Ally McCoist apparently doing “I’m a Celebrity”

[Paisleyprod]

How much do Iceland pay?

Did he already advertise for them or was it shitey farmfoods?

 

[dt17]

Piers Morgan too allegedly. Would be decent bantZ

I thought he said he'd do it for £5m.

 

[Kirky loyalist]

Apologies if already posted, I couldn’t see a thread.

Anyway, various media sources saying that he’s one of the favourites to go into the jungle this year.

would have thought his punditry work would be paying the bills for him. If he goes in then I’d hope he’d win.

Thoughts? Any truth in it or load of muck?

If he’ll eat hazel Irvine then a kangaroos anus will be a walk in the park

 

[Sancus]

I thought he said he'd do it for £5m.

Aye, that was his price. £5 million or forget it.

McCoist and his Talksport buddy Alan Brazil would be good.

 

[Maxi 4]

He’ll be ok as long as he’s not managing anything

 

[jmac49]

If he’ll eat hazel Irvine then a kangaroos anus will be a walk in the park

You did say walk.?

 

[Business_Bear]

Hopefully he goes in, even just to get him off his punditry work for a few weeks.

I think he'd do pretty well on I'm a Celeb.

 

[John Dalrymple]

Shit jokes and fake laughter...

 

[Wugs]

Not the first time he will have been in amongst some Celebrity "Bush"

 

[archimedes]

I loved McCoist during his playing days, but I just can't take to him after his spell as manager.
It also doesn't help that I don't find his 'humour' funny in the slightest, it's lowest common denominator stuff, and his desperation to be everyone's pal is pretty nauseating as well.

Anyway, can't say I'd watch it whether he was on it or not, so I suppose it makes no difference to me, so he can get wired in for all I care.

 

[Aragorn]

Should be a breeze for Ally...Kangaroo testicles etc will taste like haute cuisine after all those seasons tucking into meat pies of a dubious nature at Ibrox and elsewhere.

 

[EH47]

Please no, I'm already struggling to maintain him as a hero...

 

[mkgers]

I loved McCoist during his playing days, but I just can't take to him after his spell as manager.
It also doesn't help that I don't find his 'humour' funny in the slightest, it's lowest common denominator stuff, and his desperation to be everyone's pal is pretty nauseating as well.

Anyway, can't say I'd watch it whether he was on it or not, so I suppose it makes no difference to me, so he can get wired in for all I care.

To be fair I don't think mathematicians are the target audience

 

[Pacman]

I'm a celeb is for "celebs" on the downward, desperate for a profile and a reboot to their career.

Honestly dunt think super needs it, so will be surprised

 

[Coopers left foot.]

They should put one of them in as well.

I nominate Sutton, he would walk after 10 minutes.

Get himself sent off!

 

[Alfredo the great]

Don’t do it Ally.

We’ll have a whip round if times are tough. I do not want to see our record goal scorer eating a badgers gonads.

I wonder if he will know what fee he is getting for doing the show. I'm one bear who wouldn't stump up for his whip round.

 

[ChristchurchBear]

Hope he does

 

[top_cat]

I'll still no watch that shite.

 

[Realger34]

Aaaaaaabsoooolutley brilliant.

 

[The Predator]

This would be excellent

 

[PunkScott]

Jesus, Coisty and Hulk Hogan in the jungle, 10 year old me would burst.

 

[jprfc]

I'd rather his place was took by a decent looking female

 

[PunkScott]

I loved McCoist during his playing days, but I just can't take to him after his spell as manager.
It also doesn't help that I don't find his 'humour' funny in the slightest, it's lowest common denominator stuff, and his desperation to be everyone's pal is pretty nauseating as well.

Anyway, can't say I'd watch it whether he was on it or not, so I suppose it makes no difference to me, so he can get wired in for all I care.

Find a firm place to stand and move away from this thread then

 

[TommyEgan]

Apologies if already posted, I couldn’t see a thread.

Anyway, various media sources saying that he’s one of the favourites to go into the jungle this year.

would have thought his punditry work would be paying the bills for him. If he goes in then I’d hope he’d win.

Thoughts? Any truth in it or load of muck?

Tims will be voting like %^*& to make him do tasks. For that alone he must realise its pointless.

 

[TommyEgan]

I'm a celeb is for "celebs" on the downward, desperate for a profile and a reboot to their career.

Honestly dunt think super needs it, so will be surprised

What was Harry Redknapp on it for, then?

 

[PunkScott]

What was Harry Redknapp on it for, then?

His dream of a Jam Roly Poly van

 

[Ardsman]

To be fair I don't think mathematicians are the target audience

I don’t think you should be making jokes about other poster’s usernames, especially ones who have principles.

 

[bearmind]

As long as Ally doesn't think that, ' Tie Me Kangaroo Down Sport' is an old Australian love song.

 

[umop_3plsdn]

Jesus, Coisty and Hulk Hogan in the jungle, 10 year old me would burst.

Didn’t know Jesus was going in as well. That would be quite a lineup.

 

[Captain_Buns]

Tarriers would do everything to vote him out.

You vote to win though

 

[Skyy Bluenose]

Don’t do it Ally.

We’ll have a whip round if times are tough. I do not want to see our record goal scorer eating a badgers gonads.

To be fair, that's how I felt when he was the manager.

 

[Yorkhill_True_Blues]

I watch every year and would welcome this addition. May get to find out some truths, when no food/drink around the weak let go a few stories.

That lot will vote him to do every task. Can guarantee that

Bender TV.........and it's great

 

[Amadaeus]

Have a bit of respect for yourself McCoist.

 

[CapitalBear1973]

Have a bit of respect for yourself McCoist.

Aye don't lose all that gravitas built up with having players kick footballs at your bare arse and leading the karaoke after Ramsdens cup final defeat v Raith Rovers.

 

[HenningBerg]

I can’t see this at all . Unless it’s for charity , why would he demean himself in front of the nation ? Ally has nothing to prove and is much loved throughout Britain. He is financially well off . I think this can be filed under nonsense .

 

[Bluebrox]

I'd imagine this is just wild speculation and his name has been plucked from the sky.

 

[BlooBlood]

This will make me watch it this year. Hope he wins it.

 

[SenoraCuellar]

Ian Wright and Francis Rossi from Quo also rumoured. I hope he does it as that would be a good mix but the one thing that makes me doubt it is apparently Ulrika is in talks to do it.

 

[gersin008]

Get the dogging journaliste in with him. Would pay to see Super slap him

 

[millar2318]

He'll be skinny as %^*& when he comes out. Might be able to play legends matches again