Angers player arrested for 2nd public masturbation charge!

[imager]

What a wa.nker!

Angers forward 'hit with second public masturbation charge' in just three months

A Ligue 1 player has been arrested on suspicion of public masturbation… for the second time this year. Angers winger Farid El Melali was questioned by police after a second indecent exposure …

talksport.com

 

[55degreesnorth]

Think he was having an angry wank?

 

[007]

Dirty dirty boy

 

[AstralFlame72]

Apparently he’s well known for shooting all over the place.

 

[RWL12]

Come again...

 

[Wand Of A Right Foot]

Did the cops give him a tug?

 

[WATP]

What a load of.....

 

[AstralFlame72]

Used to get pulled off at half time

 

[tottie beck]

Must be a right tosser!

 

[dcbear]

Well known for his tackle and his dribbling.

 

[Ally’s Golden Boot]

A certainty to sign for those beasts from the east end.

 

[Mr Mojo risin']

i guarantee some mhank will use photoshop to make it look like a rangers player before the weeks out

 

[rangers for life]

Jokes aside ,his club will surely sack him (sac him)

 

[Stevie13000]

The guys favourite film is the shooter.

 

[Danger Zone]

Not exactly the cream of the crop then.

 

[Nickyboyblue]

He should have just gone round his m8s house

 

[Ryzogrumpybear]

Not only an utter wanker but a stupid wanker as well, getting caught again is a Danger wank a cry for help.
The way the polis are cock and locked their weapons might have gone off.




















I will get my coat available for matches and dispatches and birthday parties.

 

[usbear]

Honestly officer a bee was trying to sting my boaby

 

[oldgregg]

Last warning, three strokes and you're out.

 

[savus]

He needs to get a grip of himself.

 

[QueensferryCR3Bear]

Any truth in the rumour he goes into the opposition box and finishes all by himself?

 

[barcode]

He probably believes he is the second cumming.

 

[CambusRanger]

putain de branleur.

 

[Arkanoid]

Hang in there mate, 3rd time lucky!

 

[Subway Bear]

Footballers around the globe taking a knee and he's taking a stauner

 

[Robert Prytz]

Career must be finished, surely no club in the world would employ anyone with a known history of sexual deviancy.

 

[The Hooded Claw]

Bollocks!

 

[AstralFlame72]

Reminded me of Stefan Postma for some reason

Stefan Postma - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[Ek_blue]

Someones not a fan of his dribbling skills then.

 

[Ubik]

bet that was a sticky situation

 

[TheEgg]

I watched him versus hamburg a few years ago in a friendly and he had the big guy that played for us, Master bates in his pocket

 

[MelbourneBear]

If I was the other guy in the photo accompanying this article, I'd be pissed off! How many people will know which one is the wanker?!?

Club to issue sandpaper gloves.

 

[AYEBrox]

Saw the thread title n thought... What’s comin’ next

 

[EH47]

Merely airing his opinion...

 

[The Underfaker]

Any club spending a transfer fee on this guy is spunking it away

 

[Orange Peel]

Think he was having an angry wank?

Yes mate, you keep the posh wank for home.

 

[Mosesmcneil]

Was he grabbed by the fuzz?

 

[Baxter Blue]

Would be a great signing for the scum.

 

[Ruffiooooo]

Playing at Stroke on a wet Tuesday night.

 

[Ruben Sosa]

Somebody Mustapha word with him.

 

[jweebear]

No the first player to Spunk his wages in the betting shop.

 

[Amstel]

We’ve all done it

 

[GourockBlue50]

He needs to stop this nonsense and get on with the job in hand.

 

[jorg_the_hammer]

I actually thought this was going to be a daily record story with a mis-typed headline.

 

[evo14]

Just as well this wasn’t announced during a game, otherwise the manager might have pulled him off at half time.

 

[Wugs]

 

[Ruffiooooo]

We’ve all done it

Not me, I didn't have the balls.

 

[129bear]

A glans at the article and you can tell its hard on the lad.

 

[BSPECIAL]

Wonder when a scotshit newsrag tries to make a headline that looks like "Rangers player............................

 

[Earl of Leven]

He was unlucky in his last game. Through on goal but shot across the face of the keeper...