Clyde 1 Clown Call-In Clinic thread * MERGED *

[trevor_steven]

Got in the car when it was 2-1 to the sheep and the entire panel sounded almost suicidal.

Within 5 minutes of Celtic going ahead every single one of them was almost giddy with excitement. Hugh Keevins was screaming "that's why their champions".

When Aberdeen got the penalty at the end one of them actually said "oh no"!

Absolutely comical how biased the entire programme is but even more comical when their beloved team are performing so badly.

 

[frankie_dux]

Keevins sounds desperate for Lennon and Celtic

He is panicking

 

[david1982]

Got in the car when it was 2-1 to the sheep and the entire panel sounded almost suicidal.

Within 5 minutes of Celtic going ahead every single one of them was almost giddy with excitement. Hugh Keevins was screaming "that's why their champions".

When Aberdeen got the penalty at the end one of them actually said "oh no"!

Absolutely comical how biased the entire programme is but even more comical when their beloved team are performing so badly.

Spud but Wilson and auld Shoo were suicidal at nil nil after 30 odd mins. By that point they knew the performance was pish and points were probably going to be dropped.

 

[bkerr72]

Spew Keevins

Celtic have had it all their way.
10IAR is in jeopardy.
No shit Sherlock

Gerry phone in.
Why can we go from Rodgers to Lennon lolol

Heard a bit of it before we kicked off and he was throwing their head of recruitment under the bus its all his fault with the players that have been signed no blame for his pal of course. Been a tough week for him he was sounding awfully desperate.

 

[Madjid Moments]

Looking forward to tomorrow at 6pm.

A comfortable chair and I’ll laugh my wee heart out.

 

[Carson’s chosen few]

Got in the car when it was 2-1 to the sheep and the entire panel sounded almost suicidal.

Within 5 minutes of Celtic going ahead every single one of them was almost giddy with excitement. Hugh Keevins was screaming "that's why their champions".

When Aberdeen got the penalty at the end one of them actually said "oh no"!

Absolutely comical how biased the entire programme is but even more comical when their beloved team are performing so badly.

Just before the sheep got a pen Kevin’s spouting that “;they have got the job done and then some ,,,, leigh has repaid Neil Lennon ......... get it round ye

 

[Rodney55]

Hughs just said having no fans must be effecting Celtic.

He's nearly crying.

 

[trevor_steven]

Just before the sheep got a pen Kevin’s spouting that “;they have got the job done and then some ,,,, leigh has repaid Neil Lennon ......... get it round ye

It was brilliant, even my missus was pishing herself at them all and she has absolutely no interest in football.

 

[gersmad]

Laurie has finally found his phone!

Comprehensively humped.

He is back in jail again and had his phone taken off him.

 

[Balogun1]

Fair play to this bheggar on Snyde just now. Said Duffy looked like he was ‘pulling a horse and cart.’ More accurate than he probably intended.

 

[NDC bear forever]

Got in the car when it was 2-1 to the sheep and the entire panel sounded almost suicidal.

Within 5 minutes of Celtic going ahead every single one of them was almost giddy with excitement. Hugh Keevins was screaming "that's why their champions".

When Aberdeen got the penalty at the end one of them actually said "oh no"!

Absolutely comical how biased the entire programme is but even more comical when their beloved team are performing so badly.

If Mark Wilson said it, then it isn’t really a problem.

 

[Fourladshadadream]

Heard a bit of it before we kicked off and he was throwing their head of recruitment under the bus its all his fault with the players that have been signed no blame for his pal of course. Been a tough week for him he was sounding awfully desperate.

Was out picking the Sunday curry up.
Duffy was getting it tight again.
No pace

 

[lcpl_1st_bt_1872]

is this live on sunday? ive had a look and it doesnt look like ssb is on.

 

[Bouldy B]

is this live on sunday? ive had a look and it doesnt look like ssb is on.

Probably finished / just about to finish. They are on during the day while we are both playing.

 

[insanicdrunk]

Saturday 24th October Clyde 1 Superscoreboard Openline

Gordon Duncan, Hugh Keevins, Gordon Dalziel and Alex Rae take your calls...

aca.st

58 mins for Gerry and 1 hour 18 for Laurie

Thank you for the timings!

"will you let me finish Hugh"

"No!"

"I didnt know Strachan had weans!! "

They have ripped the piss out him!!

 

[TibbsyBear]

Thank you for the timings!

"will you let me finish Hugh"

"No!"

"I didnt know Strachan had weans!! "

They have ripped the piss out him!!

The part where he said “well I didn’t even know Strachan had any children” just reminded me of the Charlie Nicholas specsavers quote for some reason. Utterly cringeworthy but amazing at the same time.

 

[Atheist Bear]

It was brilliant, even my missus was pishing herself at them all and she has absolutely no interest in football.

My wife’s the same. A neutral when it comes to us but after the Dumbarton match that got us promoted back to the top division, she spent the night on Twitter pishing herself laughing at their tears.

 

[TranentGer]

It should be worth a wee listen tonight in my opinion, deflection mode in full flow!

 

[EEbear]

Never listened in? Just curious if you’re allowed to ask about the Celtic ‘boys club’ scandal on the show?

 

[Junior Ganymede]

Groundhog Day on here as well as SSB, it would appear.

 

[GovanFront4]

Groundhog Day on here as well as SSB, it would appear.

Listening to poets rage and foam at the mouth. Aye, shite.

 

[Madjid Moments]

Can’t wait. Might put a nappy on with the amount of laughing I’ll be doing.

 

[sg9375]

I would listen if there was a way to mute out Knew Keevins talking through his nose? Gives me the boak. Thhhheltic this and Thhhheltic that. FFS retire you old knob.

 

[DuntocherBear]

Step up John from Greenock. Open your windows when he’s on bears, you’ll hear him given how high pitched his voice is.

 

[Eighteen Seventy Two]

Never listened in? Just curious if you’re allowed to ask about the Celtic ‘boys club’ scandal on the show?

You’d need to make out you were on to make a different point firstly.

 

[Junior Ganymede]

Listening to poets rage and foam at the mouth. Aye, shite.

?

 

[GovanFront4]

?

You stated the thread was groundhog day, as if it shouldn't be mentioned. I think it's a reasonable thread to start.

 

[Hap Hapablap]

As funny as it was last week can I suggest any Bears refrain from phoning up and impersonating dejected mentally challengeds. It stops a genuine hurting Timothy getting through.

 

[coplandrearl36]

2hour show and about 3 callers, 50 adverts, with 3 dafties running it. I’m out.

 

[GovanFront4]

As funny as it was last week can I suggest any Bears refrain from phoning up and impersonating dejected mentally challengeds. It stops a genuine hurting Timothy getting through.

Remember someone phoned up some line about sexual harassment at work claiming his name was Aiden (McGeady) and Artur (Boruc) wouldn't leave him alone? Brilliant call.

 

[Junior Ganymede]

You stated the thread was groundhog day, as if it shouldn't be mentioned. I think it's a reasonable thread to start.

I disagree, so there you go.

 

[Gio#56]

Be good if someone asks abut celtic having to increase their overdraft facility by 11 million after making a near 0 profit last year. And thats them having 100m in the bank as we were told lol

 

[Main Stand]

Again, normally wouldn’t listen to this pish but will tune in tonight.

 

[Hap Hapablap]

2hour show and about 3 callers, 50 adverts, with 3 dafties running it. I’m out.

Dont forget beat the pundit and the teaser

 

[Jase]

Funny how this programme has become so popular ths last week or so.

 

[BlackIsleBlue]

Fair play to those bears that can endure it, whether we’re playing well or not.

The radio phone-in is the lowest form of media and I assume most callers are ripping the piss.

 

[monkey magic]

Be good if someone asks abut celtic having to increase their overdraft facility by 11 million after making a near 0 profit last year. And thats them having 100m in the bank as we were told lol

Shellik cash rich. Remember that horseshite from Keevins and company. lol

 

[Tagsbear]

Groundhog Day on here as well as SSB, it would appear.

If Groundhog Day consists of us doing well and laughing at their doolally fans then sign me up.

What a strange post.

 

[Five&Six]

The Blue Brothers podcast live on youtube at 8pm should also make a very good listen!

 

[Madjid Moments]

Lawrie currently sitting trying to find eloquent words for Pish, Shite and Sevco

 

[Gio#56]

Shellik cash rich. Remember that horseshite from Keevins and company. lol

yes was it 100m that was quoted?

Their latest accounts shows an increased in overdaft facility, to buffer accounts. lol

 

[Eighteen Seventy Two]

Always funny to look back on this.

 

[Recoba]

Never listened in? Just curious if you’re allowed to ask about the Celtic ‘boys club’ scandal on the show?

On the field matters only unless its about our finances.

 

[Helensburghloyal1]

Fair play to those bears that can endure it, whether we’re playing well or not.

The radio phone-in is the lowest form of media and I assume most callers are ripping the piss.

Reeking of piss you mean

 

[Junior Ganymede]

If Groundhog Day consists of us doing well and laughing at their doolally fans then sign me up.

What a strange post.

Fill yer boots. They don't interest me.

 

[monkey magic]

yes was it 100m that was quoted?

Their latest accounts shows an increased in overdaft facility, to buffer accounts. lol

Dodgy Dermuid will be digging deep into his criminal Latvian bank sooner or later.

 

[Hap Hapablap]

Fill yer boots. They don't interest me.

This thread certainly does though, you big sad sack of potatoes

 

[GovanFront4]

Shellik cash rich. Remember that horseshite from Keevins and company. lol

Did Keevins not slaughter that guy? I'm sure he called the guys figures ridiculous or laughable.

 

[Junior Ganymede]

Fair play to those bears that can endure it, whether we’re playing well or not.

The radio phone-in is the lowest form of media and I assume most callers are ripping the piss.

Go Radio seems to have fairly balanced callers (so far). No lunatics, that I've heard.

 

[Junior Ganymede]

This thread certainly does though, you big sad sack of potatoes

Yep, you're most definitely their audience.