Kerryfail Meltdown - It's the hope that kills you

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Stupid said:
You know I wanted us to really spank them in the last game. Absolutely humiliate them. Record score. But reading stuff like that I'm not sure. If the management think like that and think they're only a signing or 2 behind us then they'll forever be in our shadow. If we destroy them they might realise just how big a job is on their hands.
If they actually watched us outside an old firm game they'd realise just how good we've been this season.
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The contradiction in that post is hilarious. Decent management would sort it out, but he wants the squad gutted. Long live the mentalists in their support.
 
Stupid said:
The last part is correct, I'll give them that. They should be aiming higher than Patterson and Barasic. Because only by recruiting better players can they beat us, because those current ones can't. The problem is they won't get better and we'll strengthen further in the summer, keeping us ahead for next season.
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Forest better than Kent ha ha. Their full team are sitting bricks anytime the ball looks like going to Kent. They are visibly terrified of him.
 
Recoba said:
Italian boy speaks a lot of sense

Italiabhoy
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People shouldn’t kid themselves we had enough chances to win. Think it was clear Sevco would go up a gear if we’d scored or got close.

At half time this was looking like a 4 or 5 nil job. The only bright spot is that it was a routine defeat rather than a hammering.

The scale of the rebuilding job is gargantuan. Almost too much to do in one season I fear.
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Tears streaming down his face as he's typing :))
 
This was from October, them wetting themselves over Laxalt.

FergusMcGrain
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Oct 06, 2020#223

He looks like one of those guys that is naturally fit. Built like Larsson who took no time to get back up to speed after a lay off. He has got nearly two weeks of training to get himself ready and get to know his team mates and for them to ajdust to seeing balls being played early into the box.
Taylor is a good player and gives his all but just lacks that speed and ability needed in the final third.
Diego will scare the shiote out of Scottish defenders.
 
Stupid said:
You know I wanted us to really spank them in the last game. Absolutely humiliate them. Record score. But reading stuff like that I'm not sure. If the management think like that and think they're only a signing or 2 behind us then they'll forever be in our shadow. If we destroy them they might realise just how big a job is on their hands.
If they actually watched us outside an old firm game they'd realise just how good we've been this season.
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They spend most of their waking hours watching us, thinking about us and wishing they were us.
We consume every moment of their miserable existence.
WATP
 
Ubik said:
This was from October, them wetting themselves over Laxalt.

FergusMcGrain
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Oct 06, 2020#223

He looks like one of those guys that is naturally fit. Built like Larsson who took no time to get back up to speed after a lay off. He has got nearly two weeks of training to get himself ready and get to know his team mates and for them to ajdust to seeing balls being played early into the box.
Taylor is a good player and gives his all but just lacks that speed and ability needed in the final third.
Diego will scare the shiote out of Scottish defenders.
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The only thing he has in common with larsson is the weird girly haircut.

Thats it.
 
Edweird said:
Let's drop in tp the interweb's forgotten idiot, Oirish Mick.
Looks like he's rejigged things after his unsuccessful attempted assassination of himself.
Click the link and you'll drop in to the moment he realises that "Eddy" is taking the free kick, just before their penalty.
True to form, he seems to like the "Big Boaby"
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Talking about forgotten idiots.... anyone heard anything from the gloved hardman lately? :))
 
Ubik said:
This was from October, them wetting themselves over Laxalt.

FergusMcGrain
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Oct 06, 2020#223

He looks like one of those guys that is naturally fit. Built like Larsson who took no time to get back up to speed after a lay off. He has got nearly two weeks of training to get himself ready and get to know his team mates and for them to ajdust to seeing balls being played early into the box.
Taylor is a good player and gives his all but just lacks that speed and ability needed in the final third.
Diego will scare the shiote out of Scottish defenders.
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Yeah the defenders in his own team B-)
 
Edweird said:
GanleyBhoy95
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12:25 PM

Booking Broony for his perfectly timed challenge on Kent was Madden laying his early marker.

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it's going to be really interesting to see how many cards he gets next season. People will say it's because he's getting old and he's a bit slower so his timing is off but we know the truth.
 
Ubik said:
This was from October, them wetting themselves over Laxalt.

FergusMcGrain
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Oct 06, 2020#223

He looks like one of those guys that is naturally fit. Built like Larsson who took no time to get back up to speed after a lay off. He has got nearly two weeks of training to get himself ready and get to know his team mates and for them to ajdust to seeing balls being played early into the box.
Taylor is a good player and gives his all but just lacks that speed and ability needed in the final third.
Diego will scare the shiote out of Scottish defenders.
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They were still positive about Laxalt after his first game again us despite him being hopeless that day as well.

One of their wee VL accounts that provides 'statistical analysis':

https://twitter.com/x/status/1324443965723189248
 
Willger said:
I just don't see it at all with Turnbull. I know he scored a lot of goals for Motherwell, but he's been bang average in every game against us.
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A few of my colleagues are Motherwell fans and all were surprised the mentally challengeds signed him as they didn't think he was anything too special. Obviously happy to take the money for him all the same.
 
arnietac1 said:
Third and final part as want the drink to kick in. Some still going with we are not a good team but for most now sinking in...
Enjoy.

They aren’t even a good team. If we take our chances we win 4/5-2 there.
We are a disgrace. The players need to take a good look at themselves. Keep ajer and the rest can go.Laxalt shouldn’t kick another ball. Kenny is a shampoo who takes the easy option and is scared to tackle.Welsh is a kilmarnock player - a joke he’s been given a 4 year deal.
Eddy has chucked it. Christie also, need to te him he’s playing for Scotland.
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At the risk of being labelled a Hun, we need to bin this "better players than them" nonsense. Seriously would you take Bain over McGregor, Kenny over Patterson, Laxalt or Taylor over Barisic, Welsh over Goldson, Brown over Davis, McGregor over Kent, Christie over Aribo or Kamara, Elyounoussi over Arfield?
Morelos was even less effective than Edouard today and Turnbull and Ajer are the 2 best players in Scotland but man for man the Huns are currently better than us.
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* Overall I believe the fundamentals are still better at Celtic than at Sevco.
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They are not pish, but have definitely been lucky in Europe and Scotland. We are not the best team in Scotland, and that is nothing to do with luck.
They are mediocre and have carried a huge amount of luck in Europe and Scotland.
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With the gers showing this sort of form it’s going to take a while for us to reclaim our old firm dominance.
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I said it earlier this season and I'll say it again - thank God for Jim Goodwin or that bunch of organised junkyard dogs would be equalling our Invincible season. Because there's no way we're laying a glove on the feckers in two weeks. You can stick a fork in us.
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Rather than go through all the threads for each one playing today, I'll cover them all here.
Every single one of them can go take a flying f*ck tae themselves, a total embarrassment and a disgrace to call themselves Celtic players. I've seen more fight and passion from my under 12 team.
No pride at wearing the hoops !
No desire to win a tackle !
No desire to bust a gut and give your all

F*cking shameless bastards
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They are an average side. Hardly created a chance. Aribo should have been sent off at pen too.
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“Morelos was even less effective than Edouard today and Turnbull and Ajer are the 2 best players in Scotland but man for man the Huns are currently better than us.”

Rangers won 2-0 and Morelos was involved in the build up to both whilst Edouard missed a pen that would have given them a life line in the game and a sitter from a few yards out that again would have brought them back into it.

Turnbull and Ajer are the best players in the country? Have I just imagined Tav, Goldson, Davis, Kamara, Morelos etc all season? Suppose we aren’t 20points clear in the league like I imagined too.
 
Ubik said:
This was from October, them wetting themselves over Laxalt.

FergusMcGrain
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Everyone's Fantasy Football first pick

Oct 06, 2020#223

He looks like one of those guys that is naturally fit. Built like Larsson who took no time to get back up to speed after a lay off. He has got nearly two weeks of training to get himself ready and get to know his team mates and for them to ajdust to seeing balls being played early into the box.
Taylor is a good player and gives his all but just lacks that speed and ability needed in the final third.
Diego will scare the shiote out of Scottish defenders.
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Aye, scared the shit out of Ajer, Julie, Welsh, etc! B-)B-)

So crap he was binned for the much maligned Taylor at half time.

They roast Taylor for being a decent plodder who tries hard and lauded the foreign lad to crazy levels for nothing (Turnbull anyone?), yet throughout the season Laxalt has been been bombed out the team for the limited Taylor many times. Too funny.
 
Tailwind said:
“Morelos was even less effective than Edouard today and Turnbull and Ajer are the 2 best players in Scotland but man for man the Huns are currently better than us.”

Rangers won 2-0 and Morelos was involved in the build up to both whilst Edouard missed a pen that would have given them a life line in the game and a sitter from a few yards out that again would have brought them back into it.

Turnbull and Ajer are the best players in the country? Have I just imagined Tav, Goldson, Davis, Kamara, Morelos etc all season? Suppose we aren’t 20points clear in the league like I imagined too.
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Turnbull and Ajer are the best 2 players in Celtic Cuntry.
 
Ubik said:
This was from October, them wetting themselves over Laxalt.

FergusMcGrain
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Everyone's Fantasy Football first pick

Oct 06, 2020#223

He looks like one of those guys that is naturally fit. Built like Larsson who took no time to get back up to speed after a lay off. He has got nearly two weeks of training to get himself ready and get to know his team mates and for them to ajdust to seeing balls being played early into the box.
Taylor is a good player and gives his all but just lacks that speed and ability needed in the final third.
Diego will scare the shiote out of Scottish defenders.
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‘Scare the Shiote out of Scottish defenders ’ in Scottish defenders going, shit how did that scrawny wee lassie get on the pitch, I almost kicked her into row z!
 
WOW B-)

1:16 AM - Today#1543
Everyone will say I'm talking pish but after the game Gerrard started having a go at one of our "players" outside the dressing rooms, JK intervened. Slippy pointed his finger into Kennedy's face and said "I've now got 3 Celtic managers the sack". Kennedy replied "point in my face again and I'll punch you're carrot in" it was left at that. Realise while typing this that it sounds ridiculous but this has come direct from a Celtic player.

1. Deluded bastard, as much as I hate the rat, he left for a "promotion"
2. JK should have punched eff out of him

Our team is full of mummy's boys pussies

DD better be pissed off a la 2016 and bring in someone to absolutely flatten this charlatan.and his average team.
 
Recoba said:
WOW B-)

1:16 AM - Today#1543
Everyone will say I'm talking pish but after the game Gerrard started having a go at one of our "players" outside the dressing rooms, JK intervened. Slippy pointed his finger into Kennedy's face and said "I've now got 3 Celtic managers the sack". Kennedy replied "point in my face again and I'll punch you're carrot in" it was left at that. Realise while typing this that it sounds ridiculous but this has come direct from a Celtic player.

1. Deluded bastard, as much as I hate the rat, he left for a "promotion"
2. JK should have punched eff out of him

Our team is full of mummy's boys pussies

DD better be pissed off a la 2016 and bring in someone to absolutely flatten this charlatan.and his average team.
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I hope Morelos boots off Christie’s other baw based on this story.
 
Recoba said:
WOW B-)

1:16 AM - Today#1543
Everyone will say I'm talking pish but after the game Gerrard started having a go at one of our "players" outside the dressing rooms, JK intervened. Slippy pointed his finger into Kennedy's face and said "I've now got 3 Celtic managers the sack". Kennedy replied "point in my face again and I'll punch you're carrot in" it was left at that. Realise while typing this that it sounds ridiculous but this has come direct from a Celtic player.

1. Deluded bastard, as much as I hate the rat, he left for a "promotion"
2. JK should have punched eff out of him

Our team is full of mummy's boys pussies

DD better be pissed off a la 2016 and bring in someone to absolutely flatten this charlatan.and his average team.
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"punch you're carrot in".

I love this thread and all the shampoo they post.
 
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