Clyde 1 Clown Call-In Clinic thread * MERGED *

[Laudo.]

This a comedy gold.....

 

[Coisty09]

Loving this!!

 

[Thewandofpedro]

Who is this fanny? “Rangers edged it”

 

[Dick Donner]

What channel is this on virgin?

 

[Coisty09]

They are now desperate now to stop us signing Doig from Hibs and Lewis Ferguson from Aberdeen.
Questioning whether we could afford to pay enough!!

 

[Azzurri]

Do Rangers fans not know that we don't go on here when we hump them, we listen to them being deluded and howling at the moon

 

[VMS]

They are in total disarray its fcking glorious total was the final nail lovely

 

[Tailwind]

Caller 1
"Hi panel, I think Rangers should buy Ferguson and Doig and want to know what Hugh and the panels thoughts is on that?"

Come on to fcuk pal

Caller 2
"Hi panel, I think McGregor and Davis have been great and I just want to get Hugh and the panels thoughts on that"

Why?

 

[Bluenose Whistler]

Do Rangers fans not know that we don't go on here when we hump them, we listen to them being deluded and howling at the moon

Wait till tomorrow night when they have not slept and even more paranoia kicks in!

 

[Azzurri]

Wait till tomorrow night when they have not slept and even more paranoia kicks in!

Yip and next week, lol

 

[Spiderman]

Wait till tomorrow night when they have not slept and even more paranoia kicks in!

Manic Monday

 

[Humbug]

Caller 1
"Hi panel, I think Rangers should buy Ferguson and Doig and want to know what Hugh and the panels thoughts is on that?"

Come on to fcuk pal

Caller 2
"Hi panel, I think McGregor and Davis have been great and I just want to get Hugh and the panels thoughts on that"

Why?

Was that you cunto @Tailwind ?

 

[Azzurri]

I'm sick of them saying Cellick were weak and we were strong, Cellick were Cellick, we were strong

 

[insanicdrunk]

Just blame it on the Boogie mate!

Does this make you feel better?

 

[insanicdrunk]

Mr Tit

Weve got that forgranted :shh:

 

[Plissken]

Mr Tit

Weve got that forgranted :shh:

Absolutely wild.

 

[sofakineazy]

I love a Timplosion on Clyde. There's not many better things in life than listening to Tim's crying on a phone in.

 

[StansgRFC]

Just listened to Chris and Mr Tait. I am so thankful to god that people like this exist.

 

[Recoba]

I'm listening back now this caller Chris my god ! what a fcking stupid kunt

 

[MountFBear]

There pain is a joy to listen to, pundits are now biased because they are calling it as it is and saying the paedos are pish.

 

[wee bud's pit boots]

I'm listening back now this caller Chris my god ! what a fcking stupid kunt

I don't think he'll be in work for his next shift.

 

[Treble Kings]

I genuinely think rabid tims have branched off and evolved into a different species.

 

[Spiderman]

I’m still pishing myself at ‘Mr Tait’.

 

[Jamiegatami]

Mr Tit

Weve got that forgranted :shh:

Call Mr. Tait,
Cause that’s his name,
That name again,
Is Mr. Tait

 

[Barrymoped]

Both Mr Tait and Chris were superb.

To accuse Clyde 1 of being anti Celtic is moon howling of the highest order. Brilliant stuff.

It must make you feel even worse having Hugh Keevins ripping it out of you.

 

[Leopold]

You could actually hear the panel laughing at that fud Chris as Shoo ripped the piss out of him

 

[VMS]

Going to get my beers just now for tonight's comedy show,canny wait

 

[big_blue]

Going to get my beers just now for tonight's comedy show,canny wait

I really hope there’s no time wasters (Rangers fans) calling in tonight.

Keep the lines open bears. I want more tears, cancelled holidays, falling out with the in-laws and wasted T-shirt printing tales.

 

[Simply a Bear]

Please, no bears tonight. I want the lunatics on.

 

[Ped78]

These last three calls have been absolutely fantastic!

Can someone post them please?

 

[Grazey54]

What I would do for a Tommy the Taxi Driver call tonight! Would even settle for Articulated Lawrie.

 

[King William]

Can’t wait, roll on 18:00.
Popcorn at the ready.

 

[So Mote It Be]

Mr. Tit is an audible joy to behold.

Mad bastard is hurting & that brings me immense pleasure.

 

[Recoba]

Looking forward to this, the only time I can just about take listening to Gordon Duncan is after we pump them

 

[LarkfiedLoyalNS]

Liver is sore with Friday and Saturday session and a few yesterday but we go again 6 beers for the phone in WATP.

 

[raelbrook]

Hopefully some broken tims on trying to hold back the tears, beers at the ready.

 

[beowulf]

I really hope there’s no time wasters (Rangers fans) calling in tonight.

Keep the lines open bears. I want more tears, cancelled holidays, falling out with the in-laws and wasted T-shirt printing tales.

aye get the time wasters oot . . . we waant timmy tears.

 

[nelster]

Reporting for duty

 

[WinkieWATP]

Right Timmy let’s be fucking having you.

 

[Coke]

Mr Tait is obviously a Mhank that made an arse of his self before and is now using a surname
Thought the host was great ripping into him

 

[nelster]

‘The Battle for 3rd’

Do they realise 3rd and 4th means the same thing as the Scottish Cup Winners get the main UEFA prize.

 

[arnietac1]

Right here we go lads...they have had 24hrs and more to channel their inner seethe and rampant paranoia.

 

[Buffalobluebear]

“Clyde 1 news I’m Lindsay Herron”

I’m guessing Colette McGonagle has the day off....for some reason

 

[WinkieWATP]

Auld Shugie has had a bastard of a season.

 

[Edweird]

The Speccy Tube with disingenuous stats right away.
Bring on Neil Frances Lorry, the Prrrrride Of Denniston.

 

[Daviot Bear]

Haven't listened for a few weeks, but looking forward to tonight

 

[Ped78]

Come on moon units,come out to play!!!!!!!!!

 

[TibbsyBear]

“Clyde 1 news I’m Lindsay Herron”

I’m guessing Colette McGonagle has the day off....for some reason

I actually despise the way she over pronounces her surname.

Makes my skin crawl.

 

[Galstonian Oranje]

Shoo feels sorry for lego.

Aye right ye are

 

[Ped78]

%^*& off harry