Clyde 1 Clown Call-In Clinic thread * MERGED *

[Changingman]

This boy would give Aled Jones a run for his money.

 

[Kit_]

This cunts hitting the helium

 

[HowdenEnder]

Cut him off too quick, Barry from Barrheid was about to cry there.

 

[wd1872]

Rangers conceded 18 goals in all comps.
Unwashed conceded 25 from set plays.
Superb stats.

25 just from set pieces. Thats unbelievable but I love it.

 

[barneythebear]

There isn't enough anger and venom for me but thats because they are at the deflated stage now.

Acceptance, it’s just part of that cycle they are going through as we head to #55

 

[Yer da]

This boy is nearly in tears

 

[Ped78]

This lady's front bottom sounds promising

 

[CheltBlue]

The tears are truly flowing tonight.

 

[A Magician Named Gob]

This one's crying.

 

[Batigol]

You can measure the pain by measuring the pitch of the voice. The higher it goes the more heartbroken they are

 

[Thursoranger]

Barry away for a cry. Replaced by Dave with the highest pitch voice in the west of Scotland

 

[Cyberniv]

Absolute disgrace and disrespect, discussing a new Celtic manager with poor Neil Lennon still the current incumbent. There is no vacancy.
They’re turning him into a dead man walking, a lame duck manager, a man going through the motions.
I think it’s terrible and should be stopped forthwith.

 

[Macdonsj]

He's greetin

 

[Claudio Caniggia]

Sweet salty tears! Hahaha

 

[Leo_Ger]

 

[Azzurri]

Aww gold,, he's ranting

 

[northsealoyal]

This could be a live on air breakdown

 

[Raffles]

This is joyous!!

It is an absolute golden era!
They are incandescent with impotent rage and it’s just wonderful!!!

 

[The Underfaker]

The Coo de Graaaaaaaaaa

 

[esemsea]

“Here we go and there it went” ffs I love this

 

[Arminius]

Hahaha.

coo de gra

 

[OohAhHuistra]

He’s greeting I think

 

[Masonic Penny]

“Sure enough here we go and there it went.” WTF

 

[jexx]

David fae Cambuslang-Ground hog day. Pulling up Guidi for saying Tims played well!

 

[Fourladshadadream]

25 just from set pieces. Thats unbelievable but I love it.

You just know everyone will be targeting that in games.

 

[Batigol]

Dogs all over the west of Scotland are going wild

 

[TimzRFudz]

This guy "jist canna believe it".

I only know this because my dog translated for me. Its that high pitched I can no longer hear it.

 

[Cyberniv]

Duffy “Here we go, and there it went”

Buckled.

 

[Ger4Ever]

Rangers conceded 18 goals in all comps.
Unwashed conceded 25 from set plays.
Superb stats.

 

[Del]

This boy is on helium.

 

[Bknowe]

2 tims in a row on the verge of tears

 

[Macdonsj]

He paused there
Was going to say someone needs to do him in

 

[RWL12]

Neighbours dog went mental at that voice

 

[Kilwinnin Bluenose]

Only dogs can hear some of this guy's call.

 

[HowdenEnder]

The dog in the background howlin' at the moon!

 

[Kit_]

Every single caller

 

[Yer da]

I wish they done a zoom call style phone in. Being able to see them would put the icing on the cake.

 

[Fourladshadadream]

This boy is nearly in tears

mentally challenged tears

my favourite

 

[WATP1979]

It’s gone from “here we go, 10.......” to “here we go and there it went”

Timmy ‘21 is an endless delight

 

[Blueblood86]

This is not too shabby tonight I must say

 

[55 and counting]

Barry is about to start greeting

I genuinely think we might have a crier before the season is out like the Scouser on talksport the the day they lost the league to city a couple of years ago.

 

[Macdonsj]

I wish they done a zoom call style phone in. Being able to see them would put the icing on the cake.

Would be like the rogues gallery of the FBI

10 most haunted

 

[Ted Rangers]

 

[sofakineazy]

Dalziel " he couldn't farm out"

Fathom you tattie!!

 

[BlueBaloo]

Yur no gonny Brass neck him oot the door


Oooh ma ribs

 

[wd1872]

Dalziel " I couldnt farm out the substitutions last night."

 

[Coisty09]

Can’t believe there is no mention of the missing French lovers.
No questions asked about why they were not involved at all.
We know it’s probably COVID but nobody in the media will even mention it....

 

[Masterblue]

The Host drags every last slabber out these bastards.
Brilliant marketing!

 

[Ped78]

The dog in the background howlin' at the moon!

Same as it’s owner.

 

[Arminius]

He’s gone supersonic