Clyde 1 Clown Call-In Clinic thread * MERGED *

[Bluebluecee]

Get the Ken Dodd tears for souvenirs number on

 

[westl65]

I’m sure this was the same Ian that called in a few weeks back, we all remember this call surely :

We have got a better team than Rangers... ooft

Roll on a few weeks and it's "Tears for souvenirs"

 

[Neil]

Someone more technically minded than me has got to clip that first call for me to listen to over and over again.

A grown mentally challenged crying on live radio.

Spectacular.

 

[SouthLDNBear]

 

[Sherbet Dab]

Sappinnin, just put the RC radio on, opened a bottle of wine. Looking forward to being soaked by mentally challenged tears through my headphones.

 

[Dcalm]

The celtic support is now broken.

 

[ChiefOrbo]

That's worrying

Yeah concerning how he's talking about it being enough to 'send anyone over the edge', idk maybe a welfare check needs made? Hard for this to not seem like its coming across as jest but the guy seems in a bad way

 

[dougiem]

Steven Gerrard f... 10 n a row,10 n a row

 

[The Paludrine Club]

"The players have chucked it"? - They are professional sportsmen - the fact is that they are shite and have a Manager who is out of his depth.
This is why they are where they are.
Duffman in pubs getting pissed singing rebel songs is the epitome of where they are.

 

[ShootYouDown]

Peter nowt,Peter nowt.....erm.....Peter nowt,Peter nowt.

 

[BigTinder86]

Jesus, hope that guy is alright. Sounds like more than football.

 

[Ped78]

Imagine how he would've felt when something we all care deeply about happened in 2012.

Obviously it's not the same as family but to a lot of people it's the nearest thing.

%^*& him. He's probably binning his ten in a row merchandise and that's what set him off.

Harsh but fair.:shh:

 

[monkey magic]

I hope Ian's dad is ok. Indeed, I hope Ian is ok. Why tf would you call a radio station and start that? Plenty of them deserve the misery of us winning the league (and far more), but that fella seemed genuinely on the edge.

That guy sounded as if he was having a nervous breakdown " live " on air.

 

[WW55 on the PRW]

 

[bob1873]

The pain every single one of those bastards is suffering gives me great happiness

If the snp could lose their majority in May as well as us winning #55 2021 would be a good year!

 

[Porto Loyal]

I bathe in his tears!

 

[JackD1708]

Dude bursting into tears on SSB sorry but no sympathy! How many Bears have lost dads in recent years? People who have supported our club for a lifetime who never got to see us get back where we belong because this clowns team led a campaign to kill us which nearly worked.
Thousands of Bears passing on who would never get to experience what we will all very soon, 55. No sympathy none at all!

Well said sir !

 

[JW1988]

Did he say he was hoping to get "free" season tickets for £1800?

3

 

[Bornabear]

Why the fk would you go onto a public platform if you were feeling like that, stupidity at

He shouldn't be going on a football talk in then if hes that upset

There's a mental health crisis going on. We are in the middle of a pandemic. Sorry but laughing at a guy who's Dad is unwell and having a breakdown live on air is scum behaviour.

 

[Grigo Yossarian]

That was magical. Absolutely magical from his first words to the tears.

%^*& Ian and all like him.

FFS Mate.

As if 55 isn’t GLORIOUS enough, they’re giving us three months to party before it.

Glad they’ve finally found a true sporting ethos LOL

 

[colB1969]

He shouldn't be going on a football talk in then if hes that upset

Beat me to it......Why the feck did he phone in

 

[Jasetheace]

Please tell me someone has a recording of this. Deserves its own thread.

Check scottish football calls on youtube

 

[TimzRFudz]

I missed the greetin', is there a later time
to hear the whole programme again?

If you open your window and listen carefully you can probably still hear the fud sobbing away to himself...

 

[MCMLXXXI]

GIRUY

 

[Amstel]

Here we go terry Munro

 

[hms]

He clearly has issues, will it stop Me giving a %^*&?

Not a chance, these bastards have hounded us, you only had to hear to bitter lady's front bottom last night. %^*& every single one of them.

 

[BWO]

 

[Armchair flautist]

I really, really want the Sheep and/or HIVS to catch them now.

Not the sheep, they take being vermin to another level.

 

[Humbug]

If anyone knows Ian from Renfrew you better keep an eye on him the Erskine bridge isn’t that far from the boy .... in fact I’m gonna drive up now and keep watch incase he shows !

I hope he walks past the Ferry Inn and get's banjoed with a tennis raquet by a staunch lad from Mossblown.

 

[gusty2]

Phone in back to must listen......been poor for a few days

 

[Henry Hill]

Lose the league one year in ten and this is what they’re like

 

[Ianferguson]

 

[gersVids]

 

[BigDGrant]

 

[China Bear]

Mark Wilson talks utter shite

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

You wouldnt be phoning RC if your father is really sick.

You're right, I fecking wouldn't!

 

[stumac]

That's made my weekend.

 

[Wishbone]

Do you think any of them would give one single %^*& if it was us? No. GIRFU the lot of them.

 

[Netherburntrueblue]

And how we all Laughed, and Laughed, hey you with the sad face, your invitation to the Greatest ever party is in the post. #55

 

[CWOODPIONEER]

Probably had a holiday booked to Santa Ponsa too. These cretinous Kent’s deserve everything that comes to them.

 

[Calvinist]

Tbf he did go on to say his Dad is unwell. Taking joy in someone's pain who is clearly going through a hard time outside of football is not Rangers like. Plenty of other tims to laugh at.

Nah f.uck him . I’m sure he had plenty of laughs as our club teetered on the brink and people lost their jobs .

 

[Mickey Donovan]

Inject those 19th Century Terrorist tears directly into my veins.

 

[BN94]

What’s brilliant is bears have said for years they’ve no listened to this. I can’t stop now.

 

[JK1975]

 

[gersVids]

 

[Kingging]

On the plus side that's two bairns maybe saved from a life of misery

 

[Scrubs UK]

Jesus, hope that guy is alright. Sounds like more than football.

His quadruple treble never cheered him or hid Dad up? Or the last 9 titles?

%^*& them.

 

[Grigo Yossarian]

If anyone knows Ian check in on him later on.

Is it Erskine he lives ? FFS genuinely a bit too close to the bridge !

 

[Inactiviated]

Stop ahhahaha

 

[78.9mph]

I missed the greetin', is there a later time
to hear the whole programme again?

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