Best Short-Lived Chants

A favourite of mine which I was always asked to sing on the supporters bus was ———-
I married a fenyan her name was Maguire - you know the rest followed by the next verses

i then married a fenyan her name was McGee
She ordered my flute to be buried at sea
And as it was sinking I heard the old noise
Was the old orange flute playing The Protestant Boys

i was walking through Brigton one Saturday night
when up came a fenyan he asked me to fight
I pulled out my bayonet as quick as a flash
shouting young young Derry young Derry ya bass

The next to approach me was six foot four
I picked up my hatchet and he hit the floor
He was screaming and dying and rolling in pain
So I picked up my hatchet and hit him again

Cmon you young proddies now you must maintain
There is nothing like a proddie on this earth shall reign
We’ll fight for old Ulster were loyal and true
We’ll fight for the Rangers and the red, white and blue

Changed days ??;)

I was singing that in Manchester the night before the final after a long, long journey down and night on the town :)).
 
That Carlos Cuellar song mentioned a few times (i want curly hair too) was for Christian Dailly. West Ham fans used to sing it.

Cuellar's song was about having the f***ed teeth.
 
Different times when growing up in the 70's it was.

"Paul Wilson, he's jungle fresh..."

Must add, this was by far 'not the best' choice of chant.
 
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We’ve got Ally, f@ck yir Mo.....

One number eight, there’s only one number eight....

Two of my auld favourites. Frank McGarvies wife has already been mentioned.
 
I quite liked:

F**k you Celtic you'll never win away, never win away (repeat)

Their usual European travels without a win.
 
Could ye go a chicken supper Mo's dug......


When Mo Johnston was at Celtic he was the victim of a house break in, despite having a guard dog Doberman charged with looking after the place.
 
Celtic get battered everywhere they go. After they had took a pasting in lazio was one of my favourites in recent years. Also if we were in grounds this season singing here we go ten in a row would of been superb ripping the sheer pish out of them

I swear that one and Barisic’s song were the only two sang in Porto that whole trip haha.

Couldn’t get either out my head for weeks after it :))
 
To the tune of Oasis 'Don't look back in anger'

Can't remember the full lyrics but wen't along the lines of So Tommy can wait, Now we got 8, It'll be nine in a row, so don't look back you wanker etc
Was it not Peter grants and wanker and so’s mcstay....
 
‘Shagged in the valleys, she’s getting shagged in the valleys.’
Hartsons marital problems in the paper the morning of a game at Parkhead.

Could ye go a Coca Cola Paul McStay? The week after the Raith penalty defeat.

Flys in the sugar bowl, sh sh shhhhh. %^*& yer Joe Miller. - a wee punter in the enclosure livening up a routine game.
 
After losing to raith at Ibrox in Coca Cola cup
‘Would you like a Coca Cola Paul Mcstay?’ To the tune of she’s coming round the mountain
And also ‘ mcstay missed a penalty, mcstay missed a penalty’ to tune of go west
 
There's going to be another Birmingham. - was the chant that used to start in the late 70'if thing were starting to get a bit feisty. Reference to the Villa v Rangers crowd trouble.
 
What was the chant based on the tune of 'daydream believer by the monkees?


'Oh what can it mean, to a sad feenyin bastard and a shite football team'?
 
6 foot 2, eyes are blue, big Scott Nisbet's after you....

I've never felt more like singing the blues, when Rangers put 5 past Ian Andrews.....
 
There’s only one Paulo di Canio,
He speaks italiano,
He likes his pasta and he’s a f****n bastard,
Walking in a Laudrup wonderland.
 
Aberdeen Aberdeen cannae beat a jelly bean, Celtic cannae score at a' because Rangers are the best of a'.
Not many will remember that one, you'd need to have been in my Primary 4 class one Thursday in September.
 
I was walking down London rd swinging a chain
Along came a feni@n and asked me my name
So i kicked him on the balls and kicked him on the head
Now that feni@n is dead
 
There’s only one nacho novo
He said no to the provo
Said no thanks
You bunch of wanks
Bouncing in a novo wonderland

side note I can’t wait till we sign someone else with curly hair.
 
Who the f..hell are we
Shall we tell them
We are the boys in blue and white we love to sing we love to fight
Rangers nananana f the IRA
 
Tell all the time you know
That were Manchester bound and their no
We’ll be having some fun
In the rovers return
And they’ll be singing that Chesney must go
 
The Blue Order singing ‘ginger hair is unacceptable’ to a Celtic fan, followed immediately by ‘Chrissie Burke, strawberry blonde’. Some Celtic fans applauded this, which made me hate them even more.
 
We stole all yer tatties

Parkhead Feb 2001 after they had postponed a memorial service at Carfin Grotto with the irish PM for the potato famine.
 
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