Clyde 1 Clown Call-In Clinic thread * MERGED *

[Gazza4d]

The lights at Celtic Park. Whahahaha

 

[Rangerista]

........ I've had a season ticket since I was 6 months old".

Aye right Mary!

 

[Prestwick_ Bear]

Mary cut off.

 

[WinkieWATP]

%^*& did the cut Mary off for

 

[Birkenshaw Bear]

Cut off hahahahahahah

 

[Super Cooper]

cut right off haha

 

[northsealoyal]

Don’t worry she is safe wrong sex now if it was a Sean then that would be a whole different story

 

[Langland]

hahahahhahahaha they just cut her off man

Thank you very much for the debate!

 

[bobba]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1336021175500218374

this is the sort of comedy you honestly couldn’t write

 

[longtimedead]

Season ticket since she was 6 months old.

Sellik nappies the lot.

Pish up front and shite at the back

 

[The Predator]

Hahahahaha Mary very harshly cut off for calling her follow season ticket holders fake fans

 

[rangersno.1]

Mary want's a freebie.

Couldn’t pay me to sit in the shithoose

 

[GallowgateBlue]

Mary has had a few sherries too many.

 

[Langland]

That's Mary from Penilee.

 

[Corkie]

6 months old? Hahahahaha

Mary tells porkies

 

[Peter_OHanrahahanrahan]

%^*& did the cut Mary off for

Maybe she propositioned old Four Priests.

 

[Sherbet Dab]

%^*& did the cut Mary off for

To get as many laughs in tonight as they can.

 

[Simply a Bear]

this is the sort of comedy you honestly couldn’t write

We need a kerryfail sitcom.

 

[Raffles]

Up and down the way Mary, not across.

Awe ffs, brilliant! ah cannae breathe!

 

[Ready72]

Cut her off there
Obviously fired a right few swear words down the phone

 

[Minden]

Mad Mary going to Parkhead since a fetus , Beat the pundit ! hahahaha

 

[Bknowe]

What a rant from wee Mary there.

Duncan decided she was talking so much p1sh he cut her off

 

[WinkieWATP]

That’s been 50 years with a St, 60 with a ST.

Next caller on will have benn going since 1888

 

[Dylanbear]

Wonder what she said, To be cut off.

 

[Fourladshadadream]

They turned in Rodgers
They’ve turned on Lennon
They’ve turned on Fergus McCann
They’ve turned on the current board
They’ve turned on Tierney
Everyone of them were successful for Celtic

What a great support eh

You’ll Never Walk Alone (aye right)

 

[BlueHaze]

They couldn’t celebrate nearly 9 this year because of COVID,They can head to Santa Ponsa to celebrate it next year and keep their tops on to hide their embarrassing 10 in a row tattoos.

 

[SecondBestIsNothing]

Loving this contest on who’s spent the most as a fan at Celtic. Just waiting for Declan from Croy to come on and say he bought a Regi Blinker action figure

 

[kw1872]

Bye mary hahaha get it round ye

 

[Atheist Bear]

'10 in a row' was the most important thing for most Celtic fans

He's not wrong

Doesn't it just warm the cockles of your heart?

Treble (quadruple*) treble, beating us 5-0 game after game, all meaningless.

Magic.

 

[Langland]

We need a kerryfail sitcom.

It's a show about (winning) nothing.

 

[Prestwick_ Bear]

Couldn’t pay me to sit in the shithoose

Honestly mate I'm in stitches with all this. It's fucking superb.

Mhank meltdown on a massive scale.

 

[Main Stand]

That’s been 50 years with a St, 60 with a ST.

Next caller on will have benn going since 1888

“Brother Walfrid approached me in the Clyde tunnel & offered me his charity with the proposition of starting a football team”.

 

[monkey magic]

She’s been cut off lol

That's someone's Mother, sister, lover, or all three ? lol

 

[Langland]

Loving this contest on who’s spent the most as a fan at Celtic. Just waiting for Declan from Croy to come on and say he bought a Regi Blinker action figure

I hate this patter but: 'Buckled'.

 

[Humbug]

That’s been 50 years with a St, 60 with a ST.

Next caller on will have benn going since 1888

Next caller Brer Walfrid

 

[Div1872]

Mary cut off. Shame

She obviously went OTT

 

[Nopapacnoparty]

Always with the drama this mob !!!

 

[Langland]

These jokers are fair weather supporters. Actually pretty funny how loyal their fans really are.

They're 'born into it', i.e., fans through ideological prejudice.

 

[rangersno.1]

Honestly mate I'm in stitches with all this. It's fucking superb.

Mhank meltdown on a massive scale.

Absolutely excellent listening

 

[monkey magic]

That’s been 50 years with a St, 60 with a ST.

Next caller on will have benn going since 1888

The ghost of Brother Waldo. lol

 

[Raffles]

Maybe she propositioned old Four Priests.

Oh ffs we need a vomiting emoji for that!

 

[RWL12]

Mad Mary going to Parkhead since a fetus , Beat the pundit ! hahahaha

Went with her dad.

Left inside her mum.


Doesn't know who her dad is.

 

[Broom-loneranger]

They're 'born into it', i.e., fans through ideological prejudice.

Its almost like if it wasnt for the fact they fit the mould,they wouldnt give a shit aboit the team itself

 

[GovanFront4]

That’s been 50 years with a St, 60 with a ST.

Next caller on will have benn going since 1888

"Next on the line it's Brother Walfrid..."

 

[So Mote It Be]

Mary Christmas.

 

[Captain Cutlass]

Merry wisnae cut aff!

 

[Livibear]

That noise you hear is the wailing and gnashing of the six teeth the owners of Santa Ponsa mentally challenged slop houses have between them at the thought of losing business in the summer.

 

[Sherbet Dab]

Bored, get more raging scum on.

 

[Balogun1]

Santa Ponsa must be absolutely delighted that their rhat-fest will be cancelled.

 

[HowdenEnder]

'People think I cut Mary off, I just pressed the button that cut her off!'