Kerryfail Meltdown - Yes, they are nutjobs!

[Recoba]

 

[Tagsbear]

See post #571 mate.

Knew I’d read something about it, so he can’t save shots low and hard to his left, Beale will be all over that.

 

[Mview83]

I don't remember Hart being very good with the ball at his feet ? which would go against Anges system

Which is why Ange didn’t want him (allegedly)

 

[Teddyjohn]

Ange is at the precipice of a crossroads.

I like Ange. Very allegorical.

 

[Big Buff]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1422300434216202243

The stats show him up to be really, really poor.

 

[Madjid Moments]

And all whilst knowing Craig Gordon is still better and they let him go for nothing!

 

[insanicdrunk]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1422300079411679235

Agent Joe, they’ll be happy.

This is the content this thread was made for. Let the beggars seethe begin!

 

[SuperGers07]

Apparently Hart struggles to make saves at his left hand side?

Have you never seen him play? Of course he struggles. He simply can’t get down

 

[St Andrews Bear]

Have Hibs not got two decent keepers already?

Hazard is rotten.

Honestly couldn’t tell you, couldn’t even name hibs goalies, just passing on what I’ve been told tonight

 

[insanicdrunk]

I don't remember Hart being very good with the ball at his feet ? which would go against Anges system

Hes not pep got rid.

 

[TQ3]

Would have been difficult for them to find anyone worse than the 2 they have to be fair.

I remember reading something about why he was bombed out at Torino, they found a weakness in his game and the opposition where exploiting it all the time, might have been crosses, can’t remember.

Low hard shots to his left.
So Mr Defoe what are the plans for our strikers at the end of August? :shh:

 

[Teddyjohn]

Have you never seen him play? Of course he struggles. He simply can’t get down

Gerrard will know all about his weaknesses and will be drumming them into our players.

 

[Mview83]

Our gaffer will know all about this guy

 

[Barcelona Bandit]

Ground Control to Major Dom​

though he said "welcome to the resident arsehole ."

 

[Bordeaux]

He was at one point a big upgrade, is he now? There’s a reason he’s bombed at his last 3 clubs.

Maybe huge upgrade was pushing things!
I’ve no doubt he has regressed in the past few years but I still see him as an upgrade on both Barkas and Bain, fully expect him to throw in the odd calamitous howler though.

 

[Sir Walter’s Warriors]

Shame they are bringing in someone surely better than Barkas and Bain, however, strangely I’m a lot happier with them signing premier league winner Joe Hart than I would be if they got Forster back.

 

[Est1872]

'Upgrade' is all relative when Bain's positioning is catastrophic and Barkas literally throws them in

I'm more than happy for them to spend a lot of money on Joe Hart over 3 years

 

[insanicdrunk]

Low hard shots to his left.
So Mr Defoe what are the plans for our strikers at the end of August? :shh:

Alfredo does like to come in from the right and shoot!

 

[Scoot1975]

Someone on kiddiefiddler actually wrote this lol:

If he hadn’t gone through a few poor seasons we wouldn’t be in with a hope of signing Hart.

He’s vastly superior to any keeper in Scotland , his CV tells you that at a glance.

Can’t understand any doubts over the guy. Sort of signing that lifts a club IMO and exactly what we need to start a rebuild. 34 for a keeper is eff all too.

 

[DocStone]

 

[Henry Hill]

Clearly only way to get him to sign on for 15k a week was to triple the contract length

 

[Bumplittledipper]

Liam Scales, 23 years old, Shamrock Rovers. Can play centre half also they are saying. Valued at £90k but Timmy have offered £600k to get it done.

Something fishy about that Scales deal

 

[Recoba]

Jesus

 

[CrocodileDundee]

Would have been difficult for them to find anyone worse than the 2 they have to be fair.

I remember reading something about why he was bombed out at Torino, they found a weakness in his game and the opposition where exploiting it all the time, might have been crosses, can’t remember.

Shots outside the box and also anything to his left hand side is a goal.

 

[Tagsbear]

Jesus

That video is from 2016, before his demise

 

[Scoot1975]

Someone on kiddiefiddler actually wrote this lol:

If he hadn’t gone through a few poor seasons we wouldn’t be in with a hope of signing Hart.

He’s vastly superior to any keeper in Scotland , his CV tells you that at a glance.

Can’t understand any doubts over the guy. Sort of signing that lifts a club IMO and exactly what we need to start a rebuild. 34 for a keeper is eff all too.

Someone needs to haud shaggers beer lol

 

[ShieldhallBear]

Jesus

Hahaha fk me that’s hilarious. The thing is, that video was uploaded 5 years ago, he’s got significantly worse since then!

 

[Mr_Miscellaneous]

If you're up for a laugh, watch the LASK Linz goals against Spurs in the Europa League last season, especially the second one.

Just a less expensive Barkas.

 

[Recoba]

Hahaha fk me that’s hilarious. The thing is, that video was uploaded 5 years ago, he’s got significantly worse since then!

I can't find any recent stuff because he has hardly played

 

[Martyboy70]

Jesus

I do like a good "complimation".

 

[Brick_Top]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1422289670139006984

There’s always a tweet (or 4).

Scumbag bastard.

 

[coolerking]

Jesus

look at the number of comments

 

[Macky]

They could have signed the Dundee Utd keeper or someone like Joe Lewis and been much better off but no, Dermot wants the big EPL player that will end up being an utter failure. Vane old peado.

 

[Chris01]

Spending £1m on Joe Hart , who hasn’t played regularly for 18 months , third choice at Burnley, 3 year deal at £15k a week.

They will then have £5m sitting on the bench in Barkas , who there is no chance they will get half the fee back they paid for him.

In contrast we signed McGregor and McLaughlin for free.

Magic stuff

 

[Macky]

Cant wait for his Social Media Manager posting a celebration of Celtic qualifying for the Europa League 5 mins after they have been pumped out.

 

[Tailwind]

Someone on kiddiefiddler actually wrote this lol:

If he hadn’t gone through a few poor seasons we wouldn’t be in with a hope of signing Hart.

He’s vastly superior to any keeper in Scotland , his CV tells you that at a glance.

Can’t understand any doubts over the guy. Sort of signing that lifts a club IMO and exactly what we need to start a rebuild. 34 for a keeper is eff all too.

As per,

Celtic sign a player, immediately becomes best player in Scotland in his position

Mental Farkers

Starfelt better than the guy who keeps him out the Swedish national team?

 

[Bear Of Yorkshire]

They’d have been better off with Keiran Westwood just released from Sheffield Wednesday. 36 but only 2 years older than Hart, free transfer and would probably sign for lower wages. Consistently been one of the better keepers at English Championship level for the latter stages of his career.

Crucially for that lot, he’s even Irish.

Nevermind though. £1m and a 3 year deal for Hart sounds great..

 

[insanicdrunk]

As per,

Celtic sign a player, immediately becomes best player in Scotland in his position

Mental Farkers

Starfelt better than the guy who keeps him out the Swedish national team?

I think Hart will be the best in Scotland, for the giggles. I know he has a weakness, but we want comedy gaffes!

 

[Wilkinsvolley]

It seems big hands Pete is far more involved than any of them want to believe. Their fan media are almost as sidelined as ever before but with the occasional scrap thrown.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1422244606952022017

 

[Corkinator]

He used to be a decent keeper. Not sure what he’s like now.

 

[dereksmallsloyal]

Ground Control to Major Dom​

Planet Earth is blue and there’s nothing they can do…

 

[SuperGers07]

I can't find any recent stuff because he has hardly played

Here’s one from a few years back.

 

[SCG]

Fresh !

The pain here is so deep.

League conceded already

 

[insanicdrunk]

Seen this when looking at the tweet in Wilkinsvolley s post

https://twitter.com/x/status/1421956431662702593

 

[Badger]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1422289670139006984

There’s always a tweet (or 4).

Scumbag bastard.

His retorts to being called put are to make jokes about the Ibrox disaster. A horrible human. I'll never get how you can laugh at innocent people dying: sick, sick people!!!

 

[Tailwind]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1313514571714318337

 

[Texas ranger]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1422300079411679235

Agent Joe, they’ll be happy.

It’ll be even worse repeating it at the end of this season. Right Joe ?

 

[MightyGersLand!]

Joe Hart's 'biggest flaw' exposed as Roma score four identical goals

Just like Bale's free-kick and Iceland's winner.

metro.co.uk

He dives to the right, he only dives to the riiiiight.
Joe Hart, is fuckign shite.

 

[wee bud's pit boots]

Something fishy about that Scales deal

You better get your skates on.

 

[Wilkinsvolley]

Seen this when looking at the tweet in Wilkinsvolley s post

https://twitter.com/x/status/1421956431662702593

I’ve seen a few of them mention they must’ve freed up a lot of wages. Looks like they have but they obviously want the wage bill kept low. They won’t be adding any high wages, especially as I don’t think they’ll trust Ange one bit with players who are on high wages.