Alfie's post match interview (Colombia) - Translation needed

[mkgers]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1195578085665587200

 

[Jan Žižka]

It was an honour to score my 1st goal for my country.

I feel really proud.

Now I'm going to slay the mentally challengeds en route to 55. We Are The People.

 

[Jan Wyck]

" Yes I'll give an interview but not to that c.unt McLaughlin from BBC Escotia"

 

[giogaddi]

I'd like to dedicate this goal to Bobby Madden

 

[david1872]

Never heard him speak before

 

[The Lone Sniper]

Big Buff becoming a superstar.

 

[mkgers]

Look how small that microphone is

 

[Inactiviated]

He’s cool as fck

 

[giogaddi]

Think that's the first time I've ever watched a full interview in a language I don't understand.

 

[ZvP]

Never heard him speak before

There was a half hour long piece on Morelos done by Rangers TV with subtitles which was really good - if you haven't heard him speak before I'm assuming you haven't seen that. Well worth the watch.

 

[Netherburntrueblue]

Look how small that microphone is

It's not small...... big Buff is huge

 

[Arkanoid]

... something about the Pope

 

[nelster]

‘In Scotland Kevin Clancy would have sent me off for diving when I slid the rebound in’

 

[Talktalk]

Look how small that microphone is

Normal sized mic its just Alfredo’s giving it the fear as he does to most micks

 

[LarkfiedLoyalNS]

Think that's the first time I've ever watched a full interview in a language I don't understand.

Same and had a genuine smile the whole time not even having a clue what he is saying.

Big Buff loyal.

 

[ItsInTheNet]

It was an honour to score my 1st goal for my country.

I feel really proud.

Now I'm going to slay the mentally challengeds en route to 55. We Are The People.

I have a doctorate in Spanish. That is an impeccable translation

 

[Al Needham Loyal]

Look how small that microphone is

Feck the microphone, what was with the midget who walked past?

 

[Jan Žižka]

I have a doctorate in Spanish. That is an impeccable translation

https://imgur.com/a/NKJ3y1U

 

[DRAGO]

Get in there Alfie! So happy for the Buff.

 

[Amadaeus]

It was an honour to score my 1st goal for my country.

I feel really proud.

Now I'm going to slay the mentally challengeds en route to 55. We Are The People.

That was my take on it too!

 

[dougiem]

He is basically saying brown be AFRAID ALFREDO is coming to destroy you mentally challenged cants.

 

[Legend76]

#Announcetranslation

 

[CamBluNoo]

Got to agree with everything he is saying.

 

[Uddy Gers]

I am so proud to open my account for the national team. I know my family will be so proud and I can’t put into words how much this means to me.

To get the nod tonight shows the faith the manager has in me and I was glad to repay that.

 

[Gary]

"Aye we did awright, I would have preferred to have battered in a few more but I will make up for that by pumping the missus later"

 

[Awaydays72]

Makes absolutely no sense to me, but still sounds cool as fcuk.

 

[Gallant_Few]

Have we ever had a player whose valuation has risen so dramatically and so often as this boys has?

What is a Colombian International number 9 worth these days?

20, 30, 40?

 

[Ruffiooooo]

Te llamo cuando te necesito, mi corazón está en llamas
Tú vienes a mí, ven a mí salvaje y conectado
Oh, vienes a mí, dame todo lo que necesito...

 

[bilkobear]

Jings Alfie has mastered that Spanish well enough.

 

[The Double A Man]

I would say 30 million is about the right valuation given his CV.If there was ever a need to sell a player/players I would prefer he stayed and others were sold first.He's an exceptional talent and will only improve once he is surrounded by better players.

 

[RWL12]

Does anyone think at 47 seconds he answers the question like "naw, naw at all..."

He will be more Scottish than Lovenkrands soon enough

 

[Gazza's one last run]

He's only getting better and better. Don't see any reason why he can't go right to the top. Everyone's terrified of him here and rightly fcukin so.

 

[usbear]

Here’s what I heard

Was asked how was it to score your first goal for Columbia?

“it was nae bother, it was only a matter of time”

What’s next for you?

“Canny wait to get back up the road and batter into a sausage supper and continue bursting nets“

 

[Sir Sasa Papac]

I just realised he’s played for us for over two years and that’s the first time I’ve ever heard him talk

 

[Grigo Yossarian]

Jings Alfie has mastered that Spanish well enough.

He’s obviously turned up at the wrong class

 

[Drumchapel]

"it's good to play for a gaffer that doesn't sub me for Defoe after I score"

 

[superallythe2nd]

Does anyone think at 47 seconds he answers the question like "naw, naw at all..."

He will be more Scottish than Lovenkrands soon enough

Sounded like that to me

 

[The Predator]

I'm almost certain he is saying no surrender the popes a bender. But I could be wrong

 

[Danger Zone]

Think that's the first time I've ever watched a full interview in a language I don't understand.

Surprised you haven’t watched one of Harry Kane’s interviews before

 

[mrsjr1872]

Think that's the first time I've ever watched a full interview in a language I don't understand.

I watched the full colombia game in one a dont understand this morning

 

[DeeGer10]

I just realised he’s played for us for over two years and that’s the first time I’ve ever heard him talk

Well you’ve obviously never seen “Soy Alfredo” then...un staunch.

 

[BigShota'sSmile]

Only thing going through my head during that whole interview was, "drug-deal", "drug-deal", "drug-deal"! LOL

 

[Dr Huffhurrrr]

Look how small that microphone is

Or is it just farrrr awayy!

 

[hawkfalcons]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1195578085665587200

funny to hear his voice for the first time but just watching that clip love the guy

 

[hawkfalcons]

"it's good to play for a gaffer that doesn't sub me for Defoe after I score"

%^*& off

 

[Red_White_Blue]

Isn’t he a bonnie boy. Feel like a proud mother.

 

[chilebear]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1195578085665587200

Youre right Alfie, things are flowing for you now.

 

[RaoulDuke11]

You just need to take a look our player's levels of performance in the international games over this weekend.

Some of our most important players are beginning to peak.

If we can stay injury free, the next 3 weeks could be magnificent for us.

And I'm talking Serious Magnificence; the kind that can wipe away years of hurt over the course of just one December afternoon....

Bring on the Paedo-Harbourers. The stage is set, especially for Buff

 

[Purpolaris]

Jings Alfie has mastered that Spanish well enough.

I thought it was Colombian he was speaking.

 

[Starting Anew]

Have we ever had a player whose valuation has risen so dramatically and so often as this boys has?

What is a Colombian International number 9 worth these days?

20, 30, 40?

the question is how many French under 21 caps he’s got. Surely we know that is the measure by now?

 

[Coop]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1195578085665587200

That’s the first time I’ve heard him speaking.