Brandon Barkers hair

[BluenoseMark]

I've just been catching up on some RTV interviews, and after watching BB's interview, I'm left puzzled by that barnet.

It looks like a combover that 'The Baldy Man' wished he had.
Like some sort of birds nest papped on his head.

If you look close you can see a clear divide between fringe and hairline. Almost as if he's grown his fringe on the side of his head and then wrapped it around, turban-like.
https://rangers.co.uk/tv/view?it=17566&act=view&c=News&s=

Please note, this is light-hearted banter. Don't get your knickers in a twist

 

[Laidlaw Loyal]

I've just been catching up on some RTV interviews, and after watching BB's interview, I'm left puzzled by that barnet.

It looks like a combover that 'The Baldy Man' wished he had.
Like some sort of birds nest papped on his head.

If you look close you can see a clear divide between fringe and hairline. Almost as if he's grown his fringe on the side of his head and then wrapped it around almost turban-like.
https://rangers.co.uk/tv/view?it=17566&act=view&c=News&s=

Please note, this is light-hearted banter. Don't get your knickers in a twist

Thank %^*& for a fun post! Yes, it's a mess. I might not have his income but my hair is thick and luscious, haha

 

[WinkieWATP]

Let's hope Bobby Charlton is his long lost father nad he is half the player his old man was

 

[mkgers]

I don't think you're allowed to make a post on here if It doesn't contain a list of things we can't do

 

[Daz1690]

I applaud you for changing the subject this evening, wish others would follow suit.

 

[Scrubs UK]

His hair needs a song, tbh.

 

[Corporal Clegg]

We're up to our knees in mad toupees.

 

[Dave570]

I applaud you for changing the subject this evening, wish others would follow suit.

It was about his hair not his suit.

 

[Realger34]

We're up to our knees in mad toupees.

Ha ha brilliant

 

[rossgers]

He has the worst hairdo in the squad, Even worse than Borna. What the %^*& are they doing before training? The shower products need reviewed. Is this another onereous contract signed by the spivs?

 

[WinkieWATP]

Was it shaved into the I prefer men when he played for Hibs?

 

[mkgers]

He has the worst hairdo in the squad, Even worse than Borna. What the %^*& are they doing before training? The shower products need reviewed. Is this another onereous contract signed by the spivs?

Mumsnet's that way - - - - - - - - >

 

[mdingwall]

First sensible post since around noon.

 

[Superrangers]

I don't think you're allowed to make a post on here if It doesn't contain a list of things we can't do

Or calling our fans scum.

 

[Superrangers]

We're up to our knees in mad toupees.

Watch out, the wigs will threaten you with legal action.

 

[My boy Blu]

I've just been catching up on some RTV interviews, and after watching BB's interview, I'm left puzzled by that barnet.

It looks like a combover that 'The Baldy Man' wished he had.
Like some sort of birds nest papped on his head.

If you look close you can see a clear divide between fringe and hairline. Almost as if he's grown his fringe on the side of his head and then wrapped it around, turban-like.
https://rangers.co.uk/tv/view?it=17566&act=view&c=News&s=

Please note, this is light-hearted banter. Don't get your knickers in a twist

While I admire your willingness to change the subject. The part above really worries me. Unless, of course, you are a woman or a homosexual man.

 

[mdingwall]

We're up to our knees in mad toupees.

Genius.

 

[Cutty/Young]

We're up to our knees in mad toupees.

Surrender or it's dyed, for we are the baldy Brigton boys.

 

[BluenoseMark]

His hair needs a song, tbh.

All together now.

The cry was no comb-overs...

 

[BluenoseMark]

While I admire your willingness to change the subject. The part above really worries me. Unless, of course, you are a woman or a homosexual man.

You must be easily worried.

I was trying to be descriptive.

 

[Texas ranger]

Mess or not, I just wish I had the hair to weave some creative fashion statement out of.

 

[vinnie]

Never mind the barnet, that bum-fluff helmet strap has to go!

 

[Texas ranger]

Hair bear boys.

In the Rangers squad noo, I’m the one player who
Stays at home every night, combing left, combing right

And it still looks like s***e
So don't yell
HELP! HELP! here come the bears,
HELP! HELP! here come the bears,
HELP! HELP! here come the bears,

I’ll get my coat.

 

[rfcjonnya]

Hair today, gone tomorrow...only wrote that because I didn't know what to say and wanted to be a part of the only thread worth reading today.

 

[Truffle Shuffle]

Any pictures for us without RTV?

 

[3cheers.Rfc]

Being a fellow baldy I feel we also need to include Greg Stewart in this thread.

 

[My boy Blu]

You must be easily worried.

I was trying to be descriptive.

Nah just getting defensive because I also have a terrible combover .

 

[Phantom Jack]

Brandon Barnet.

 

[WATP_74]

Appalling conditions and weather in that East Fife game, but he looked really rusty when he came on.

 

[Daviecooperloyal18]

Being another baldy he really needs to get pinned down and the rest shaved off. Or get over to Turkey for a transplant.

 

[Crispy Bacon]

Appalling conditions and weather in that East Fife game, but he looked really rusty when he came on.

Defo not rusty, dark brown.

 

[colincolincolinstein]

His hair needs a song, tbh.

There's only one Brandon Barker
He never goes to the barber
His hair gets arranged
It's time it was changed
If he gets it shaved look a younger man

 

[Ali Baba]

Hair bear boys.

In the Rangers squad noo, I’m the one player who
Stays at home every night, combing left, combing right

And it still looks like s***e
So don't yell
HELP! HELP! here come the bears,
HELP! HELP! here come the bears,
HELP! HELP! here come the bears,

I’ll get my coat.

I like this one.Im old enough to mind it.

 

[colincolincolinstein]

Hair bear boys.

In the Rangers squad noo, I’m the one player who
Stays at home every night, combing left, combing right

And it still looks like s***e
So don't yell
HELP! HELP! there go the hairs,
HELP! HELP! there go the hairs,
HELP! HELP! there go the hairs,

I’ll get my coat.

Slight tweak if I may?

 

[Barry]

The sooner the lad gets a crew cut the better. His barnet is almost as bad a Thumbheids!

 

[possilbear2]

Maybe he's going for the Donald Trump look.

 

[Maturebear63]

ffs If I had hair I would look after it.

 

[Maturebear63]

We're up to our knees in mad toupees.

Winning post.

 

[Virgil Hilts]

His hair needs a song, tbh.

Keep it pc.

 

[KGR98]

Looks like he's got rid of his chin strap and has a full head of hair in the recent open training video

 

[Garribaldy]

After the thread in the lounge a few days ago I thought when reading this thread title that the op was after a name change.

 

[longtimedead]

Because he’s worth it .......

 

[johnnylittle]

The sooner the lad gets a crew cut the better. His barnet is almost as bad a Thumbheids!

Impossible.

 

[Yer da]

I've never understood why people cling onto a shite hairdo when they're going bald. It looks worse than just shaving it.

Full head of hair loyal

 

[johnnylittle]

When he signed for the gers, I posted on here that "he needs to get rid of that ugly hairy chinstrap"

3 days later, a report in the papers that he had shaved his beard.
Hmm, I wonder. Welcome anyway Brandon.

 

[Sasquatch]

His hair needs a song, tbh.

And my vosene said to me, I must rinse out carefully, then blow-dry with a comb in my hand....

 

[KensingtonBlue]

There comes a time in every thinning man’s life where clinging on starts to look pathetic, and he really has to just shave it off (or head to Turkey).

Barker has reached that point. Scott Arfield and Greg Stewart should take note too.

 

[eyalluvitt]

Bad , bad use of the comb , no curlers to sadden my eyes.

 

[Albertz Left Peg]