Real Madrid after Kristoffer Ajer

[Vallance]

And The Hans Christian Andersen "total pish" award goes to.........

 

[Forzabear1872]

And so it begins....

 

[BlueSevenTwo]

"They face a tough battle for the 22-year-old's signature with Paris Saint-Germain, Manchester City and Leicester City also showing interest"

Brendan to the rescue it is then with an “undisclosed offer”

 

[Klos 1]

Is it April Fools day ?

 

[The Railway Bear]

‘As good as a new signing’ when he ‘turns them down.’ Same shit every summer for their gullible hordes. As an aside, Ajer really is a loathsome character.

 

[SA444]

Never thought anyone could invent something as daft as that. Proved wrong again.

 

[devilman]

What do they want him for? Surely not as a player?

 

[TerrySilverLoyal]

They moving for him before or after they get Musonda?

 

[Beer Belly Loyal]

Dundee's next loan deal.

 

[BlueSevenTwo]

Dundee's next loan deal.

Na that’s Jack Hendry part of the deal for their vote.

 

[Stevie 1969]

For anyone needing a good laugh on Saturday Evening:

Real Madrid 'keeping an eye on Celtic defender Kristoffer Ajer'

The defender has been integral to Celtic and his form has attracted interest from Real Madrid who are targeting a long term Sergio Ramos replacement according to Mundo Deportivo.

www.dailymail.co.uk

Real Madrid are assessing whether to make a surprise summer move for Kristoffer Ajer following his impressive showings in the Scottish Premiership this term.

The Celtic star has been an integral part of a defence which has just helped the club win its ninth top flight crown in succession.

But his impressive form is now attracting attention from outside of Scotland, with Madrid among the teams monitoring his situation according to Mundo Deportivo.


They face a tough battle for the 22-year-old's signature with Paris Saint-Germain, Manchester City and Leicester City also showing interest.

Madrid are looking for a long term replacement for Sergio Ramos whose contract expires next summer as the 34-year-old approaches the end of his career.

Dayot Upamecano of RB Leipzig remains a priority target but Ajer could provide a more tempting prospect at a significantly smaller transfer fee.

Ajer has also attracted interest from Paris Saint-Germain, Manchester City and Leicester City
Ajer still has another two years to run on his current deal at Parkhead and Scottish side will be under limited pressure to sell the defender.

Standing at nearly two metres tall he possesses an aerial threat but is also comfortable with the ball between his feet.

The Norway international has been a big success at Celtic having arrived from Norwegian side Start for around just £500,000 in 2016.

That made me laugh cheers bud

 

[Mermaid]

Was getting ready to post something but I need to go just seen a pig flying past my window.

Seriously though that's cheered me up.

 

[iain18(7)2]

Sergio Ramos must be worried about his place now

 

[55degreesnorth]

Chris Burke is still waiting on the phone call from Juventus.

 

[Brick_Top]

A legend of the game who has been a rock in the Real Madrid defence for 15 years and captained them to 4 Champions League wins is to be replaced by a diddy who gets shown up in the SPFL.

The Madrid fans must be buzzing.

 

[ekbear]

They face a tough battle for the 22-year-old's signature with Paris Saint-Germain, Manchester City and Leicester City also showing interest.

Do you know I almost believed that until I read this paragraph.


Is there a support in the world as gullible as that lot?

 

[Davieblue1977]

Haha april fools day again

 

[Truckerman]

Words fail me....What has this guy actually done to merit Real Madrid looking at him...We get this every so often about tim players and it never happens

 

[Artful Dodger]

Let me guess, 25 million Kensitas coupons. Fixed it for you.

 

[StansgRFC]

Pish

 

[Kinbo]

Not even Fake Madrid are interested in him

 

[Family bam]

Do you know I almost believed that until I read this paragraph.


Is there a support in the world as gullible as that lot?

Nope!

 

[RFC_Champions]

its season book time isnt it?

Yip....

Start of transfer window:
“Barca, Real and Bayern are after player x!”

End of transfer window when the biscuit tin remains shut:
“we showed our commitment by fighting off European giants to retain our best players”

 

[The Canny Man]

Seems logical . . . . . said no one ever!

 

[robertobear]

He's pish and the mail story is pish, what's next Juventus want thumbheid ?

 

[Brian Laudrup]

F**k off

 

[Erskineger]

Hollicom on the crystal meth .
WATP

 

[IrvineLoyal]

This is about as real as the Celtic boys club game where they beat Madrid youth team 1-0 with a Tommy Burns goal.

 

[ClockworkOrange]

To be fair, we did have a good laugh at the Hagi-to-Madrid rumours so it's only fair we do the same here as well.

 

[punk]

Well that's not going to happen, and remember I told you first

 

[StuGers]

That’s genuinely hilarious.

 

[Brother Moses]

I fucking hate that big lanky weapon!!

 

[LenzieLoyal]

Real Madrid 'keeping an eye on Celtic defender Kristoffer Ajer'

The defender has been integral to Celtic and his form has attracted interest from Real Madrid who are targeting a long term Sergio Ramos replacement according to Mundo Deportivo.

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

[Inspector Blake]

Why would any half decent team want to sign that lanky streak of piss, the greetin faced lady's front bottom.

 

[PunkScott]

They signed Graveson and what's his face that flopped at West Ham, you know the one, him.

 

[Tinman73]

Must be for the basketball team!

 

[Mr Bear]

It’s true, but its £10m + a ’fresh’ young player called Mierda de Perro

 

[SDF]

Charly Musonda must've put in a good word for him.

 

[Jonathan E]

This is following up the story that Leicester are lining up a bid of £25 million

(And mitigating the story that McGregor wants to stay - i.e. no cUnt is making a bid of £25million for him.)

 

[UpperCanadianLoyal]

Pish.

Ajer is an over-rated mummy's boy.

 

[UpperCanadianLoyal]

Charly Musonda must've put in a good word for him.

From his wireless set in the Congo.

 

[albertz is god]

i really detest that cant, along with his other kid on hardman julie ann . bur absolute nonsense story hes a big diddy and gets shown up in europe at every opportunity.

 

[AlfiesBarnet]

When keeping it Real, goes wrong.

 

[strider]

None of that would surprise me if they're having a look. He's a highly rated defender at a young age with plenty going for him in a physical sense.

People put a lot of stock in the scouting Football Manager does (I reckon the fact they can update it every year makes them look better), and he ends up an absolute top player in the most recent versions of that.

This is similar to when we read reports of us being interested in a player like Kevin Nisbet. Yeah, we'll have scouts looking at players at that level, but it's unlikely we'll move for them.

 

[roffey]

Jesus Christ is Ronny Cully still alive?

 

[Kaiserweiss]

My eyes are bleached

 

[looway]

its season book time isnt it?

Madrid won't sell many at this rate.

 

[Blueranger45]

think somebody is playing a bit too much Football Manager during lockdown

 

[Kaiserweiss]

None of that would surprise me if they're having a look. He's a highly rated defender at a young age with plenty going for him in a physical sense.

People put a lot of stock in the scouting Football Manager does (I reckon the fact they can update it every year makes them look better), and he ends up an absolute top player in the most recent versions of that.

This is similar to when we read reports of us being interested in a player like Kevin Nisbet. Yeah, we'll have scouts looking at players at that level, but it's unlikely we'll move for them.

Eh what?

 

[Silgni RFC]

Assessment starts.

“He’s shite”

Assessment ends.