Clyde 1 thread for tonight

[HamiltonBear]

Keevins - “Words have been my business for 51 years.”

You are not f**king Tolstoy you scribble for the Daily Record.

Brilliant. Keevins vs Tolstoy. War and Peace doesn't take as long to read as Keevins saying Arith meti cally imp ossible.

Both boring as %^*& though.

 

[monkey magic]

Barkas the unworthy, is that not the name of a saint.

I'm sure he was in Monty Python's Holy Grail. lol

 

[Three-in-seven]

Right Snyde, we want Gerry the cnut from Kilwinning, next.

 

[northsealoyal]

What’s happened to all the tarriers forensic accountants that we have had to listen to previously ?

 

[No.8]

This fannys annoying me

Not nearly as much as we are annoying him

 

[Rodney55]

This is lockdown porn, helping many depressed people.

 

[Blueblood86]

What’s happened to all the tarriers forensic accountants that we have had to listen to previously ?

Company house site probably crashed mate

 

[Arkanoid]

First I’ve heard of a tarrier called Archie, usually it’s a staunch name.

Short for Archesporium
a cell or cell structure in a sporophyte from which spores may later develop during the alternate generation

when good Protestant genes go rogue once mixed with helium gives you a DFB strain of Archie

 

[The Underfaker]

Chris with the fake paddy accent

 

[Kit_]

Fuck off back to Mrs Browns Boys, Chris ya tadger

 

[Puggy]

HIVS the Cabbage

 

[Super Cooper]

Hibs called the cabbage?!

 

[Kit_]

Hivs stink of cabbage

 

[Arkanoid]

There's wee boys in Primary 1 with better knowledge than these pundits.

Dembele to Juve
Hagi from Porto ffs

 

[Kit_]

Hope it arrives burst Chris.

 

[Puggy]

Where in Ireland is Coatbridge ?

 

[A wee hawf volley]

Chris with the fake paddy accent

Definitely. Mask slipped a couple of times there.

 

[Conlig Loyal]

Burst out laughing at work thinking about that caller that wanted 'Yogi Bear' in as Celtic manager

An entitled deluded Tim who probably thinks he's smarter than the average Bear.

 

[Blueblood86]

I actually knew that , there's a boozer on corner of easter Rd / london Rd called cabbage and ribs .
Used to be a semi circle of police outside, as thousand of bears walked by for our safety .

 

[Dumfriesbear]

Didnt say much as it was hard concentrating on the fake accent.

 

[Wee Dick's Hairnet]

And just like that we were all out.....

THEN ARCHIE PULLS US ALL BACK IN

I have to say I’m getting a bit concerned rabids like Archie are getting less and less. There seems to be an acceptance. Hopefully there are still some out there that haven’t conceded just yet so we can have more fun.

These last few weeks have been brilliant.

 

[Ped78]

Peter the prick

 

[TimzRFudz]

Come on Peter ya prick, more meltdowns please.

 

[Puggy]

Mad Posso Pete ? Did he no meltdown a week or 2 ago ?

 

[Red White &Blue]

What on earth is this Tim saying

 

[A wee hawf volley]

Peter is on something.

 

[Wee Dick's Hairnet]

I demand Laurie from Dennistoun.

 

[Alkie Brooks]

Help! I need someone who understands gibberish!

 

[Humbug]

Tenner bag fur Ped

 

[Three-in-seven]

What on earth is this Tim saying

Try google translate for this one?

 

[Kit_]

I demand Laurie from Dennistoun.

Missing posters are still up he's still not been found

 

[Wee Dick's Hairnet]

What on earth is this Tim saying

Think he’s just jumbled up a lot of words.

 

[A wee hawf volley]

I demand Laurie from Dennistoun.

The pseudo intellectual.

 

[ALADOU34]

I actually knew that , there's a boozer on corner of easter Rd / london Rd called cabbage and ribs .
Used to be a semi circle of police outside, as thousand of bears walked by for our safety .

Not there mate it’s on Albert Street at the Leith Walk end

 

[Red White &Blue]

I'm glad us proddies are articulate.

 

[Kit_]

d y a b o l l i c k u l

 

[Ped78]

d y a b o l l i c k u l

 

[Arkanoid]

I don't mind that speculation Spew
Doesn't like being a goalkeeper and doesn't like Scotland

 

[Blueblood86]

Not there mate it’s on Albert Street at the Leith Walk end

That's right bud cheers I wasn't sure is that the one as you come down hill and hit crossroads ?
Out of order we were not welcome for a few swift refreshments though.

 

[insanicdrunk]

Spew, destroying them all there, which is nice, still a speccy tube!

 

[Wee Dick's Hairnet]

The pseudo intellectual.

Yip. Fancies himself as a panellist.

Gives the big build up trying to demonstrate how clever he is then throws in a wee shitey point.

Still enjoy listening to his pain right enough.

 

[Raffles]

Four priests just called Soro a success.
He’s been there a year doing fvck all and only playing now cos the rest of them are utter dugmeat

 

[Grazey54]

Where is Tommy the taxi driver? I need his moon howling nonsense to be injected right into my veins

 

[CheltBlue]

Four priests just called Soro a success.
He’s been there a year doing fvck all and only playing now cos the rest of them are utter dugmeat

Success on yellow card bets I've noticed lol

 

[Wee Dick's Hairnet]

%^*& off Peter, here comes Paul.

 

[Kit_]

Rob Peter of his happiness to pay Paul in pain

 

[Malbec]

Used to like duffy but when he thinks the bigot shouldn't walk away, wtf

 

[WATP1979]

It’s full taig bingo tonight!

 

[Airplane]

Where is Tommy the taxi driver? I need his moon howling nonsense to be injected right into my veins

banned

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1349067904008990720

 

[LenzieLoyal]

Shug has just given The Fat Jap cold steel.