Almost two weeks after the final whistle went on the last Old Firm game of 2018, it is incredible to think that we're still talking about the referee.
The manufactured outrage over John Beaton's apparent leniency towards
Alfredo Morelos is beyond a joke and you need to question the motives behind some of it.
There's no anti-
Celtic bias; no 'Operation Stop the Ten' and no grand conspiracy against the team that have won the last seven titles on the spin.
If there actually was it must be the most poorly executed conspiracy in history given Celtic have fewer yellow and red cards than anyone in the league while
Rangers have picked up more than anyone in the league. Comfortably more.
What is weirdest about the whole carry on is the delayed reaction to Beaton's performance.
Two of those shouting loudest, Chris Sutton and John Hartson took several days after the game to even make a big deal of it.
Both were on BT Sport later that afternoon and never once even hinted there had been any controversy.
The way they are going on you'd think Beaton had missed three assaults that left players in a bloodied head rather than not needing any sort of treatment whatsoever - speaking of which, go back and watch the 'stamp' on Anthony Ralston and see if you can spot the injury Celtic claimed he sustained.
Between them, Sutton and Hartson wrote something like four different newspaper columns covering the Old Firm result and you can barely find mention of the ref.
Sutton even suggested that not sending Morelos off for a kick at Brown was "a very minor detail in the grand scheme of things".
Hartson didn't even bother mentioning it in any of his three columns.
But two weeks later they are still frothing at the mouth over the lack of action against Morelos.
The biggest takeaway from the Old Firm for me is how much winning title number 55 is going to break Celtic fans.
The meltdown has been nothing short of spectacular so far.
I expected a few days at best but we're a fortnight in and I'm not sure it has peaked yet.
It's even got to the point where crackpots online are making up stories about a vomiting bug before the game and plans to request a postponement before Brendan Rodgers bravely decided to go ahead anyway.
I can't even imagine what will happen if James Tavernier lifts the league trophy in May.
FIFA's postman might want to get started on a rigorous fitness regime - just in case.