TimzRFudz
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Came on to post this. A picture can say a thousand words.
Boyd couldn't lace it.
Avril on Michael stewart
Just spat my drink out!!!Heard this years ago from a friend of John Brown. Rangers are playing the scum at the glitter dome and the players are out warming up. McCoist and Mo Johnston are warming up near the halfway line. In the scum half near the halfway line Shitey Galloway is warming up. During that week a story had broke that the vermin were trying to offload him to a team like Notts County or similar for £50,000.
McCoist shouts to Mo, "I see Celtic are trying to sell that Galloway guy." Galloway's ears obviously prick up. Mo shouts back to Ally, "Aye I heard that, Notts County or somebody, there only wanting £50,000." Ally returns with, "Mon me and you'll buy him and he can dae oor gerdins."
Ally Mccoist tried to spin a defender but the move never worked. The defender told him "I've seen that too many times on the telly." Later on Ally scored and as he jogged past the boy he said to him "you'll have seen that on the telly a few times as well!".
Copyright Hamish Imlach circa 1964.I know it’s not football but the best put down I heard was the wee guy up the Savoy one night
“Haw darling I think you’re wan in a million”
“So’s your chances son!”
Least Levein dishes it out evenly to everyone, dont mind that at all. He's a fanny but entertaining at times.Kudos to Levein, he stands up for what he says and I enjoy some of his interviews.
of course when he’s not going mental about us.
It was neither of the Keans. Btw only Roy played in that game It was in fact Craig Bell-end who made the remarkCan't beat Robbie (or was it Roy) Keane telling the Clyde players that he made more in an hour than they did in a week. We know who had the last laugh there, not very good value for money were the Keane's...
Cheating here but my favourite is from the world of cricket. Player 1- Why are you such a fat bastard?
Player 2- Because every time I shag your wife I eat a biscuit...
Bellamy never played in that game. Roy Keane made his debut.It was neither of the Keans. Btw only Roy played in that game It was in fact Craig Bell-end who made the remark
One of his mothers old slippers.
Not the same incident. The one before the England game was he called Forsyth a cart horse compared to Martin Buchan , who he said was a thoroughbred. Big Tam was selected in front of Buchan who was Dochertys player. Forsyth then produced the match winning tackle on Channon.He said that before a Scotland v England game about Tam Forsyth mate and Tam made that tackle on Channon to shut the fecker up
That must've given him the stump.No professional but when I was playing in South Africa, we used to have a wee guy from Glasgow called Scott upfront, he was a right cheeky wee bassa, but some finisher. Finished top scorer in the league every season. We were in the top three teams in the league. One of the other teams was from a Portuguese neighborhood in Johannesburg. Their captain was about 6 foot 4 center back and a right nasty bastard, dirty as, and always trying to wind up the wee fella upfront.
The big center back had his right arm amputated from the elbow down.....
After a fiercely contested game in which we won 1-0, and the wee fella had been battered about by this big lump of lad. Scott walked up to big guy and was telling him well played mate, well played while tucking his hand under his elbow and making a shaking elbows gesture to him.......the big man did not take it too well and a fracas ensued I was pissing myself
That was Alan Lamb and I think the actual quote was ‘she gives me a biscuit’. I think the Aussie guy was one of the Chapells.
Bellamy never played in that game. Roy Keane made his debut.
At least THEY did.Two brothers on opposite teams in an Aussie rules match.....One is lining up to take a shot at goal and the other brother says to him " Oi my dad fu**ed your mum", they both had a laugh
Not fitba, or even sport but Dennis Pennis told Joan Collins at the Milan Film festival 'Hey Joan, you look a million lire'.I know it’s not football but the best put down I heard was the wee guy up the Savoy one night
“Haw darling I think you’re wan in a million”
“So’s your chances son!”
It was in the paper as Hutton,he was meant to has thrown a handful of change at the bouncer aswell!Heard the exact same story but it was Maurice Ross who got the KB in the version I was told.
It was twenty pound notesIt was in the paper as Hutton,he was meant to has thrown a handful of change at the bouncer aswell!
The punchline is "every time I shag your wife she gives me a biscuit."Cheating here but my favourite is from the world of cricket. Player 1- Why are you such a fat bastard?
Player 2- Because every time I shag your wife I eat a biscuit...
BrilliantBoyd couldn't lace it.
I absolutely love the contempt Naismith has for that mob. He f()cking hates them.
Naismith to Majstorovic - "F%ck off you ya baldy c%nt"