Celtic fan writes the greatest sentence ever seen

Pull the other one. Conjecture has three syllables. No tramp came up wi that. More likely to say 'this is pyoor fact an at'.
 
That is proper accidental partridge. Genius.

The best comedy writers on the planet would struggle to better that line.
 
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Mmm hate to say this but perhaps this is why the Pope wasn't keen on them learning to read and write. Thank God I was brought up properly
 
Love this reply on the twitter thread:

"you should ask someone with an HNC from cardonald college to explain what conjecture means to this guy. He clearly needs it".

I wonder who he could possibly have in mind?
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Reminds me of Dr Fox on Brass Eye:

“Paedophiles have more genes in common with crabs than they do with you and me. Now that’s a scientific fact: there’s no real evidence for it, but it is scientific fact.”
 
It’s the crackpot James Forrest

Hi James :))
He is the most insanest of insane Timothy out there, even more mentally ill than the illest one out there, mad mental ill phil.
Hell, he’s even more stupid than the stupidest shellick fan out there, the guy who is the head of them all, the wonderfully idiotic mad Jhoe!!!

that’s how mental James Forrest is.

the sentence that this thread is about sums the fuckwits up perfectly.

senseless, stupid and pointless, all while trying to appear to be intelligent in some way.

the dumbest fans on gods green earth.
 
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