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somebody on Twitter made this to go with it :D
Brilliant pissing myself.
 
Popped over for Post us humping Sheep views from KFS...lovely. The pain they are feeling is magnificent. :eek: :))

League is over at this rate, they’re steaming through their COVID ridden opponents and not conceding goals, whereas we’re having to score at least 2 goals just to secure a point at the minute.
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Should be a medal for that virus when they’re handing them out which will be before the split at this rate.
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For all the Banter years it's being set up for the huns to laugh last and loudest.
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The Huns are making subs to give players a rest after the job is done. We are making subs in desperation to pull us out of a hole.
If it’s wasn’t for recent history blinding us we would and should be very worried right now.
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Make absolutely no mistake about it. Sevco are marching towards the title.
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There's a lot of people invested in us never returning to the old way of two equals- the Ten was the symbol of ultimate, ever lasting victory over the enemy. We'd win the ten, Rangers would go bankrupt for good this time, and we would have effectively won the war.

Losing the ten isn't just a disaster because it's never been done before, or because huns will be gloating. It's the end of that dream of winning the war. \ The chance to bury them forever will be gone. Things will go back to how they were. That's what's causing the most angst in people, consciously or otherwise.:)):)):))
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They're pish, Gerrard is pish, we'll walk the league, etc. Anyone still buying that?
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We are none reaping the fruits of the utter jobby of a management team we’ve assembled.
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I don’t give a eff where Lennon works next as long as he isn’t the Celtic manger by the time our next game comes. I’ll buy his calendar if that helps to get him out of the door.:))
 
Incredibly many of the poets are of what appears to be the genuine opinion that the only reason Rangers are top is because they have regressed so badly. ‘Rangers aren’t that good’ ‘the huns are slightly better than average’

At the current levels these teams are at, on the form they are currently on, 11 points will be the tip of the iceberg.
 
Incredibly many of the poets are of what appears to be the genuine opinion that the only reason Rangers are top is because they have regressed so badly. ‘Rangers aren’t that good’ ‘the huns are slightly better than average’

At the current levels these teams are at, on the form they are currently on, 11 points will be the tip of the iceberg.
the thing about it is it could be so much worse for them, they've got out of jail at least 3 times (or more) with last minute winners/equalisers

if we could have broke down Livingston and the officials did a better job at Hibs, Rangers would be 15/15 to start the season. It's 11pts but it could quite easily have been 16-18 and then they would be in a serious amount of bother
 
Popped over for Post us humping Sheep views from KFS...lovely. The pain they are feeling is magnificent. :eek: :))

League is over at this rate, they’re steaming through their COVID ridden opponents and not conceding goals, whereas we’re having to score at least 2 goals just to secure a point at the minute.
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Should be a medal for that virus when they’re handing them out which will be before the split at this rate.
----------------------------------------------
For all the Banter years it's being set up for the huns to laugh last and loudest.
-------------
The Huns are making subs to give players a rest after the job is done. We are making subs in desperation to pull us out of a hole.
If it’s wasn’t for recent history blinding us we would and should be very worried right now.
-------------------------------
Make absolutely no mistake about it. Sevco are marching towards the title.
----------
There's a lot of people invested in us never returning to the old way of two equals- the Ten was the symbol of ultimate, ever lasting victory over the enemy. We'd win the ten, Rangers would go bankrupt for good this time, and we would have effectively won the war.

Losing the ten isn't just a disaster because it's never been done before, or because huns will be gloating. It's the end of that dream of winning the war. \ The chance to bury them forever will be gone. Things will go back to how they were. That's what's causing the most angst in people, consciously or otherwise.:)):)):))
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They're pish, Gerrard is pish, we'll walk the league, etc. Anyone still buying that?
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We are none reaping the fruits of the utter jobby of a management team we’ve assembled.
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I don’t give a eff where Lennon works next as long as he isn’t the Celtic manger by the time our next game comes. I’ll buy his calendar if that helps to get him out of the door.:))
That second entry mentally challengeds don't do irony do they a league title handed out before the split last season, and has anyone else noticed presenters pundits etc quick to advise re points difference they have 2 games in hand where last season we had one and the better of them in old firm games. I am also hoping for in years to come a pub quiz question in what season did the old firm both clinch the Scottish domestic treble?
 
This is my favourite post! i dont normally go on that site but just had a skim at the last 2 pages on the sevco thread.....glorious reading. you can just tell hes sitting on a rocking chair mumbling to himself! haha



Slippy must pinch himself when he wakes up each day at how effin lucky they have been this season.
1)His mug directors have bent to his every whim in the transfer market, he identified what he wanted and they were brought in early. Any well run club, or club in similar dire financial straits would have told him to bolt at his requests
2)Their pre season was perfect, especially the tournament in France. Both games that they played in, the French teams played fringe players, enabling them to perform well and get good positive results, giving them early momentum and confidence.
3)First game of the season at Pittodrie - probably the weakest Aberdeen side in living memory took the field that day. No strikers available, they were powderpuff all over the pitch. The Huns scored and Aberdeen were powerless to respond.
4)Boligate happens, we miss two games allowing them to build up momentum and a points gap that has never closed and only got wider.
5)The game at CP. We couldn't have had a worse build up, various injuries and Covid problems meant Klimala up front, Welsh at CB, Laxalt making debut. They never got out of 2nd gear, easy victory.
6)Europe. For a pot 3 team they couldn't have hand picked a better group, and not for the first time in recent years they get an easier group than us despite us being better seeded.
7)Covid. They must be the least impacted football club in world football. Even the two players that have been self isolating and banned would have probably been hand picked by Gerrard if he had to pick two players to lose. Meanwhile it seems that on more than a few occasions the team they face domestically or in Europe has had Covid issues.

All that said, you'd need to be stupid not to realise that he has this current Hun team playing to their max, they are barely conceding a goal, and the way he has them set up in Europe is admirable and very effective.

His next shampoo will probably be velvety and smelling of roses - carrot!

Lol, this from a club who had a title handed to them early because of covid.
 
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What a magical read that is.

One factor he hasn’t mentioned is that all of their big assets (Edouard, Ajer, Christie) are refusing to extend their deals and have just 18 months remaining on their contracts. Previously they could rely on selling someone for huge money but that won’t be happening anytime soon.
 
The majority of them have finally twigged that Lennon is being schooled by Gerrard. It has taken them a while to see it but by jove I think they are finally starting to recognise what is happening right in front of them. There are still a few in denial but very much the minority now, which is a pity. But the pain is delightful.
 
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He is spot on. Their club will be an utter shambles if they don’t win the league this season.

They will lose half their ST holders. They will lose half their team, which is going to happen regardless if they lose the league or not. They will be without a manager. Their board will be chased out. Half of their support will go on protest about the league not being recognised as sevcos first. Their revenue will drop significantly whilst ours will skyrocket.

Just fûcking win this league and destroy these bastards Rangers.
 
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That's actually quite a coherent statement from one of them.

They got arrogant, they listened to the hype from the media here and put Lennon in place thinking they are so far ahead that even Lennon can win this title.

Now they are all realising we were building year on year while they stagnated. Now are on the edge of something. If we can keep clear of injury and deal with the pressure that title is ours.
 
Popped over for Post us humping Sheep views from KFS...lovely. The pain they are feeling is magnificent. :eek: :))

League is over at this rate, they’re steaming through their COVID ridden opponents and not conceding goals, whereas we’re having to score at least 2 goals just to secure a point at the minute.
----------------------------------------------------------------------------
Should be a medal for that virus when they’re handing them out which will be before the split at this rate.
----------------------------------------------
For all the Banter years it's being set up for the huns to laugh last and loudest.
-------------
The Huns are making subs to give players a rest after the job is done. We are making subs in desperation to pull us out of a hole.
If it’s wasn’t for recent history blinding us we would and should be very worried right now.
-------------------------------
Make absolutely no mistake about it. Sevco are marching towards the title.
----------
There's a lot of people invested in us never returning to the old way of two equals- the Ten was the symbol of ultimate, ever lasting victory over the enemy. We'd win the ten, Rangers would go bankrupt for good this time, and we would have effectively won the war.

Losing the ten isn't just a disaster because it's never been done before, or because huns will be gloating. It's the end of that dream of winning the war. \ The chance to bury them forever will be gone. Things will go back to how they were. That's what's causing the most angst in people, consciously or otherwise.:)):)):))
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that mentality of if we go bankrupt they win the war lol
 
They are waking up to the fact they focussed more on us than their own team which is their downfall, we now have a squad that can cover injuries etc. Last season we didn't have that and it told in the second half of the season. Glorious to watch them implode after years of abuse from that mob.
 
These are not normal rational people we are talking about here they are bred to have an in built victim gene conspiracy theories are taught as alter,boys as is safe sex with the priest ( boys only )
 
The majority of them have finally twigged that Lennon is being schooled by Gerrard. It has taken them a while to see it but by jove I think they are finally starting to recognise what is happening right in front of them. There are still a few in denial but very much the minority now, which is a pity. But the pain is delightful.
Your not suggesting wee lennob is actually working under cover behind enemy lines are you and taking his orders from SG :))That mob are well known for working as double agents after all .
Na ,too far fetched even for him .
 
This is my favourite post! i dont normally go on that site but just had a skim at the last 2 pages on the sevco thread.....glorious reading. you can just tell hes sitting on a rocking chair mumbling to himself! haha



Slippy must pinch himself when he wakes up each day at how effin lucky they have been this season.
1)His mug directors have bent to his every whim in the transfer market, he identified what he wanted and they were brought in early. Any well run club, or club in similar dire financial straits would have told him to bolt at his requests
2)Their pre season was perfect, especially the tournament in France. Both games that they played in, the French teams played fringe players, enabling them to perform well and get good positive results, giving them early momentum and confidence.
3)First game of the season at Pittodrie - probably the weakest Aberdeen side in living memory took the field that day. No strikers available, they were powderpuff all over the pitch. The Huns scored and Aberdeen were powerless to respond.
4)Boligate happens, we miss two games allowing them to build up momentum and a points gap that has never closed and only got wider.
5)The game at CP. We couldn't have had a worse build up, various injuries and Covid problems meant Klimala up front, Welsh at CB, Laxalt making debut. They never got out of 2nd gear, easy victory.
6)Europe. For a pot 3 team they couldn't have hand picked a better group, and not for the first time in recent years they get an easier group than us despite us being better seeded.
7)Covid. They must be the least impacted football club in world football. Even the two players that have been self isolating and banned would have probably been hand picked by Gerrard if he had to pick two players to lose. Meanwhile it seems that on more than a few occasions the team they face domestically or in Europe has had Covid issues.

All that said, you'd need to be stupid not to realise that he has this current Hun team playing to their max, they are barely conceding a goal, and the way he has them set up in Europe is admirable and very effective.

His next shampoo will probably be velvety and smelling of roses - carrot!
That. Is. Just. Brilliant!
 
When have they got livi away then I can’t see It in the league fixtures ?
That should have been played on the weekend of last year's Scottish Cup Final, which will be played next month.

Since we haven't reached that date, it's not a game in hand as such, but will be, when they fall 3 games behind us.

Same as the other 2 games they have in hand, no date has been arranged yet for the Livi game, but all 3 games are likely to be played on Europa League dates, once they get humped out.
 
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