Celtics hotel open in 9 months

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lwl

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Welcome to the Hotel Cambuslangia.

You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
 

BlueLagoonCo

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It was a pipe dream, the land they wanted to build on was an old Mine, a Geologist Report said it was dangerous because of illegal mining taking place in the past after the pit was official closed, it would require tons of Cement to make it safe. Lawwell turned to the GCC for help to fund it but with their prior dirty deals under a microscope they knocked him back.. this led him to go to the papers expressing his disgust at the Council failing to encourage regeneration of the area and job creation.
So they were involved in the illegal mining trade back in the day also?
 

EndOfDays

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How many visitors to Glasgow want to pitch up in a hotel in parkhead anyway, or govan for that matter.
 

Bumplittledipper

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In 10 years Scooby, Shaggy and the gang will be looking for clues in the decrepit forgotten spooky hotel to solve all the scandals
 

GourockBlue50

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It’s opening soon and will be hosting the premier party of the Daniel Day Lewis movie about Brother Walfrid that the Evening Times reported a few years back. It’ll also be showing Celtic playing an SPL game live from New York, also reported in the Evening Times a few years back.
Will there be highlights from the tour of Japan?
 

Bazoo

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Shíte smeared wall paper pattern in the bedrooms and genuine shíte smears on the toilet walls. Showers not connected to the water supply and soap bottles that are display only mock ups.


Your typical tarrier home from home
 

Zander73

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Can you imagine what sort of disgusting things that will go on in the septic hotel. Ffs doesn’t bare thinking about. Are they building it near a school? :oops:
 

BrownBrogues

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So they were involved in the illegal mining trade back in the day also?
No, they bought land called the Celtic Triangle, the local gypos robbed the nine to bag and sell the coal after the pit officially closed so the records of how deep the mining’s that was done are skewed. Same issue with the stadium, pumped in 1000’ tons to the foundations, why stadium has subsidence issues.
 

BlueLagoonCo

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No, they bought land called the Celtic Triangle, the local gypos robbed the nine to bag and sell the coal after the pit officially closed so the records of how deep the mining’s that was done are skewed. Same issue with the stadium, pumped in 1000’ tons to the foundations, why stadium has subsidence issues.
Interesting
 

Copland85

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Thought they already had a hotel....sex offenders wings of the Bar L....not many rooms available now by all accounts.
 

WAAP

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The building will need to be a circular structure and will be named the Huddle Hotel - better known as the Peado Ring Hostal. (I apologise if this is not funny).
The Eastern Hotel title is also available.
Added Extras - Get your car tanned for free.
 

Jamiegatami

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Would be a shame if Bears en masse booked rooms (without advance payment) and then cancelled at the last minute every time they have a game! :)
 
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