Ayr vs Inverness- game off
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Cuparbear
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Dirty bassa think I just trod on that shite and I'm in fifePretty windy tbh, took the dog out for a walk he had a shit and I can't find the said shit, just flew out his arse and vanished.
Not good.
I've won the sweep
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Pretty windy tbh, took the dog out for a walk he had a shit and I can't find the said shit, just flew out his arse and vanished.
Not good.
Funniest post of the year.
Blueboy1975
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One of the funniest things iv read for years!!!Pretty windy tbh, took the dog out for a walk he had a shit and I can't find the said shit, just flew out his arse and vanished.
Not good.
Thought you were going to say it just flew past your table.
RutherglenGer72
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Johnny Fontane
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Can you explain it for the non-dog owners? I just can't understand how something that was dropped in the strong wind could just disappear as if it had magically been transported away by some sort of invisible dogshit transporting force.
TN8
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Just to get the thread back on track after dugshitegate - Get it right up them!
Prestwick Bear
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This thread just gets better
Some right weird shit going on. I had my morning shite earlier and you know what.... when I looked into the pan the fucker wisnae there it vanished without me flushing.
And aye, I wiped my arse.
RutherglenGer72
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If a guy shits and doesn't see it, has he shit at all ?? These are the important questionsSome right weird shit going on. I had my morning shite earlier and you know what.... when I looked into the pan the fucker wisnae there it vanished without me flushing.
And aye, I wiped my arse.
If a guy shits and doesn't see it, has he shit at all ?? These are the important questions
I’d want some paramilitary standard pest controllers out on site if my shite was vanishing from the cludgie without a flush. WTF is down there?
Prestwick Bear
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I’d want some paramilitary standard pest controllers out on site if my shite was vanishing from the cludgie without a flush. WTF is down there?
Some shite getting posted on here.
RutherglenGer72
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This is another big question! Is this an Ayrshire thing??I’d want some paramilitary standard pest controllers out on site if my shite was vanishing from the cludgie without a flush. WTF is down there?
Pretty windy tbh, took the dog out for a walk he had a shit and I can't find the said shit, just flew out his arse and vanished.
Not good.
Post of the year that is mate.
Prestwick Bear
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Stevie13000
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Pretty windy tbh, took the dog out for a walk he had a shit and I can't find the said shit, just flew out his arse and vanished.
Not good.
What is your dogs favourite book, gone with the wind ?
Prestwick Bear
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He cannae read mate.
RutherglenGer72
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You or the dug? More big feckin questions
Prestwick Bear
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Be prepared next time you take the dug out when it's blowing a hoolie in Ayrshire:
carlosapicella
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Well Johnnie as I said,unless your a dog owner you just won't get it?lol xx
