Clyde 1 Clown Call-In Clinic thread * MERGED *

[Truckerman]

Is someone got this guy by the balls.

 

[Realger34]

Mark saying there is no consistency.

We will agree to disagree Mark, yous are consistently SHITE!

 

[El Jock Grande Sabia]

Speech impediment aside, Stevie is disappointing.

Just a wee bit too sensible sounding. ANNOUNCE THE MOONHOWLERS FFS!

 

[bad boy boogie]

 

[HamiltonBear]

It's no wonder they shite themselves at set pieces. They are all walking wounded when Kennedy puts them through their paces. His beak takes no prisoners.

 

[Buffalobluebear]

Ryan Christie getting it tight tonight

Poor cünt hasn’t even gotten a happy birthday tweet today from the sellick Twitter account

 

[Edweird]

Bravest Man in Football getting it now from Ol' Shoo!

 

[ottawabear]

Someone should tell Stevie we’re dancing in the street now - never mind next season.

Stevie, we've nae streets left to dance in!

 

[Leo_Ger]

'Consequential learning.'

Haha shut up you daft poet gimp.

 

[Northwest Ranger]

that disny wurk...like the majority of the fanbase

 

[ibroxjohn76]

Disgustit

 

[El Jock Grande Sabia]

I'm buckled at this!

 

[rfc4ever]

Disgustit!!!!

 

[RoyalBlue1]

This grid needs "reaper cushions" added!

 

[Prestwick_ Bear]

Get the next Tramp on Stevie's going down the consequential learning route. :shh:

 

[mark hateley]

A bar in Bishopbriggs?

Didnt know there were pubs for men who like men there.

 

[andy17x]

THE TEN!

Starts the bingo

 

[Recoba]

You need to get mullyins on there

 

[Jamiegatami]

Celebration to desolation

 

[El Jock Grande Sabia]

Mad Tam - they don't work. Are they not on to talk about the Septic team & not the support?

 

[Realger34]

This cunts brilliant, might be first to cry!!!!!

 

[Moonboots]

This caller is far too level headed and non-nasal sounding. I want cracking voice, leading to sniffing following on to full blown sobbing.

 

[Bluetac 73]

What pub in Bishopbriggs is he talking about

 

[KGer29]

Definition of madnessssss

 

[Gazrfc]

Consekwenchul lerning!

 

[HamiltonBear]

Thomas is 50 stone

 

[Leo_Ger]

Thomas could end in tears here.

Promising.

 

[ottawabear]

Tommy Bhoy up now! Bring it, wankker!!!!!!

 

[Wugs]

 

[Prestwick_ Bear]

Thomas is calling from his bunker.

 

[Cucumbear]

Go on, cry cry cry cry cry

 

[The Lone Sniper]

Tears!!!

 

[BigDGrant]

I want seethe then tears then just resignation.

 

[Changingman]

What pub in Bishopbriggs is he talking about

Probably Quin's mate.

 

[bucks72]

Thomas really really disnae know ...........................................

 

[HamiltonBear]

Tears fae Tam

 

[valencia05]

Consequential learning hahahaha

 

[therealmackay]

Need to make Duncan an honorary bear imo

straight in there with the “sum up the emotions” and “sum up your feelings for us tonight”.

Genius

 

[Daviot Bear]

Tears are coming

 

[geedee]

Speaking to guy in the pub watching the cup final in 2018..... this guy hasn’t missed a game in 40 years??????
Apart from that one of course

 

[StephenHawkinsfitbawboots]

Husney missed a game in 40 year!

 

[Gibby926]

Phrase of the day: Consequential Learning

 

[Coke]

What pub in Bishopbriggs is he talking about

Quin

 

[Seaside Blue]

This fella sounds like every mentally challenged ever.

 

[Govan Ger]

Thomas is baffilt.

 

[LenzieLoyal]

What's up wae Tam's mike?

 

[ao2]

This guy's nearly greetin'

 

[ShootYouDown]

The Toucan

 

[Jamiegatami]

Literally can’t make a word out from him there.

 

[RoyalBlue1]

Was Thomas greetin there?? The voice definitely wobbled.