Clyde 1 Clown Call-In Clinic thread * MERGED *

[Blue As]

Aw caused by they yobs

 

[Main Stand]

They yobs n aht.

 

[Kirbys House]

Three season tickets? Fat cow

 

[Onslow52]

At last smoeone way a set of balls

 

[rangersno.1]

Hahah Mary wants numbers noo

 

[Prestwick_ Bear]

Is this a man or a woman?

It's IT.

 

[LLLG]

Mary wants all the tickets nay bother ya rampant thick mentalist.

Bwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaa

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

I've not seen this kind of expensive, brief, disappointment since I paid a month's wages to bang Michelle Thorne in the late 2000's.

Edit: In advance.

The expense was yours but the disappointment was hers, am I right?

 

[Brass_Hand]

"We've got a song we sing that goes wing, league or draw". Haha wit?

 

[dougiem]

she is crying

 

[dublinbluenose]

Why does Mary sound like John

 

[TheGerz89]

Bursting at the seems

 

[HowdenEnder]

Up and down the way Mary, not across.

 

[Sherbet Dab]

 

[Captain Cutlass]

Herry merry gonna buy aw thir season tickets!

 

[GranvillusClutterbuckus]

Mary sounds like she's weeping.

 

[Northampton_Loyalist]

Go on yersell Mary Doll!

 

[NDC bear forever]

Hahahahaha

 

[Lovenkrands]

Smelly Bernadette (Mary) on now trying to buy season tickets.

Bursting at the seams next season right you are Bernadette.

 

[Rathcoole_bluenose]

Mary doll will buy yer tickets lol

 

[Gazza4d]

"Bursting at the seams". My arse Mary Doll. It'll be a ghost town

 

[YoungGer97]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1336021175500218374

 

[Birkenshaw Bear]

Mary Mary quite contrary

 

[WinkieWATP]

Hail Mary. The mad auld cow

 

[Broom-loneranger]

These jokers are fair weather supporters. Actually pretty funny how loyal their fans really are.

 

[Prestwick_ Bear]

Hahah Mary wants numbers noo

Mary want's a freebie.

 

[Langland]

The expense was yours but the disappointment was hers, am I right?

I was delighted to be there, performance aside. Like Celtic in Milan: The first 20mins was fab.

 

[GovanFront4]

Put the phone down Mary yer brothers wanting a ride.

 

[Three-in-seven]

WTF is enhin?

Enhin, enhin.

Mary doll it’s “anything”.

 

[nelster]

Surely Gordon Duncan will ask

What have the board done wrong ?

Theyve let their staff spend 20 million on Hologram Goalkeepers. Rafael Scheidts Irish cousin and Wayne Warsaw Biggins

 

[ssblue]

Season ticket since she was 6 months old.

Sellik nappies the lot.

 

[Peter_OHanrahahanrahan]

Good idea, donate your season tickets to a raffle.

First prize a Sellik season ticket
Second prize two Sellik season tickets!

 

[Iloverangers87]

They just cut her off hahaha

 

[mck1872]

Only thing bursting at the seems are your primark jeans ya fat mentally challenged cow.

 

[Langland]

Mary Doll on.

No tryin'.

 

[KGer29]

This wee wummin is definitely greeting. She also sounds like Isa

 

[Rathcoole_bluenose]

6 months old? Hahahahaha

 

[RWL12]

Why take a baby to a game?

 

[wd1872]

Ive had a season ticket since i was 6 months old lmao

 

[Blue As]

Season ticket when a wiz 6 months old

 

[albertz is god]

a season ticket for 60 years. ffs

 

[nelster]

Mary claims shes been going since 1959

 

[Sherbet Dab]

Hahahahahah cut off hahahhhahahahha

 

[NDC bear forever]

She’s been cut off lol

 

[Main Stand]

Did they just cut her off hahahahha

 

[YoungGer97]

hahahahhahahaha they just cut her off man

 

[Coopertrueblue]

Mad Mary got cut off

 

[Langland]

Naw he disnae!

Regardless, he's 'just started the (verbal) masturbatin'

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

What did she call them?!

 

[rangersno.1]

61 aye stone ya fûckin tube what’s with the heavy breathing ya mutant