Clyde 1 Clown Call-In Clinic thread * MERGED *

[blue barney]

Really that Richie whoever he is, is so disconnected from the Rangers support . The whole reason of Clyde is to provide a forum for mad mentally challengeds to spout rubbish and allow us to immerse ourselves in their bitterness and tears.

 

[The Golden God]

Jesus Christ Michael Douglas has went a bit awol hasn’t he?

 

[Leo_Ger]

Slow news day with Clyde fs.

Updates on Netflix shows being renewed. Keeping people informed there.

 

[Hurricane Run]

No cùnt is answering that call.

No cunts still better than asking a serious opinion off Wilson and Dalziel though. You'd get a better conversation with a magic 8 ball

 

[CheltBlue]

None of us are Ritchie!

 

[TheWalletInspector]

"Hi Panel,

I know Celtic are suffering but I'd like to talk about Steven Gerrard leaving."

Absolute arsepiece.

Obviously likes the sound of his own voice.

 

[Kit_]

Jesus Christ Michael Douglas has went a bit awol hasn’t he?

He's been Falling Down for a while

 

[Blue As]

Jesus Christ Michael Douglas has went a bit awol hasn’t he?

Full Gordon Gekko

 

[Ger4Ever]

Jesus Christ Michael Douglas has went a bit awol hasn’t he?

at 76 as well!

 

[HowdenEnder]

Jesus Christ Michael Douglas has went a bit awol hasn’t he?

Like a low rent remake of Falling Down, his munchie box didn't match the picture.

 

[Lomondbear]

No cunts still better than asking a serious opinion off Wilson and Dalziel though. You'd get a better conversation with a magic 8 ball

Brilliant

 

[Ped78]

None of us are Ritchie!

My second name is but it wasn’t me.Hahaha

 

[Ger4Ever]

He's been Falling Down for a while

I don't know why but I really like that movie, I've watched it a few times now and will admit it's no the best.

 

[Wugs]

Jesus Christ Michael Douglas has went a bit awol hasn’t he?

 

[ShootYouDown]

How is Dalziel making a living out of being a pundit? Thick as pig shit.

 

[blue barney]

My second name is but it wasn’t me.Hahaha

Can I be first to ask if your first name is Mabawsa

 

[Kit_]

I don't know why but I really like that movie, I've watched it a few times now and will admit it's no the best.

Crackin film.
"I would've got ya "

 

[willowbankbear]

He's been Falling Down for a while

What’s wrong with the street ?
Nothing
Hawd my beer,........& pulls oot a bazooka

 

[Cyberniv]

Really that Richie whoever he is, is so disconnected from the Rangers support . The whole reason of Clyde is to provide a forum for mad mentally challengeds to spout rubbish and allow us to immerse ourselves in their bitterness and tears.

Thought it was necessary to tell us to enjoy ourselves.
What?

 

[Ped78]

Can I be first to ask if your first name is Mabawsa

My auld man use to call me that.Hahaha

 

[dcbear]

None of us are Ritchie!

It's a good staunch name, if you ask me.

 

[KGer29]

Must admit that beat the pundit was quite funny

 

[Arminius]

I can actually feel brain cells dying inside my head every time Dalziel opens his mouth

 

[Leo_Ger]

Imagine losing to Gordon Dalziel in a quiz.

You'd top yourself after that.

 

[Azzurri]

Why the %^*& does Dalziel even get near a radio station, knows nothing, talks pish,

 

[HowdenEnder]

Imagine getting beat by Dalziel.

 

[DougieJones]

This is pish, like eavesdropping on a crap pub conversation. Get. mentally challenged. Callers. On.

 

[chilebear]

Dalziel is sick in the head. You cant be making noises like that on the radio. Who makes those kind of noises on the radio?
Embarrassing.

 

[Ped78]

get the callers on you wanks.

 

[LenzieLoyal]

Stop this and let the howlers on!

 

[Azzurri]

Neic cleans his teeth with her knickers

 

[Wugs]

Jim the Tim !

 

[Kit_]

Didn't know we had tuned into Loose Men again.

 

[RWL12]

Back to normality now

 

[cradletograve]

Peter LOL

 

[Family bam]

This is defo a Bear!!

 

[GovanFront4]

I thought it was potato Dalziel?

It was, Christ knows what I was talking about.

 

[Sancus]

This guy has numerous accents!

 

[BagoBorealis]

Devastatit!

 

[Azzurri]

Posh %^*&

 

[DougieJones]

Now we’re talking!

 

[Leo_Ger]

This teuchter is about to call Lawell a fùcking serpent.

 

[Arkanoid]

Devastatit
That's not a bonk machine mate

 

[Blue As]

James coundnae see this cumin‘
Volvo for sale.
(This must be a windup)

 

[LenzieLoyal]

You couldny even see the Rangers cumin ya prick...

 

[Blueblood86]

 

[Gordy61]

Awwwwww,he didn’t see it coming

 

[Ped78]

Aye us Rangers fans seen it coming you moon unit.

 

[Mosschops]

This has got to be a wind up

 

[TheEgg]

Sounds have pissed haha