Clyde 1 Clown Call-In Clinic thread * MERGED *

[Jjbscotty]

The guy on just now is an utter helmet.

 

[Peter Venkman]

Sorry, but this guys a fanny, rangers fan or not

 

[WinkieWATP]

The guy on just now is an utter helmet.

The amount of “Rangers” fans that have a problem with Morelos is staggering.

 

[Steeps the Teddy Bear]

Frank talking out the hole in his
ring piece, Rangers supporter my ring piece..fackin idiot

 

[Klos 1]

That guy Frank is a rocket. Total embarrassment.

 

[albertz81]

Frank on Clyde stuck in the 1980s thinking you can freeze your star assets out the team if they don’t sign new contracts.

Maybe he’s related to Jim McLean.

 

[Swordfish1872]

A new low for the bold Clyde 1. Sounded like they recorded Gerrard's sky interview with a Nokia 7210 and played it on air. Cheap bastards

 

[WalterLoyal]

Gordon Duncan is more of a David Turnbull fan than anything else, won’t let anyone say a bad word about him without being talked down or even the old classic of going to the travel.

He was the same with O'Donnell during the Euros. Anyone who dared to criticise him was quickly shouted down by Gordon.

 

[104Bear]

I've put a cheeky £ on Hearts to get it done tonight, I was going to take Halliday as first goal scorer but I thought that'd be taking the piss.

400/1 Halliday and 2-0

 

[jweebear]

Sorry, but this guys a fanny, rangers fan or not

Or not would be my guess

 

[Skyy Bluenose]

Yes Francis the Rangers fan, the manager should manufacture conflict in the dressing room. What an idiot.

 

[Blueblood86]

400/1 Halliday and 2-0

Hope to fxck it sails home for you mate

Edit. I'm gonna have to jump on that now.

 

[Davie86]

I'm pretty sure some of the people that call up claiming to be rangers fans are bheasts in a not too convincing disguise

 

[Barrymoped]

I’ve got my doubts about loads of supposed Rangers fans phoning in. They are either extremely thick or Shettlestons at it.

 

[Stuwatp93]

That guy Frank is a rocket. Total embarrassment.

Missed him,what was said?

 

[NDC bear forever]

WE HAVE GOT A BITTER ONE KLAXON

 

[WinkieWATP]

Oh this could be good.

Get into him Alec

 

[WinkieWATP]

Missed him,what was said?

We should get Morelos to %^*& basically.

 

[Blueblood86]

Champions.....
Thought he was gonna quote Dave king for a minute ...
Brilliant

 

[WinkieWATP]

Give that boy the captain

Fucking clown

 

[Wilkinsvolley]

This guys in an immense amount of pain!
The Rangers Radio station!
The guy from japan, what a player he’s going to be before he’s in the country.

 

[Steeps the Teddy Bear]

We're no as bad as made oot ....naw you're fackin worse ya ranting fruitcake .

 

[VMS]

What about this stupid fcker the league will be won in 4 weeks time the way they are going

 

[wee bud's pit boots]

400/1 Halliday and 2-0

What bookies did you get that in?

 

[WinkieWATP]

It’s been a hard hard summer

 

[Mr Han]

I said in another thread I'd take a scuffed, deflected winner from anyone in a maroon shirt. I want it to be given despite them being in a blatantly offside position - to get the good ship HMS Paranoia under full sail early doors.

Ma old Grandad was a massive Jambo from Gifford. Served WW2 with a squad of Jambos. In his memory I hope Hearts utterly mince Celtic.

 

[Bobby Russell's Perm]

What bookies did you get that in?

Halliday the bookmakers!!!

 

[Steeps the Teddy Bear]

It’s been a hard hard summer

It's going too be a long cold winter for the bampot.

 

[WinkieWATP]

It's going too be a long cold winter for the bampot.

Give him a thermal straight jacket.

 

[albax]

What bookies did you get that in?

Skybet

 

[WinkieWATP]

GD - Big Ange is box office

Is he aye

 

[Steeps the Teddy Bear]

Give him a thermal straight jacket.

A think the walloper is happy with the one he's wearing .

 

[HamiltonBear]

The big man (Arsefelt) should be captain.
Give Rae his due..." no-one has even clapped eyes on this guy yet"

They are fucking demented.

 

[104Bear]

What bookies did you get that in?

Sky bet

 

[Tailwind]

We're no as bad as made oot ....naw you're fackin worse ya ranting fruitcake .

Dunno whether to love, like or laugh with this post

 

[wee bud's pit boots]

Sky bet

400/1 when you'd be lucky to get a quarter those odds elsewhere?

I hope it comes up.

 

[Tailwind]

GD - Big Ange is box office

Is he aye

Aye, so was the Adventure of Pluto Nash though

 

[Steeps the Teddy Bear]

Dunno whether to love, like or laugh with this post

Happy to know mucker , but your post is more than enough lol .

 

[HamiltonBear]

GD - Big Ange is box office

Is he aye

Big Flange is the bastard ordering 20 hot dogs and 8 mega cokes at the till as you patiently wait to get a ticket at the cinema.

That's as close to box office as that clown gets.

 

[Blue Steel]

Surely one of the best moonhowling calls ever? “Celtic Da’s unite”, “the board are urinating against your trousers” and the crescendo of “the club has been ransacked by leeches and thieves”. 10/10

Double Expresso code for Half G of cooncil, Tom from Posso FFS .

 

[Blueblood86]

Halliday the bookmakers!!!

Some would say seriously underestimating the powers of angeball

Gotta be worth a punt

 

[Virgil Hilts]

Sounds like a weighted ballot FFS!

If it’s in relation to their home allocation for Dundee they are prioritising higher yield customers.

 

[WinkieWATP]

Celtic fans. Everyone of thems a prick

 

[104Bear]

400/1 when you'd be lucky to get a quarter those odds elsewhere?

I hope it comes up.

I’ve not put it on yet I’m waiting to see if Haliday starts

 

[Steeps the Teddy Bear]

Celtic fans. Everyone of thems a prick

You're too kind @WinkieWATP , you had a good day ?

 

[Govanfront]

Surely one of the best moonhowling calls ever? “Celtic Da’s unite”, “the board are urinating against your trousers” and the crescendo of “the club has been ransacked by leeches and thieves”. 10/10

That was Tommy the taxi driver that was on. To be fair he was not wrong on many of his points this occasion was he

 

[Grazey54]

That was Tommy the taxi driver that was on. To be fair he was not wrong on many of his points this occasion was he

Nah but the delivery of his points was top class. Scotland’s premier moonhowler!

 

[DorsetLoyal]

Has the Scottish Football Calls YouTube been pulled?

 

[bad boy boogie]

Sky bet

I did BTTS and 10 barriers 400/1

 

[Vallance]

I'm pretty sure some of the people that call up claiming to be rangers fans are bheasts in a not too convincing disguise

It is i, Le Clerc.