The julie cacking himself thread where he boasts (and lies) that he's a £7m internationalist to the Livingstone players got me thinking.
My favourite 'put down' is the Alan Hutton story.
Down at the Rangers end near the corner flag Alan intercepts an attack and successfully plays the ball to safety. Opposition forward for insignificant diddy club says to Alan: "your a dick!"
Alan retorts: "my Bentley says I'm not!"
My favourite 'put down' is the Alan Hutton story.
Down at the Rangers end near the corner flag Alan intercepts an attack and successfully plays the ball to safety. Opposition forward for insignificant diddy club says to Alan: "your a dick!"
Alan retorts: "my Bentley says I'm not!"