Bruno Alves : Pepe Would Enjoy It Here

[basiltherat]

Thought CR7 was a Honda

Nah it was that plastic thing with the washing machine engine that was the future of transportation according to Clive Sinclair

 

[NovaBears2]

Wikipedia

"On 4 July 2017, Turkish Süper Lig side Beşiktaş J.K. announced the signing of Pepe on a free transfer from Real Madrid.[43] He would earn €9.5 million in total during the 2-year contract, plus €4,000 for each match."

We would have to hope that he hates life in Turkey and is willing to take a big pay cut. But if Bruno keeps selling us to his mates then who knows.

 

[1Hamburg]

Anyone else getting a bit of a stauner imagining Pepe kicking f*ck out of thumbheid in front of the Copeland??

My mate Arne has one

 

[numberonecynic]

“It’s important for the players, the club, the coach.

What about the fans Bruno?

 

[Thetinman]

After seeing a few of his YouTube vids he does seem a tad excitable.
Would love to see him in royal blue, but I doubt we could ever afford his wages even if he was available.
Would get sent off in his first game

 

[Talktalk]

Anyone else getting a bit of a stauner imagining Pepe kicking f*ck out of thumbheid in front of the Copeland??

Where is this Copeland you talk about ?

 

[bilkobear]

Pepe, ...... one complete dirty, cheating, infuriating wind up merchant.

When does he sign.

 

[ItsInTheNet]

Pepe, ...... one complete dirty, cheating, infuriating wind up merchant.

When does he sign.

Been way too long since we had all of those components in a player... Cmon in Pepe, you know it makes sense

 

[Cyriel Todder]

Fair enough. However calling a player Cr7 or R9 sums up the Fifa generation. I honestly spoke to a wee guy who thought playing Fifa was a sport

Ronaldo was R9 20 year ago. That’s what his brand was.

 

[Paisley Ger]

I’m so glad we managed to land this guy, and let’s not forget he missed the first game of the season against the mentally challengeds. He could well be the man who can make a difference for us

Think we'll need another 5 or 6 to make a noticeable difference. The current team is miles away from challenging Celtic for a domestic trophy - that has been evident since the start of the season and was brutally reinforced today.

 

[Union Jack]

He speaks well and if he can bring a world class mate or two to the club then they are all welcome
Getting the last year or two of Ronaldo's career would send the press into meltdown here

Whit? You need yer head looked at mate. Ronaldo!!!!