Clyde 1 Clown Call-In Clinic thread * MERGED *

[Bro989]

That's the very definition of history repeating itself Scott

 

[Azzurri]

Scott's on his way to the bridge tonight

 

[LenzieLoyal]

Nasally Scott fae Easterhoose....

"The Red Road flats huv crumbult "

 

[Arkanoid]

Are all these rats train station announcers? I've got cats outside ma window with all these squeaky wee jakeballs screeching

 

[gusty2]

Collapse like the rid row flats

 

[WinkieWATP]

Lost for words. Pack of cards. Crumblin

Fucking Yes

 

[mummymonkey]

 

[Buffalobluebear]

Poor Stirling Albian Ajeti, imagine being compared to Mark fucking McGhee

 

[northsealoyal]

This mentally challenged b@stard in not from easterhouse

 

[Sjbaxter77]

The red road flats hehe that's a good one actually lol

 

[Macdonsj]

this does wonders for your mental health
can't stop laughing

 

[AndyWebsterLoyal]

 

[willowbankbear]

This guy fae easterhoose said history is about to repeat itself , Rangers are going to win the league at sharkheid , and I thought the tears were about to flow hahaha

 

[Raffles]

Hugh is absolutely raging.
He's on the verge of calling Lennon a lying prick.
Bye bye Ten, Hugh.

He is hurting and it is fucking glorious!

 

[Prestwick_ Bear]

Timplosion.

 

[StephenHawkinsfitbawboots]

The rebuild

that needs added to the bingo card

 

[Changingman]

'Get him out! No disrespect to him'.

 

[Cuthbert Dibble and Grub]

Let's go....

 

[monkey magic]

Are all these rats train station announcers? I've got cats outside ma window with all these squeaky wee jakeballs screeching

Are these Piggery morons being castrated before being allowed on air ? The high pitched screaming from these muppets is hilarious. lol

 

[Theboydave]

World beater Turnbull if only he was not subbed off. He in good player but getting praise beacause rest are rubbish.

 

[LenzieLoyal]

"Turn bool"

 

[theytriedtokillus]

We wont have to buy Balloons with 55 on them. We just have to get our local scum fans angry and pin 55 on them. There will be thousands of them flying over scotland.

 

[StephenHawkinsfitbawboots]

Pub team

 

[Macdonsj]

World beater Turnbull if only he was not subbed off.

some player if the game lasts under an hour

 

[Liviger1984]

That's disrespectful to pub teams.

 

[big_hec]

Pub team full
Of his pals lol

 

[Rangerista]

Those Rangers fans bumping their gums and Dave King mentioned the pack of cards, "they're the Red Road Flats, they've crumbled".
And it's official, they're "a pub team"© Scott 22/02/22.

 

[JD65]

This guy’s bang on the money.

It’s like a pub team.

 

[Hawftimepie]

Listening online. Since it started, instead of 'playing now' being superscoreboard. It's the weekend - save your tears.

Got to be a bear at the wind up. Its even the same on my radio app.

 

[Gordy61]

Celtic are a “pub team”
From one of their own!

 

[Bro989]

You can stay on all night Scott. Is it really starting to sink into their thick skulls?

 

[Jamiegatami]

“Wur no gonna get Eddie Howe, he’s missed the boat”

 

[WinkieWATP]

Pub team

 

[Weesam]

Pensioner pub team could beat them

 

[Der Bomber]

A bar in Bishopbriggs?

Didnt know there were pubs for men who like men there.

Quins is a tarrior hole, although the crow is now a beggars shop as well now. Used to be a right good rangers shop! Disgrace what those reptiles have done to it!

 

[Macdonsj]

Shoooo's begging of Desmond Dermot is embarassing
like a 70yo tart in the street lifting her skirt to get a scalp

 

[ssblue]

John on next.

Is he the muppet from Port Glasgow?

 

[Leo_Ger]

The Red Road flats are a good analogy for Celtic and their manager tbh.

Piss ridden monstrosities that should never have been allowed to exist in the first place.

 

[juanger]

Mon ahead big John....!

 

[Macdonsj]

%^*& the adverts
johns no happy

get him on!

 

[StephenHawkinsfitbawboots]

Ooh johns not too happy!

 

[Rangerista]

Imagine calling yourself the greatest fans in the world when you openly admit your fans won't buy season tickets because you hit a bit of bad form

.... but..... but.... they are, aren't they?

 

[Jamiegatami]

John on next.

Is he the muppet from Port Glasgow?

He’s no happy!!!

 

[WinkieWATP]

Hope Ian aka tiny tears gets on the blower

 

[Changingman]

Travel report:

'Roads around erskine bridge are especially busy. The bridge is closed to high winds but we've decided to open it for one night only'

 

[ssblue]

“Wur no gonna get Eddie Howe, he’s missed the boat”

Lucky him.

It's the Titanic.

 

[Gazrfc]

Roll on John!

 

[Bro989]

Listening online. Since it started, instead of 'playing now' being superscoreboard. It's the weekend - save your tears.

Got to be a bear at the wind up. Its even the same on my radio app.

 

[Abercrombie]

John on next.

Is he the muppet from Port Glasgow?

Please be him. Hes a reptile

 

[Alvor]

John your big chance to show your mates how much you are bursting with rage