Celtic - funniest moments

Press conference in Bairds. Celtic supporters club the following week - where Big Finbar threw Keevins out.

Anything Jhoe the Bhigot writes.

Remember when big Bobo was in dispute, he refused to go on loan to Birmingham. Ronnie "Crespo" Cully wrote:
"Bobo Balde has ruled himself out of Celtic's Euro squad by refusing to go on loan to Birmingham".........
How could he be in their Euro squad if he was at Birmingham?????

Euro snub for frozen out Balde

  • Evening Times
  • 12 Sep 2008
  • By RONNIE CULLY
BOBO BALDE’S refusal to move to Birmingham during the summer transfer window has cost him his place in Celtic’s Champions League squad.
The 33-strong Hoops group registered with Uefa for the competition which kicks off next week includes nine defenders, among them Jo Doumbe and Paul Caddis.
But Balde is out, which means even if Celtic suffer a spate of injuries to centrebacks Gary Caldwell, Stephen McManus, Glenn

Again in the Dalgleish era, Terry McDermott given the job of "Social Convener".

There must be much, much more..........
 
Investing in films.
Providing seating for tarpaulins.
Three names
Honkytonk’s teeth
Lamberts teeth
Lennon’s teeth
Bloostained.
4rd
Fanny smell letters.
 
I read of a bus load of tramps turning up in the wrong city for a European game during the 80's,.might have been a pre season friendly.
 
One that I always remember is Tom Boyd chasing Lovenkrands, you see him wave for help as he slowly fades from the screen but looks to be falling as well.
 
Working on a small project at the moment and looking for some examples of Celtic players being so stupid you would almost think they were either taking the piss of undercover Rangers staff.

thinking like Anton Rohan’s handball, Brian O’Neill falling over etc.

What ones can you think of?
The guy getting the “Terry Munro “tattoo
 
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McCann isn't in posession, the ball isn't heading twoards goal - if Kerr hadn't caught it he could have chested it and kicked it away.
But he didn't. Dallas bottled that decision but to be fair, given what had already happened, I can understand why he took the easy decision.
 
Remember they printed a poster of one of their Chinese player Du Wei in the program but they got him mixed up with one of their Japanese players and printed the wrong name.
 
Some classics there but for an absolute laugh out loud moment *nothing* can ever beat the look on Rogan’s face. Comical handball and then *that* face
 
The Celtic fans who ripped off another supporter for his kid's Old Firm tickets and the kids were called Bokey and Mo I think..?

The Celtic dogs that died a week after each other..? He bought a German Shepherd to protect his Rottweiler from being attacked by Rangers fans..?

Boe and Mokey - all played out in front of Twitter. Laugh? I nearly bought someone a pint!

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Has to be the infamous Scott Mcdonald double when they chucked the league.

I was in my local boozer (mixed support) and had taken no end of pelters and had to endure them singing and dancing all through the match (or at least 80 minutes of it). After his first goal I didn’t even turn around (the boozer had the poet game on one big screen at one end, and our game on a big screen at the other end). Up until he scored his second, I was still sure they’d come back to win, so I didn’t take the opportunity to gloat.

Needless to say, the gloating soon started.

Looking back, I’ve no idea why I even went in the boozer before the game, or why I stayed when they went 1 up. I had absolutely zero belief that we were winning that title.

But boy am I glad I did. I don’t believe in omens or the like, but something somewhere tells me I went that day for a reason, despite being a non-believer
 
The disco lights
Operation Tango
Boyata at the piggery last season getting injured trying to catch Kent cracked me up too
 
BBC Radio Scotland gloating and laughing during commentary when the Timpanzees were all but through away in Europe against a French team, only to concede a last minute penalty and be eliminated. :))
 
Clyde in the Scottish Cup

Marko Viduka going awol and coming back as Mark Viduka

PVH saying the homeless couldn’t live on Celtics wage offer
 
Rab Douglas - every game he played
Sutton gagging to get sent off
Lustig looking to leave park x 2
Scott brown trying to tackle/injure Barca player and left looking like a fool
Sutton Dunfermline interview
Samaras running the ball out the park
Lennon kicking the bottles of juice v ICT
Rod stewart drawing the cup matches

Just off top of my head
 
McCann isn't in posession, the ball isn't heading twoards goal - if Kerr hadn't caught it he could have chested it and kicked it away.
If he hadn’t caught it he could have chested it? How on Earth is that a defence. What am I missing here?

If I wasn’t offside I could have been onside.
 
When we won the league at the paedodome and a giro chaser fell from the main stand. As he gets stretchered off in a neck brace he's trying to pump up the crowd
 
Working on a small project at the moment and looking for some examples of Celtic players being so stupid you would almost think they were either taking the piss of undercover Rangers staff.

thinking like Anton Rohan’s handball, Brian O’Neill falling over etc.

What ones can you think of?
Working on a small project at the moment and looking for some examples of Celtic players being so stupid you would almost think they were either taking the piss of undercover Rangers staff.

thinking like Anton Rohan’s handball, Brian O’Neill falling over etc.

What ones can you think of?
Simple one their existence is a joke
 
Arsenal being convinced there was an accidental extra zero on the faxed bid for Martin Hayes (surely it must be £65k!).

Wayne Biggins

Second hand Hampden lights

Jeanette Findlay

The Beazer Homes main stand
 
Has to be the infamous Scott Mcdonald double when they chucked the league.

I was in my local boozer (mixed support) and had taken no end of pelters and had to endure them singing and dancing all through the match (or at least 80 minutes of it). After his first goal I didn’t even turn around (the boozer had the poet game on one big screen at one end, and our game on a big screen at the other end). Up until he scored his second, I was still sure they’d come back to win, so I didn’t take the opportunity to gloat.

Needless to say, the gloating soon started.

Looking back, I’ve no idea why I even went in the boozer before the game, or why I stayed when they went 1 up. I had absolutely zero belief that we were winning that title.

But boy am I glad I did. I don’t believe in omens or the like, but something somewhere tells me I went that day for a reason, despite being a non-believer
Had a gentleman's £100.00 bet from back in the February/March, (absolutely pissed one Fri night, and the no surrender head on) with a tim i grew up with. Down the pub on the Sunday, ton in back pocket ready to honour said bet. Since then have saw the guy once at a funeral - totally ignored me. You live and learn.
 
Had a gentleman's £100.00 bet from back in the February/March, (absolutely pissed one Fri night, and the no surrender head on) with a tim i grew up with. Down the pub on the Sunday, ton in back pocket ready to honour said bet. Since then have saw the guy once at a funeral - totally ignored me. You live and learn.
I hope the part you “lived and learned” from was not the placing of the bet, but socialising with them in general :)
 
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