo_rosco]

Ian black would hide under the ring.

He'd be under there looking for a ladder. Not for a ladder match mind you, he had a ceiling to paint.

 

[blairbear]

Graham Roberts and Harold Davis.

 

[Epsom Royal]

Duncan Ferguson. Still a mad bastard

My man also, think of the scum who broke into his house, they got hammered

 

[flounder]

Between Souness, Albertz and Alfredo.

 

[LadyLaudrup]

Souness or Duncan Ferguson for me.

 

[scott-nisbet]

Graham Roberts and bomber would do some damage

 

[Number11]

John Greig or Big Tam Forsyth.

 

[Trueblue76]

Big Goian and Petric.

 

[Polar bear]

Steven Naismith.