Weirdest team name in world football?

[The Doctor]

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the Ebusua Dwarfs from Ghana.
They had a 1-1 draw today against "Eleven Wonders." Not a bad result, seven dwarfs against eleven.

 

[Corkinator]

Dundee United it means IDIOT/LOSER/STUPID in Nigeria!!
true story

 

[Bulldog_72]

St Patrick’s Sports Academy.

 

[Sunnyvale_Loyal]

Deportivo Wanka.

Worst, or best?

 

[BrotherMoses]

Let me make it even better for you - their full name is

Cape Coast Mysterious Ebusua Dwarfs

 

[Mr_Miscellaneous]

NAC Breda.

Or to give it it's full title: Nooit opgeven altijd doorzetten, Aangenaam door vermaak en nuttig door ontspanning Combinatie Breda

English translation: Never give up always persevere, Pleasant for its entertainment and useful for its relaxation combination Breda

(Combination is what we would usually have as "United" here as its a link up between the two previous bits.)

 

[BrotherMoses]

St Patrick’s Sports Academy.

Take a day off ffs

 

[Wazza]

Deportivo Moron from Argentina. Their firm is called The Morons. It’s actually a suburb of Buenos Aires, bought a pennant of them when there.

 

[aldoblue]

Was a South African team called Dangerous Darkies from Nelspruit

 

[CD Bear]

As a young boy my brother and I played a few games for Circuit Santos.

 

[Rangerista]

Celticfootballclub Gordon Dalziel.

 

[Normandy]

NAC Breda.

Or to give it it's full title: Nooit opgeven altijd doorzetten, Aangenaam door vermaak en nuttig door ontspanning Combinatie Breda

English translation: Never give up always persevere, Pleasant for its entertainment and useful for its relaxation combination Breda

(Combination is what we would usually have as "United" here as its a link up between the two previous bits.)

Holy %^*& that’s mental

 

[Moz]

FC Santa Claus

FC Santa Claus - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

 

[Arkanoid]

Hi Ho Hi Ho we are the Dwarfy boys

 

[West1973]

FC Cuntum from Guniea-Bissau

 

[Arkanoid]

FC Cuntum from Guniea-Bissau

Is that the bit between a ladies cun...uch never mind

 

[derek145]

NAC Breda.

Or to give it it's full title: Nooit opgeven altijd doorzetten, Aangenaam door vermaak en nuttig door ontspanning Combinatie Breda

English translation: Never give up always persevere, Pleasant for its entertainment and useful for its relaxation combination Breda

(Combination is what we would usually have as "United" here as its a link up between the two previous bits.)

Give me an 'N'..

 

[paintyourwagon]

I have always loved the name Go Ahead Eagles

 

[orderrestored]

Maybe not the very weirdest but had just notice a team called The Strongest in the Copa Libertadores qualifiers list earlier.

 

[Bluehart]

Middelfart

 

[BlackOliveGateaux]

Blooming from Bolivia.

 

[Unicorn]

Accrington Stanley. Sounds like a Dickens character.

 

[.k.k.]

There's a womans team called "fart women"

 

[ICA_86]

Botswana Meat Commission.

 

[auldyin]

Rankinston Mountaineers an Ayrshire Juniors team that went out of the game decades ago

 

[ICA_86]

There's a womans team called "fart women"

I presume they are Norwegian since Solskjaer came from a town called Fart.

 

[aldoblue]

Swaziland team called 11 Men in Flight, play regularly in the African equivalent of the Champions League.

 

[usbear]

Brest

especially when they play

Nice

away

 

[Inspector Blake]

Churchill Brothers from India.

 

[West with the Night]

Lots of mental African club names I’ve had a laugh to before. Chicken Inn of Zimbabwe haha.

 

[Cuparman]

I always thought Cluj was a bit of a shite name.

 

[Molly Sugden's Bridesmaid]

I have always loved the name Go Ahead Eagles

They were originally called the Be Quick Eagles, but they changed it. Sounded daft.

 

[Alex Boyce]

I always thought Cluj was a bit of a shite name.

And clunge were a bunch of fannies! @#@

 

[Molly Sugden's Bridesmaid]

Gala Fairydean.

 

[Conlig Loyal]

Not a team but the League of Ireland once bore the name 'Pat Gracey's Famous Fried Chicken League of Ireland'.

 

[talkingsportsjacket]

BVI League
One Love Utd. v Sugar Boyz fc

 

[a_weir]

NAC Breda.

Or to give it it's full title: Nooit opgeven altijd doorzetten, Aangenaam door vermaak en nuttig door ontspanning Combinatie Breda

English translation: Never give up always persevere, Pleasant for its entertainment and useful for its relaxation combination Breda

(Combination is what we would usually have as "United" here as its a link up between the two previous bits.)

Yeah... nothings going to top this.

 

[GazzaG]

Team somewhere in Africa called Kakamega Homeboyz.

 

[PT98]

Still think Young Boys is a bit weird

 

[JPS Blue]

Rankinston Mountaineers an Ayrshire Juniors team that went out of the game dec

Rankinston Mountaineers an Ayrshire Juniors team that went out of the game decades ago

Glenbuck Cherrypickers another Ayrshire team that went aswell.

Rankinston Mountaineers an Ayrshire Juniors team that went out of the game decades ago

 

[Big Hepy]

RKC Waalwijk

 

[immortal7]

I've seen Churchill Brothers play in Goa and tried to visit the 11 men in flight shop in Swaziland, but it was closed.

 

[TheBlueLizard]

The manager is forcing the opposition into committing foul after foul for dangerously high feet by fielding a team consisting entirely of dwarves. Blatant cheating!

 

[Jamiegatami]

Queen of the South always strikes me as weird. Maybe we are just used to it here.

FC Backa Backa Palanka from Serbia. Randomly went them in football manager once and got them promoted to Serbia’s top league.

 

[devilman]

Not the the weirdest - but I always found Total Networks Solutions a bloody weird name to keep appearing. Now they are called "The New Saints" and play in grey and white hoops. So, they aren't a club with a strange name. They are just c**ts.

 

[auldyin]

Glenbuck Cherrypickers another Ayrshire team that went aswell.

Aye people think Bill Shankly played for the Cherrypickers but he didn't he played for Cronberry Eglinton

 

[clash city rocker]

Club Atletico Douglas Haig from Argentina.

 

[Wazza]

Dinamo Bender from Moldova. Play at the Bender Stadium or something like that.

 

[cradletograve]

Still think Young Boys is a bit weird

It doesn't stand up as majestically as Juventus, which basically means the same.

 

[cradletograve]

Dukla Pumpherston Sawmill and Tannery.