Clyde 1 Clown Call-In Clinic thread * MERGED *

[Beer Belly Loyal]

William - "Ah didnae watch the game ah watched dancin oan ice last night"

 

[Jjbscotty]

Kevin Thomson

 

[Abercrombie]

His favourites got papped oot because of Covid

 

[dunn1872]

Is this c.unt out for a run?? Canny breathe

Him and Stephen probably tag teaming the 18 stone alsation.

 

[Lairdo]

Dermond Desmond.

One referred to him as Desmond Dekker - cue “The Israelites.”

 

[Inspector Blake]

It’s a bit slow tonight! Unless I’ve missed any?

Where is the reaper cushions

 

[BigDGrant]

William William gee us the SASH!!!!!

 

[Leopold]

 

[Cuthbert Dibble and Grub]

Covid even fucked up William's Dancing on Ice season.

 

[LordBlue]

Vignal?

 

[Moonboots]

This one is teetering on the brink here.

And even his Dancing On Ice prospect f**ked it with Covid as well. Brilliant

 

[Leo_Ger]

William chose watching Dancing on Ice instead of his usual viewing of Rancid with Lice.

 

[Alkie Brooks]

This guy's got the Tony Soprano angry nasal exhale. He's on the edge here.

 

[Ulster Ranger]

Dancing on ice

 

[buc11]

Is this the clown that dressed the dug in a scum top when out and then complained about sectarian abuse of his dug and then when it died had it lying in a mentally challenged shrine ?

I've came across this guy a couple of times, he's seriously deranged.

Saw him in a pub watching a Celtic game on his own. He did nothing but scream catholic at the top of his lungs every so often.

 

[dunn1872]

His favourites got papped oot because of Covid

“my favourite has probably been affected the most by COVID"

 

[ottawabear]

Jorg Albertz for the trivia question.

Charlie Adam
Ian Ferguson

 

[nelster]

Feel aggrieved I’ve no heard a Baffult or Turnbool for 15 minutes

 

[HamiltonBear]

Thousands and thousands no renewing faifull froo n froo

 

[Jamiegatami]

Covid even fucked up William's Dancing on Ice season.

Dancing on ice has been impacted by Covid more than any other TV show

 

[Galstonian Oranje]

Glory hunters the lot of them

 

[mark hateley]

Anyone else think Wullie ain't loyal.

 

[Leo_Ger]

Is this c.unt out for a run?? Canny breathe

Tightening the noose before his final goodbye.

 

[ottawabear]

Charlie Adam
Ian Ferguson

Or was it foreign players only? Caught the question late.

 

[Andymk07]

Selic is a biznez. I watched dancing on ice imstead of my team. I want this I want that....can we keep him

 

[Mr Aqua]

Sone Aluko

 

[VMS]

Call of the night so far

 

[HamiltonBear]

Oh Greg Taylor is a good buy now Shug?

 

[Leo_Ger]

Anyone else think Wullie ain't loyal.

He's in the Dancing on Ice loyal.

 

[Ped78]

Why are theses cunts always named William?

 

[Il Ciocco]

F.ukin weirdo gimp.

 

[Britannia]

They won’t turn up for years. It was all about 10.

 

[KGer29]

All jokes aside, but this is why they aren’t real fans. They’ve just won a quadruple treble and are now turning their back on their team. Even through all our bad times we still went to/watched every single game and stood by our club. They are vermin.

 

[Weesam]

Him and Stephen probably tag teaming the 18 stone alsation.

Bet there no feeding the dug winalot

 

[Virgil Hilts]

All jokes aside, but this is why they aren’t real fans. They’ve just won a quadruple treble and are now turning their back on their team. Even through all our bad times we think went to/watched every single game and stood by our club. They are vermin.

Half F them weren’t there for 2 to 6 in a row.

It’s all about The Famous.

Rent free,

 

[Kilwinnin Bluenose]

Was the teaser scored against the scum or just scored for us?

 

[VMS]

Watch the voice son its better

 

[Deek]

Charlie Adam
Ian Ferguson

Barry McKay?

 

[Blue As]

Was the teaser scored against the scum or just scored for us?

Scored in an OF a game and has less than 10 caps,since 2000-01.
Lee Wallace.

 

[Peter_OHanrahahanrahan]

Was the teaser scored against the scum or just scored for us?

Scored for Rangers vs the scum since 2000 and have been capped by their country, but less than 10 caps.

 

[1288Bear]

Andy Little

 

[Ted Rangers]

Amato?

Edit: incredibly uncapped

 

[Leopold]

All jokes aside, but this is why they aren’t real fans. They’ve just won a quadruple treble and are now turning their back on their team. Even through all our bad times we still went to/watched every single game and stood by our club. They are vermin.

They wouldn’t have survived the criminality we suffered. The lowlife bastards would’ve packed it in.

 

[Leo_Ger]

Is this cùnt talking in riddles?

 

[Three-in-seven]

They are getting answers from FF.

 

[Ped78]

Bet there no feeding the dug winalot

There or

 

[BigDGrant]

This is the one bears!!

 

[Gordy61]

Andy Little

Great shout

 

[mark hateley]

100% bonus for Terry Munro.

 

[brandon5160]

Andy Little

Ugo