Amazon prime tweet

[uneasydaz]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1319380939265478664

 

[WinkieWATP]

Bitchslapped everywhere he goes these days

 

[Amadaeus]

Brown presented himself, Zlatan took up the meek offer...

 

[StansgRFC]

Staunch

 

[Mexi]

He's clearly choking on some lego and Zlatan is performing the Heimlich manouevre

 

[Kirbys House]

Thought they'd maybe be announcing a delay of Borat II to instead show Roofe's Puskás on repeat

 

[Kit_]

When your ugly wee pal eats all yer legos

 

[brain]

Clare Whyte is trying to get through to UEFA just now to clarify whether she has jurisdiction

 

[Realger34]

Slapped about for fun at the moment.

 

[Sticky Fingers]

What is it the young team say? Things you love to see...

 

[okbear]

Remember when they linked Zlatan as a signing target before he went to the USA?

Him and Lego eater could have been a superstar pairing!!

 

[Johnny Cash]

Victim

 

[usbear]

Who does Zlatan think he is......

Alfie?

 

[Calgacus]

"Anymore plastic hard man shit and I snap your neck like twig".

 

[Andrew79]

Zlatan was just helping him, he though he was choking on a bit of lego.

 

[devilman]

Ah, Scotland's "hard man" getting thrown about again.

 

[IbroxForever]

He's clearly choking on some lego and Zlatan is performing the Heimlich manouevre

Ha ha post of the day mate.

 

[Blues and Royals]

Brown must stay.

 

[rinosprayer]

Genuine concern about broonie....

Even those stupid twats might realise he is pish after they improved when he went off. Hopefully the schooling will confuse the issue.

 

[rossgers]

He's clearly choking on some lego and Zlatan is performing the Heimlich manouevre

That's funny as %^*& Mexi

 

[Professor Yaffle]

Bitchslapped everywhere he goes these days

Then substituted. Not a good night for the plastic brick chewer

 

[Alergy]

He seems to have found the button in the back of his head that you push to make his hair grow.

 

[Stevie McDougall]

Should've broke the dicks neck.

 

[BlueBearette]

I replied good but not as good as this

https://twitter.com/x/status/1317733583403057152

 

[Andrew79]

I replied good but not as good as this

https://twitter.com/x/status/1317733583403057152

That was good, didnt see that coming

 

[The_Degan]

That was good, didnt see that coming

You musta been pished over the weekend if you missed that

 

[Bathbear]

Bitchslapped everywhere he goes these days

There’s a song in there!!!!
Broonie gets Bitchslapped everywhere he goes
Broonie gets Bitchslapped everywhere he goes
Everywhere he goes!

 

[Jelle1880]

'The Rangers send their regards'

 

[StuGers]

Celtic will be sending the lawyers papers to Amazon as we type.

 

[nemessis]

He never twisted Broons heid fast enough in all the movies I've seen the bad guys usually get a fast neck twist followed by a loud crack sound, pity .

 

[Kilsyth Unionist]

Broon is done.
Its only October and he s struggling.
Whose the next captain, the thumb.

 

[Loyal Latina]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1319380939265478664

Bring Amazon home!

 

[AnglianBear]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1319380939265478664

Just for context, that was during taking the knee

 

[govanrear1987]

Even Amazon hates the beggars

 

[St Andrews Bear]

Isn’t zlatan a black belt in judo or something?

 

[StansgRFC]

Isn’t zlatan a black belt in judo or something?

Zlatan is a black belt in Zlatan