Clyde 1 Clown Call-In Clinic thread * MERGED *

[Fourladshadadream]

Looking forward to some comedy gold.
Spent more than Rangers
No shots on target
Lennon out
Out classed
Out thought
Etc etc

 

[frankie_dux]

I’m actually staying a bit later in work so I can hear this on the way home

 

[StaunchEnclosure]

I've heard it all and they're far too submissive.

I want to hear the "we've e nothing to fear... 10IAR brigade" so I can snigger

 

[nelster]

Think I shall tune in

 

[Div1872]

Laurie from Denniston must be hiding

 

[GovanDerry]

Genuinely buzzing for this tonight

 

[North East Bear]

I struggle to listen to it at times due to the cringe factor but think I need to tune in tonight!

 

[giogaddi]

Who's on? Wilson and Keevins?

 

[Prso09]

Hopefully the guy that says “know what a mean” every sentence who said they would end our season phones up

 

[Fourladshadadream]

They better have the phones in the freezer and take them out at 5.59

 

[Clementime]

Is it at 6pm?

 

[KGer29]

Hopefully Gerry the Celtic fan from Greenock phones in tonight!

 

[Mview83]

Hope they bitter bastard who Halliday took the pish out of calls in

 

[kingstonbluenose]

Laurie from Denniston must be hiding

He called in a couple of weeks ago and called Stevie G a scrap yard dealer. Spouting his usual big words pish about how they would comfortably win the league.

 

[giogaddi]

Hope they bitter bastard who Halliday took the pish out of calls in

Hahaha is Andy on? If he is I'll tune in.

 

[Deek]

Link

 

[CF3Loyal]

I wonder if anyone will mention that Neil Lennon is holding a meeting with his players to flush out the leak. Can’t imagine that will be good for squad morale and togetherness.

Looking forward to some comedy gold.
Spent more than Rangers
No shots on target
Lennon out
Out classed
Out thought
Etc etc

 

[Fourladshadadream]

I wonder if anyone will mention that Neil Lennon is holding a meeting with his players to flush out the leak. Can’t imagine that will be good for squad morale and togetherness.

Well they did leak 2 goals lol

 

[govanrear1987]

Hahaha is Andy on? If he is I'll tune in.

Will be Keevins and Alex Rae

 

[Blue Phoenix]

Is Andy H on tonight?

 

[Fourladshadadream]

Alfredo assaulted Brown.
should’ve been red.
Beaton the Hun who drinks in the crown.
This is like a Xmas special tonight

 

[CF3Loyal]

Well they did leak 2 goals lol

Haha Stevie

 

[Jack Burton]

Has anyone checked on Frank from Maryhill?

 

[BentleyBear]

I wonder if anyone will mention that Neil Lennon is holding a meeting with his players to flush out the leak. Can’t imagine that will be good for squad morale and togetherness.

I wonder if he's holding the meeting in the shower room, apparently that's where they like to do "business".

 

[Coplandbear]

Hope someone mentions Keevins and his horrible bile in his column yesterday.

 

[Stephen Johnston]

Laurie from Denniston must be hiding

He’s a fanny.

 

[JerseyLoyalist]

Looking forward to this.

 

[Grigo Yossarian]

Laurie from Denniston must be hiding

The dictionary’s on the table as we speak.

 

[Beer Belly Loyal]

Doubt there will be any pseudo Rangers fans on tonight, they'll be wanting to talk about Lennon on how he has to go.

 

[Grigo Yossarian]

Hope someone mentions Keevins and his horrible bile in his column yesterday.

What was that about CB ?

 

[Simply a Bear]

"War-chest " will be mentioned, along with , " decimated squad, basically the youth team ".

 

[Coopers left foot.]

Has anyone checked on Frank from Maryhill?

Last seen in springburn rattling a cargo.

 

[Gibraltar Loyal]

I don't normally listen but I'm helping a pal put up wetwall tonight and he's a listener, his hoose his rules I suppose.
He's a Kilmarnock supporter but tbf he follows Liverpool more.
Will certainly make the job a bit easier listening to the callers pain

 

[bLuE PirAtE]

Laurie from Dennistoun sniggered a few weeks ago when he compared Steven Gerrard to a scrap metal dealer in the transfer market. Well Laurie looks like SG has unearthed some gold nuggets. For their Laxative left back we have Glen Kamara..
Think on that Laurie.

 

[fergie1959]

Laurie from Denniston must be hiding

Leonard Sachs. Older posters will know who he is.

 

[Liviger1984]

Heading to asda for popcorn if anyone's wanting anything??

 

[BBBear]

Gonna be entertainment gold tonight - I predict the following

-how can a ref who used to be a season ticket holder at Ibrox ref our games

- if you slow it right right down and look at it from x angle , goldson is clearly offside

- how was Morelos allowed to stay on the park

- Griffiths should have had a pen, you don’t need contact to be a pen

- coronavirus rules need reviewed as they haven’t benefitted from it this time

- game will be different at Ibrox as they will have full team to choose from

- game should be replayed as leaked team
gave us an unfair advantage

yadda yadda yadda ...

 

[Junior Ganymede]

Last time I listened to Clyde, Jimmy Sanderson was still in his pomp.
Do the FF Clyde enthusiasts not get bored of listening to the same, stuck record all the time?

 

[Damsidebear]

Laurie from Dennistoun sniggered a few weeks ago when he compared Steven Gerrard to a scrap metal dealer in the transfer market. Well Laurie looks like SG has unearthed some gold nuggets. For their Laxative left back we have Glen Kamara..
Think on that Laurie.

Aeeyyyyyyyyyyy

 

[Erik Bo Selecta Anderson]

Don’t normally listen but you better believe I’ll be tuning in tonight for the glorious meltdown!

 

[giogaddi]

There will definitely be calls about Morelos. Brilliant.

 

[calderbear]

Surely he uses a lexicon or thesaurus rather than a mere dictionary.

The dictionary’s on the table as we speak.

 

[Ross_]

this will be gold .. Saturday was disappointing lunacy from them ... hopefully we get some full scale Yahoos this week - should be good when Andy H is on

 

[norm1890]

Aeeyyyyyyyyyyy

I remember Lawrie from Denniston saying it was a pleasure to be an integral part of the show - delusion at its best. Of course he said it in an erudite way.

 

[Mr Mojo risin']

any time we've beat them it usually goes along the lines of those that get through, most will say the better team won with a few moaning about refs/morelos or anything else, oddly enough its usually from tuesday onwards we get the real frothing at the mouth types

 

[Sticky Fingers]

All over it tonight. Listening to wee shoe going tonto, dalziel frothing at the mouth and guidi going mental. It’s going to be bliss. CANT wait.

 

[Coplandbear]

What was that about CB ?

Basically a full on anti Rangers rant in his column yesterday it was pure bile brought up everything post 2012 with every sly dig going.

 

[Grigo Yossarian]

Basically a full on anti Rangers rant in his column yesterday it was pure bile brought up everything post 2012 with every sly dig going.

He’s a fucking old hater mate. Obviously livid that we tanked them & looking for solace.

 

[Gio#56]

Hopefully a few Rangers fans phone in. How is going first? Paddy from croy?

 

[Grigo Yossarian]

Surely he uses a lexicon or thesaurus rather than a mere dictionary.

And it’ll be on the vanity table, not just a normal table !!!!!