Celtic certificate of appreciation

[daven37]

Actually dressing it up in the hope folk frame them instead of taking more money from them

That's what am thinking - unless am missing something.

 

[remembertheepoch]

Proud to be one club since 1994

Or 2008

 

[Brian Laudrup]

Still living rent free in their heads I see

 

[L&D RSC]

Just got one of these in my mail for previous owner. Was with two similar envelopes so got opened without even looking. Didn't know they were of that persuasion when I bought the house but a lot of things make sense now

No forward address for them so it's going in the bin.

Dont bin it mate.

Find someone willing to go to their store. Use the voucher (not a penny more) and then burn whatever they get.

Takes another £50 from them, and gives you a firepit to sit nexr to watching the euros with a beer.

 

[dunkin45]

As an English teacher can I just add that a comma after One Club is laughable.

 

[mdingwall]

As an English teacher can I just add that a comma after One Club is laughable.

Too much time on your hands Bro

 

[L&D RSC]

These sort of things usually come signed by the manager/chairnan/CEO etc....

But they hate everyone at the club so much, they have had to sign it from the club itself lol

 

[StuGers]

Celtic certificate of appreciation
Could they not have made it £55 jus to make their humiliation complete?

I like the way they’ve tried to score out their name but forgot to do it in the ‘dear’ section.

 

[jf1960]

Celtic certificate of appreciation
Could they not have made it £55 jus to make their humiliation complete?

I'm glad they said " One Club since 1888 "
How pathetic can they get

 

[Arkanoid]

Broke them into a million tiny pieces

 

[47blue]

Bribery.

 

[Coallie]

One club since 1888. That’s about the only thing they’ve got left. Balloons

From 1888 till 1994 , from the Celtic Athletic club Ltd . To Celtic FC PLC ,They don't mention that but , there club is in meltdown yet they still have cheap digs at us to appease the filth supporters they have no class & very unprofessional as a company .

 

[RoyalBlue1]

I was ready to laugh at this then I saw a Rangers email asking for £35 for a photo with a trophy!!!

 

[Bobby Russell's Perm]

That'll buy a lot of potatoes.

 

[Bobby Russell's Perm]

They’ll be asking if they can use it in The Rangers Superstore!!!

 

[TCWNS1872]

One club since 1888. Pathetic arseholes. One club but several companies. Shhhhhh. Don’t tell anyone though.

Surely it should read: One entity since 1888.

 

[Mexi]

Kid's strips don't count. They were never part of that One Club

 

[ForGodForCountryForever]

£50 voucher can only be used instore
£50 voucher can only by used in £150+ spend
£50 voucher can only be used on Mondays
£50 voucher is actually worth £5 when used

Always read the small print.

 

[sg9375]

“One club” your damn right the “one club” with the Most paedo’s in world sport.

 

[BA_Barracus]

Scum certificate of appreciation = Giro

 

[BN94]

https://imgur.com/a/nTvDXEq

 

[Timardim]

They're welcome to be one club .....who the fcuk would want to be associated with terrorist supporting paedophile scum.

 

[Huckleberry]

Patronising arseholes and will be lapped up by the shameless, a club like no other indeed.

 

[Wilkinsvolley]

They’re absolutely desperate.

Celtic certificate of appreciation
Could they not have made it £55 jus to make their humiliation complete?

 

[lumbear1872]

I was ready to laugh at this then I saw a Rangers email asking for £35 for a photo with a trophy!!!

If you don't want it don't get it.

 

[Rangerista]

This "One Club" mantra that they continuously push nowadays hasn't been thought through, when in another office in the Piggery they're issuing press releases using the term "Separate Entity".

To coin a phrase, they really are a club like no other.

 

[monkey magic]

Scum fans always go the extra mile......

Special customers can receive a free bolt for their neck from the metal fences they were throwing at The Piggery if they sign up early. lol

 

[RoyalBlue1]

If you don't want it don't get it.

Fuckin dry up

 

[Coopers left foot.]

I was ready to laugh at this then I saw a Rangers email asking for £35 for a photo with a trophy!!!

Bargain!

 

[Prestwick_ Bear]

They’re absolutely desperate.

Yip.

 

[Coopers left foot.]

Fuckin dry up

They're right though!

 

[Carlton The Bear]

Dont bin it mate.

Find someone willing to go to their store. Use the voucher (not a penny more) and then burn whatever they get.

Takes another £50 from them, and gives you a firepit to sit nexr to watching the euros with a beer.

How many soft toy Hoopy the Huddle Hounds could be strapped to a firework rocket for £50?

 

[Baloo72]

What do we get?

 

[Barcelona Bandit]

Celtic certificate of appreciation
Could they not have made it £55 jus to make their humiliation complete?

CERTIFIED!

 

[1BrianLaudrup]

daft cunts not blocked out his name on the "dear" line but has everywhere else

You're assuming Patrick is his last name, I think

 

[Mexi]

It's like the glory days of the Grants and Kellys

 

[vinnie]

I love that they run this one club shite internally too, even when we're not supposed to see it.

They really are the example, of "if you keep saying something, it'll be believed eventually".

 

[G-Hallbear]

Jamie Patrick 100% gets called “jai pee” .

 

[Buffalobluebear]

One club since 1888

except for that wee blip in the 90’s when the bunnet fae Canada had to save us

apart from that, the same club since 1888

oh and the whole Separate Entity FC thing to cover up the child abuse

That and Fergus saving us, apart from those 2 things the same club since 1888

 

[Govan36]

One club since 1888. That’s about the only thing they’ve got left. Balloons

Did they not change it to 1887 ? Or was that just to "celebrate" 2 centenaries ?

 

[Govan36]

As posters have mentioned earlier, they really don't want them to use it. Some team has sat down and thought out exactly how to set out this letter. "Don't call it a voucher, call it a certificate (insert lennys air quotes)." Putting the badge across it so they need to rip it in half also done on purpose.

Is this the £50 voucher they can only use in the club shop ?

 

[Angus Og]

What do we get?

Steven Gerrard.

 

[monkey magic]

Tbf, some of them should have got a certificate for record-breaking 200 metre dashes when chasing the team bus. lol

 

[CheltBlue]

Proud to be one club since 1994

Proud to be one club and various separate entities.

 

[uml]

 

[Orangie]

Another laugh at them

 

[Tailwind]

Just got one of these in my mail for previous owner. Was with two similar envelopes so got opened without even looking. Didn't know they were of that persuasion when I bought the house but a lot of things make sense now

No forward address for them so it's going in the bin.

Put it on eBay for £40

 

[Vallance]

Dear Supporter...here's some dug-shite with glitter on it.

 

[Shengus Malengus]

They’re absolutely desperate.

As my wee Ma would have said "Yer damn tooting"

 

[the_baron]

You just know they will hit out with "record breaking sales of the new home shirt" in a few weeks with no mention of the fact they are practically giving them away.