Clyde 1 Clown Call-In Clinic thread * MERGED *

[Renoranger]

Has the clown who buys 3 season tickets and wept on air been on ?

Shoo, the league's no over Shoo - that plank

 

[Coisty09]

Joyous.....

 

[Ped78]

Why is Wilson on tonight anyway?

 

[JD65]

Looking forward to this. Oh the pain. I can see the switchboard at Clyde being busy tonight "don't hang up caller we will put you through to the samaritans`".

‘The fastest route to the Erskine Bridge is currently 15 minutes.’

 

[Jamiegatami]

Milking it with these adverts the night. Must know they will have bumper listening figures.

 

[Wilkinsvolley]

Disgustit was mentioned

I missed it but I’ll take it.

 

[El Jock Grande Sabia]

FFs, I'm needing to duck out. Sod's Law - I'm missing the best/worst callers. Nothing surer.

 

[Barnster Bear]

Come on Scott don't let us down.

 

[Rangerista]

From c

Celebration to desolation

See, I'll bet this never happened, they're all just trying to kid on that that they'd all been prescient and never wanted Lennon. They're no foolin anyone.

 

[VGM]

SHAMBLES

 

[Leo_Ger]

Wants to see the back of him.

Oooh errrr, I say.

 

[Gazrfc]

Tick off shamble!

 

[Ted Rangers]

SHAMBLE

 

[AndyWebsterLoyal]

Why is Wilson on tonight anyway?

Alex Rae still hungover from partying last night

 

[Wilkinsvolley]

Shambles? Does that count?

 

[KGer29]

I missed it but I’ll take it.

SHAMBLES in capital letters

 

[Macdonsj]

we have a shambles

 

[TimzRFudz]

Yessss! We can mark off “shambles” from the card.

 

[juanger]

Get a call in supporting Lurgan flopp to be there for next year.

 

[Cuthbert Dibble and Grub]

Hangry?

 

[sofakineazy]

That's brilliant, well done.

 

[ssblue]

Watching Netflix on their tablets.

 

[ottawabear]

Alex Rae still hungover from partying last night

Hurt his ankle dancing in the street.

 

[LarkfiedLoyalNS]

Greeting faced Scott haha loves a phone call.

 

[Skyy Bluenose]

Did he say "Hangry"? Losing and starving, tough luck pal.

 

[Arkanoid]

I still get the impression there's a split with some scum still wanting wee caramac jaws! Christie thrown under the bus, brave John thrown under the bus AND Neic but blaming others deviates towards him staying for me. GLORIOUS

 

[Leo_Ger]

"Leigh Griffiths didn't even look at it."

Because he can't read.

 

[NorthLanBear]

That voice man

There needs to be a scientific study into why they all have that high pitched nasal voice.

It genuinely doesn’t make any sense. Anyone you meet with that voice is almost always a Celtic fan

 

[Jamiegatami]

Is that Paul Slane kidding on he’s “Scott”

 

[KGer29]

NETFLIX HAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[TimzRFudz]

Some of the patter is tremendous!

“Back hum?!!! Ah want tae see the back ae hum!! “

 

[bobba]

wishful thinking that christie won’t be there next year

 

[LenzieLoyal]

Scott... " They wur watchin Netflix "

 

[The Golden God]

Conviced he was showing the thumb netflix on the ipad

 

[Rangerista]

"Selleek parc"

Why do they all talke like that?

It's the superior edukashun they all benefit from, allegedly.

 

[randomhero]

It wiz netflix they wur watching!

 

[loyallancashire]

Netflix ha ha ha

 

[Bristol_bnose3]

Netflix RSC

 

[Plissken]

This c*nts always going on about that laptop lol

 

[Theboydave]

Proper bucked at this nice one Ed.

 

[mck1872]

He was watching narcos on Netflix the fat junkie mentally challenged

 

[AndyWebsterLoyal]

Cennon and Strachan watching Orange is the New Black

 

[KGer29]

Netflix loyal!

 

[Moonboots]

“A very clever guy”. Who f**king believes that?

 

[Ped78]

Shooo knew is hurting,which is good.

 

[Arkanoid]

How do you respect a guy who coached in the 3rd division of England! That's Strachan under the bus anaw hohoho
Tactics on a laptop, Griffith's didn't even look at it...I fink it wiz Netflix on it

Knew Keevins saying his wee bum chum caramac jaws is a very intelligent guy! Say what!

 

[Govan Ger]

mentally challenged said,Ajeti is fat.

 

[Leo_Ger]

"Ajeit isn't hopeless, Hugh. I liken Ajeti to Mark McGhee.'

So hopeless then?

 

[Bristol_bnose3]

Did this guy just mention Mark McGhee??

 

[Jamiegatami]

Mark McGhee certainly looks like a yeti