Paranoid sellick fans

[Porty_true_blue]

Some cracking excuses as to why we are top of the league and playing so well.

'Covid has landed for you again I see, Benfica riddled. Before every big game this season your opponents have COVID issues.'

A few regarding us beating them....

'Just saying if Kent got covid week before the old firm you wouldn’t announce it. You've cheated before'

It’s your shite team with no international call ups that’s fucked us.

We all got covid cos they picked the old firm derby handily after a 10 day 3 game international break. that game was picked specifically after that cos they knew all our players would be away

The meltdown is fucking glorious and it's not even december yet

 

[northsealoyal]

I want all of it to be true

 

[A Magician Named Gob]

I want all of it to be true

It is.

 

[Beer Belly Loyal]

Mad loony Sheridan today was questioning why no Rangers players had caught Covid.

 

[Amstel]

I am loving every second of this

 

[TheRoofeIsOnFire]

Some cracking excuses as to why we are top of the league and playing so well.

'Covid has landed for you again I see, Benfica riddled. Before every big game this season your opponents have COVID issues.'

A few regarding us beating them....

'Just saying if Kent got covid week before the old firm you wouldn’t announce it. You've cheated before'

It’s your shite team with no international call ups that’s fucked us.

We all got covid cos they picked the old firm derby handily after a 10 day 3 game international break. that game was picked specifically after that cos they knew all our players would be away

The meltdown is fucking glorious and it's not even december yet

It was them that wanted the first old firm put as far back as possible. Daft c.unts

 

[Macdonsj]

Thread title - need to narrow it down, that applies to each and every one of them

The Of game one is especially wonderful as it was moved in the hope that their smelly horde would be back in the dump

 

[Stella_Bear]

Mad loony Sheridan today was questioning why no Rangers players had caught Covid.

It's a disease that is attracted to rats.

 

[Atheist Bear]

Just agree with them whilst nodding and smiling.

 

[Tony75tfc]

Mad loony Sheridan today was questioning why no Rangers players had caught Covid.

Because our players all wash their hands and use soap and have good hygiene and the celtic players are are tramps and windae lickers

 

[ScottishJournalismIsDead]

Fact.

Based on the last 8 years.

#CelticThePaedoClub have won 'cups' against who?

Only last season they had competition and got battered off the park.

Lego Muncher is terrible. Always has been.
Christie is an Aberdeen player, no better.
Griffiths is a junky.

Who are we concerned about?

Who are these players that are better than ours?

I think we have got a shock as to how shite they really are.

 

[AYEBrox]

Blamegame FC

 

[Blu_ultra]

Spartan Prague were absolutely decimated by COVID as were Ferencvaros.

 

[insanicdrunk]

Mad loony Sheridan today was questioning why no Rangers players had caught Covid.

Because we know how to wash our hands and stay clean!!

 

[Macky]

There was one on Clyde 1 after we pumped them, going on about how they had most their players on International duty while only a couple of ours were. Gordon Duncan then pointed out that we had basically the same amount of players away from the starting line ups and the guy just kept saying, na Im sure we had much more than them. He got ridiculed by the 2 Gordons.

 

[Mexi]

Mad loony Sheridan today was questioning why no Rangers players had caught Covid.

Covid is a sectarian disease

 

[Nizzy72]

There must be something performance enhancing in the water that we nick from the church down the road.

 

[SirAlfredofMorelos]

We had I believe one less international in the first break and one more international than them in the last break.

They love spouting "unchecked information" (lies) as facts.

Like Rangers have had no injuries or an injury crisis. Just the 5/6 injured at one time before the first international break.

 

[Gibraltar Loyal]

Some cracking excuses as to why we are top of the league and playing so well.

'Covid has landed for you again I see, Benfica riddled. Before every big game this season your opponents have COVID issues.'

A few regarding us beating them....

'Just saying if Kent got covid week before the old firm you wouldn’t announce it. You've cheated before'

It’s your shite team with no international call ups that’s fucked us.

We all got covid cos they picked the old firm derby handily after a 10 day 3 game international break. that game was picked specifically after that cos they knew all our players would be away

The meltdown is fucking glorious and it's not even december yet

I cant believe the Kent one leaked out. The gaffer will be raging with that. Just hope news of the others stays under the radar or there could be trouble...

 

[Alvor]

 

[coplandrearl36]

The banner at the Midden was done by Rangers fans this morning.

 

[scottishcampbell]

My covid reply is we have 2 players missing a total of 14 games due to covid so how are we not affected? Usually shuts them up

 

[Atheist Bear]

The performance enhancing drugs are working well, I think it’s worth the risk.

EDIT: Dammit! Admin please delete this post! I thought I was in the secret lounge.

 

[RWL12]

The performance enhancing drugs are working well, I think it’s worth the risk.

EDIT: Dammit! Admin please delete this post! I thought I was in the secret lounge.

I've just left the Secret Lounge.

Brothers Beaton and Collum, and Grandmaster Dallas say hi.

 

[Northwest Ranger]

Covid is a sectarian disease

Catholic
Only
Virus
Immunity
Denied

 

[insanicdrunk]

There was one on Clyde 1 after we pumped them, going on about how they had most their players on International duty while only a couple of ours were. Gordon Duncan then pointed out that we had basically the same amount of players away from the starting line ups and the guy just kept saying, na Im sure we had much more than them. He got ridiculed by the 2 Gordons.

He was superb "I'm no having that!"

 

[RobbieRFC]

A well balanced tim.......

Has a chip on both shoulders

 

[Stevie13000]

Spartan Prague were absolutely decimated by COVID as were Ferencvaros.

Good point made.

 

[Delboy1962]

Catholic
Only
Venereal
Inbred
Disease

 

[crookie_bear]

Edit wrong thread

 

[amabluestar]

Catholic
Only
Virus
Immunity
Denied

All
Deranged
Mutants.

 

[arnietac1]

Covid is a sectarian disease

Just like them potatoes during the famine: only visited kafflik houses in Oireland

 

[Manfred]

It the result of being browbeaten from birth, to believe Rangers and the fans are the fúckin bogeyman.

 

[gordon_blue]

Mad loony Sheridan today was questioning why no Rangers players had caught Covid.

It’s to do with soap and water.

 

[WalterLoyal]

It’s your shite team with no international call ups that’s fucked us.

Apart from the 13 players called up at the last international break.

 

[A kind of blue]

As always, they have no idea how high up this goes.

 

[arnietac1]

I've just left the Secret Lounge.

Brothers Beaton and Collum, and Grandmaster Dallas say hi.

Dad or son? Don't want the Auld yin breaking deep cover.He is a UEFA referee officer for us...er, i mean UEFA.
Is he still hiding our positive test results?
Admin, feel free to delete if too much revealed.

 

[Walters80]

Ironic that they use Covid as an excuse considering they played a Prague side with 8 first team players out because of it and still got absolutely spanked 4-1.

That mob had a 3rd pick youth keeper in goal as well.

 

[UncleG]

Fact.

Based on the last 8 years.

#CelticThePaedoClub have won 'cups' against who?

Only last season they had competition and got battered off the park.

Lego Muncher is terrible. Always has been.
Christie is an Aberdeen player, no better.
Griffiths is a junky.

Who are we concerned about?

Who are these players that are better than ours?

I think we have got a shock as to how shite they really are.

Christie is a good player and that's the honest side of me. The rest you've said is true

 

[BlueBaloo]

Mad loony Sheridan today was questioning why no Rangers players had caught Covid.

I have not caught covid either.....and I work in a hospital

Utter clown

 

[Sam English]

Spartan Prague were absolutely decimated by COVID as were Ferencvaros.

That fact doesn't suit their warped agenda

 

[Professor Yaffle]

These fuktards wanted rangers to have a paedo.

They want us to get covid.

They are utterly deranged. Their minds warped.

 

[Son Of Laudrup]

Mad loony Sheridan today was questioning why no Rangers players had caught Covid.

It’s called team management, we have a belter in Stevie G they have a bellend in sloth ( from the goodies)

 

[Baron Von Pie Muncher]

I have not caught covid either.....and I work in a hospital

Utter clown

So this explains why the wife (Catholic) had covid, yet me and our 3 boys (not Catholic) never caught it. It's a sectarian virus. Shes not even a practicing one so it must be have something to do with going through that holy communion crap fm years ago that attracts it. This is next level shit but to stop the tainted 9.75 it has called on the establishment to come up with an extraordinary measure.

 

[tsa57]

It was them that wanted the first old firm put as far back as possible. Daft c.unts

Not daft chunts. Just KARMA.

 

[BlueBaloo]

So this explains why the wife (Catholic) had covid, yet me and our 3 boys (not Catholic) never caught it. It's a sectarian virus. Shes not even a practicing one so it must be have something to do with going through that holy communion crap fm years ago that attracts it. This is next level shit but to stop the tainted 9.75 it has called on the establishment to come up with an extraordinary measure.

It's like the famine....it only hit the poor wee kaffliks

 

[Tailwind]

Paranoid Celtic fans, or Celtic fans as they’re also known

 

[Stephen Johnston]

Some cracking excuses as to why we are top of the league and playing so well.

'Covid has landed for you again I see, Benfica riddled. Before every big game this season your opponents have COVID issues.'

A few regarding us beating them....

'Just saying if Kent got covid week before the old firm you wouldn’t announce it. You've cheated before'

It’s your shite team with no international call ups that’s fucked us.

We all got covid cos they picked the old firm derby handily after a 10 day 3 game international break. that game was picked specifically after that cos they knew all our players would be away

The meltdown is fucking glorious and it's not even december yet

They weren’t complaining when they were handed a title because of it!!!

 

[Beer Belly Loyal]

They weren’t complaining when they were handed a title because of it!!!

Wee Neic was on the telly pronto with the aid of his mentally challenged pals crying out for it as soon as football got shutdown.

 

[Atheist Bear]

It the result of being browbeaten from birth, to believe Rangers and the fans are the fúckin bogeyman.

About that. The first and last time I’ve been to a game at the piggery was March 06 when the late Ugo scored his overhead kick. As I walked out into the seating area in my colors, I noticed a row of kids standing at the dividing line in the celtic end staring up at us. They weren’t talking or gesturing, they were just staring at us. And it occurred to me that it was probably the first time they’d ever seen real Rangers fans, and it surprised them to see that we looked just like them. Not the toothless deformed horde of orcs their parents told them we were. That’s the dangers of tribalism I guess.