Funny moments watching Rangers

dougie retired from my work recently, asked before he left why he did it and hit with the usual referee patter 'cant talk about football games as i still work with the sfa' hahahah

That is incredible some 20 years on. I now feel sorry for his wife having that humouless soul at home all day, every day. I watched it again today after posting on here, and had forgotten just how stupid Smith made himself look. Even Joe Tortalano the Hibs left back couldn't believe it and led the protests along with Durie....and wee Joe I'm sure had no brief for the Bears.

Also noticed today that this incident was in the Guardians worst 10 football decisions ever.
 
Forfar away during Walters second spell. Whole end behind the goal singing “shagger shagger gies the sash” then enviably “shagger doesn’t know it”. McGregor turned round and very clearly gave it “ aye a f&$!king dae”
 
Forfar away during Walters second spell. Whole end behind the goal singing “shagger shagger gies the sash” then enviably “shagger doesn’t know it”. McGregor turned round and very clearly gave it “ aye a f&$!king dae”

Mind the same thing happened with David Healy when he was warming up at rugby park:D
 
A game v St Boo at Ibrox about 1980,was that useless git Andrew Waddell's 1st time reffing us. Billy Stark makes an absolute swan dive, Waddell duly gives the free kick, cue wee Doddy collapse right in front of Waddell as if he'd just been shot. The cheating swine didn't know what to do as he knew he had been conned & and worse still, he knew we knew it! right enough, he made up for it by giving us hee-haw for the rest of his reffing career.
 
Playing the unwashed, ball goes out for a throw in front of the east enclosure, a bear in the front row catches it as di fanio comes storming over gesticulating wildly and demanding the ball back.
Cool as you like the guy holds the ball in one hand while giving the "Mon then" signal with the other, cue a short stand off before howls of laughter and derision as the brave Italian warrior shites it and backs off.
Anybody else remember this?
Brave Italian warrior lol. First time I've ever heard that phrase.
 
Old Firm May 2007, comfortably winning 2-0 and our fans started to sarcastically cheer each touch Lennon made as he was playing honking (think it was his last old firm). He looked like he was going to explode. Very gratifying.
 
Fergie rattling a mentally challenged full force with the ball,right in the kisser,at the Paul Gadd arena.
Also the title winning game 3-0 at the Jimmy Saville Shelter, where they where imploding that much, that a lady's front bottom was hurting that bad that he tried to end it by jumping hehe off of the top tier, I think it was.
Now that had me in fucking knots.

Not Fergie but good to know another of them got fu(ked in the coupon by their own player. :)

 
Playing the unwashed, ball goes out for a throw in front of the east enclosure, a bear in the front row catches it as di fanio comes storming over gesticulating wildly and demanding the ball back.
Cool as you like the guy holds the ball in one hand while giving the "Mon then" signal with the other, cue a short stand off before howls of laughter and derision as the brave Italian warrior shites it and backs off.
Anybody else remember this?

I remember that. Also remember Shitey Galloway chasing a ball that went out of play at Rangers end next to jungle and it went into the bears. He came belting over then quickly realised it was not going to go well. Guy picks it up and holds it out beckoning him to just come and get it. He goes over and just before he can lay his hands on it, our hero straight arm throws it over his head back in to the now bouncing support and the whole 15 thousand odd of us cheering and pising ourselves. Magic.
 
Love Street, the game Sandy Robertson scored. First aid lady running to attend to someone only to fall her full length on the ash that surrounded the pitch. Brought some laughs from the terracing behind the goal.

One of my stand out favourites. Always seem to think this was Walters first game in charge?
 
Bradley Kerr coming on as a sub for Arbroath in a league cup match being subject to wolf whistles and as I remember cries of "Fergie, Fergie watch your arse"

This was magic, the guy was raging.
Every time he touched the ball he was getting the treatment.
I'm sure he got voted "best opposition player" in the fanzine that season
 
In Leipzig, there were a few guys at that hill at the stadium sliding down on their stomachs.

It was about -50 or so, pretty sure they're all dead from hypothermia now :D
 
Game v Katowice when one of their players was down injured and Bomber obviously saw it as time wasting. He picked up the trainer's bag and threw it to the side of the pitch, only problem being it was still open and everything fell out, wasting even more time.
 
In Seville a certain fan couldn't be arsed walking 5 minutes to the shop for a cargo. His words "get me anything".

We brought him back a cucumber.
 
In Seville a certain fan couldn't be arsed walking 5 minutes to the shop for a cargo. His words "get me anything".

We brought him back a cucumber.

Speaking of cucumber. The daughter of one of the boys that travelled on our bus let slip that he was using slices of cucumber on his eyes as part of some sort of beauty treatment. The next game one of the boys went to the shop and got a load of cucumber cut up and dished it out, when the guy in question got on the bus the whole bus was lying back with slices of cucumber over their eyes:D The wee man is no longer with us sadly. RIP wee Stuart.
 
The slag from Elgin, out her face, dancing at Ibrox. Away end.

Rangers fans singing 'Sunshine on Leith' the best rendition ever heard at Easter Road.
 
That is incredible some 20 years on. I now feel sorry for his wife having that humouless soul at home all day, every day. I watched it again today after posting on here, and had forgotten just how stupid Smith made himself look. Even Joe Tortalano the Hibs left back couldn't believe it and led the protests along with Durie....and wee Joe I'm sure had no brief for the Bears.

Also noticed today that this incident was in the Guardians worst 10 football decisions ever.

Even Spew keevins thought he was an arrogant tosser.
 
Cant believe nobodys mentioned it yet (unless im blind)

When we won the league in 7 minutes at Killie, the boy jumping out the stands fully dressed complete with mask as Walter Smith, Craig Thomson had to do a double take !!:D
That was an outstanding day. Was watching it Leeds with a big group of bears as I didn't have a ticket. Ended up getting wrecked and spunking £600 on the day.
 
Falkirk at home during Eck's last season, 2-0 up in what was up until then a fairly boring game. TBO spotted a guy in the Falkirk support wearing an utterly ridiculous bright pink vest top and spent the next 10 minutes ripping the pish out of him, playing YMCA and singing "who's the poofter in the pink", "gay boy, what's the score" etc. The guy was visibly raging.

Our team utterly shites it and Falkirk pull it back to 2-2 at which point every Falkirk fan pointed at the guy in the pink vest top and started singing "gay boy, what's the score" :D

Funny moment in an otherwise horrendous game.
 
Falkirk at home during Eck's last season, 2-0 up in what was up until then a fairly boring game. TBO spotted a guy in the Falkirk support wearing an utterly ridiculous bright pink vest top and spent the next 10 minutes ripping the pish out of him, playing YMCA and singing "who's the poofter in the pink", "gay boy, what's the score" etc. The guy was visibly raging.

Our team utterly shites it and Falkirk pull it back to 2-2 at which point every Falkirk fan pointed at the guy in the pink vest top and started singing "gay boy, what's the score" :D

Funny moment in an otherwise horrendous game.
Think i remember that, during the time the brass band used to play in the broomloan? Just remember them playing ymca
 
In the tunnel before an Old Firm game at the Brendanbau, big Petric does the old tap the opposite shoulder trick on Tosh McKinlay as the the teams started to walk out.

The bold Tosh is all over the place and the TV cameras captured it beautifully.

Sadly never been able to find it again, not even on the Rangers Archives on FB. It may have been a cup game we lost which could be why. Great moment though.
 
Went to a fairly uneventful game at Dens park midweek . For some reason the Rangers support started on the young Tosh McKinlay. It started to get to him and the harder he tried the worse he got , the worse he got the Louder the abuse. Must have been about a twenty minute period where nobody was bothered about the score they just wanted McKinlay to get the ball.
"Tosh is in the huff" getting belted out had the clown going nuts
 
Big centre half for Kilmarnock (think it was Simon Ford) falling on his arse about 25 yards out after he’d given the ball away to Kris Boyd. Can’t remember member if Boyd went on to score.

I searched for this for ages

Found it and pished my self for a while

Now can’t find it again

I was at the match that night and remember laughing like a wee boy for ages after it
 
Similar to the one above fat cat in Athens wearing a pink suit, fans singing are you Tuna in disguise.
Then a blonde walking across the pitch to a chorus of Ally's gonnae get you. Ally was in the crowd.
 
The guy with the walter smith mask jumping on to the park at kilmarnock


The ref thought it was walter

I still laugh about that

Not seen the gif of this for ages
 
Our Huddle at the piggery. Alought the result had already put every Bear in a good mood anyway.
 
Guy sat behind me in the enclosure brought his son in to a game. Wee fella was about 3 or 4 and having tantrums first 20 minutes then started asking for a pie. This went on for a while so I jumped down for him and got the dad and son a pie. Wee hear then started crying saying daddy why did you get me a pie I don’t like pies. They left before half time.

Dundee United away. Keeper called Dusan Pernis. Full half of Penis chants.

Archie Mcphersons pronunciation of Darcheville was brilliant.
 
About 84 or 85 Dave McPherson went on a mazy run, curled a shot past Rough in the Hibs goal and turns away,arms raised in celebration. Unfortunately the ball hits the post. Laughter all round, especially as we won 2-1.​
Got in late to Love St once just as Ally scored. We were down at the front and Ally's up at the wall, arms spread, giving it "what a goal", and everyone giving it gtf etc, winding him up
. Ted McMinn in a European match at Ibrox when shooting towards the Copland he went on a wee mazy run then tried to cross it into the box & completely missed the ball & it trundled out for a goal kick. Whole stadium pished themselves laughing. Brilliant Ted , thanks.
 
Mid 90s v partick they have a wee ginger guy playing for them whose getting pelters enclosure start singing ginger hair is unacceptable your an ugly bastard
Stuart McCall looks over with his arms out as if to say give us a break guy behind me shouts it's ok Stu your strawberry blonde
 
Old firm game
Boruc in goal after his divorce

Enclosure and broomy give it 'artur Artur where's yer wife?' no response

Then the boy in the enclosure pipes up 'shagged by a proddie, she'd getting shagged by a proddie' catches on in no time. He was fekin raging lol
 
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I was at a game v them at the piggery and Gordan Pteric made an arse of a pass which led to a chance for them

Guy next to me was apopleptic with rage and shouted "Haw Petric, see you! Youre nuthin but a....a.....a...Petric bastard"

I was in stitches
A love it when people are that angry they just shout a load of shite i can avtually picture that.
 
I’ve told this one before.

At Easter rd a few years ago, the game where Stokes scores in the first 15secs or something but we came back to win 3-1 from memory.

Anyway it’s the 2nd half and we’re winning so the bears are in a good mood. Hibs go forward and Stokes (or Riordan, can’t remember who it was exactly) completely fluffs a chance right in front of the bears. So of course he’s getting some friendly advice. I continued my abuse a little bit longer than most and a steward was walking down and basically just said ‘calm down a bit’. Now at this stage of my life my accent has some strong Australian twang to it, so I said no problem pal I’ll settle. But before I could do anything a voice from way up back yells ‘I wouldn’t say anything, that chunt knows Alf Stewart’

Que the stand pissing themselves laughing followed by 20 sec rendition of ‘there’s only one Alf Stewart’ by the bears


Great day
 
League cup final 1994 Raith v them. At the shoutout mcstay steps up and jock brown then says "mcstay for Celtic he can't possibly miss"
Scott Thompson saves and rovers win the cup.
 
Scottish cup match in the 70's against Falkirk we were in the old railway shed. (mental place)

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The Bears are shouting to a Burd to get her Tits out for the lads etc.

She kindly does and her top and bra vanish into the crowd Polis in wrap coat around her and escort her around the track.

Game went to extra time and we ended up winning.

My Dad never knew I had went to the game. ( we were about 14 at the time)

We managed to get the train from Glasgow to Kilmarnock but no transport to get us home.

The mate I was with lived in Newmilns and we started walking home next thing I knew was my Dad driving along the road looking for us.

He took my pal to Newmilns and told me to "get Fu(kin home and I will deal with you later".

I still had about a mile to walk :eek:

But I did it with the vision of seeing a lovely pair of chebs
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Away at Rugby Park about 8/9 years ago. 0-0 at half time but we ended up scoring 4 without reply in the second half. The Kilmarnock defence was all over the place in the second half and Alan Combe in the Killie goal was getting madder and madder with them as the half went on. Cue the Gers fans behind the goal giving him absolute dogs abuse. Most of the stand were up singing 'Alan's in the huff' for the last 20 minutes of the game although to be fair him he took it well and gave us a round of applause at the final whistle
 
Bradley Kerr coming on as a sub for Arbroath in a league cup match being subject to wolf whistles and as I remember cries of "Fergie, Fergie watch your arse"
i remember that. bradley had a sort of spandau ballet hairdo, dyed blonde.not sure if it was the hair or his name that was more gay.
 
Terrible but funny none the same: (memory a bit cloudy)

Was at a thistle game at firhill probably about early 90s. When the two supports were only separated by an iron fence.

The thistle “casuals” spent most of the game giving it the come ahead to us on the other side of the fence. There was one particularly repugnant character giving it the billy big baws the whole game.

Thistle go on and score and their lot goes a bit mental and the fanny trips and falls against the fence. Where he is quickly grabbed.

Weans, auld men everyone gives him a absolutely leathering through the fence. He got left to the ambulance men and stretchered out. Schadenfreude right there.

It might have been the game hateley scored from about the half way line.

I’m a terrible person but I found it hilarious.
 
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