Clyde 1 Clown Call-In Clinic thread * MERGED *

[Banbridge_Bear]

GERRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

 

[randomhero]

There's always a Gerry

 

[TheGerz89]

Broons legs are gone and mcgregor passes backwards lol

 

[Bluebell89]

Tommy the taxi driver has got to be a member on here.

He’s something else lol

 

[The Golden God]

Gerry ffs. Can you get a more stereotypical tim name?

 

[Hap Hapablap]

Feck off Keevins Rangers will spend whatever they can to stop 10 in a row he says,it’s all about 55 for us .

He is correct though.

We are taking and accepting losses by not selling our most valuable players in the hope of winning the title this year. It's not rocket science.
Our board are basically funding the push for all of us to have eternal bragging rights.

It is a Glasgow and west of Scotland thing, and let's hope we are successful. Once this season is done we will sell sell sell and they will get SOME investment back

 

[Eddie Doc]

Rae knows what he's doing.

 

[GeoGers]

Loved Tommy’s wee snigger after he mentioned Duffy’s wage, brilliant!

It's times like this you realise how good the simple things in life are.

 

[Banbridge_Bear]

Yer left with shane duffy 1 on 1 LMFAO

 

[MearnsUnionist]

Gerry fae Clydebank says Broons legs have gone and they've nae ball wunners.

Christie duz this and that but cannae wun a ba.

Everyone's got pace except ra sellick.

 

[Bluebell89]

Clyde1 trolling the life out of them tonight by now playing a clip of Stevie G saying 'we should have had another penalty'.

Absolute gold

 

[Main Stand]

Having the misfortune to work in Clydebank I can confirm there is a lot of this fella’s ilk about.

 

[TheEgg]

https://imgur.com/5rLNCQY

 

[Northampton_Loyalist]

wullie nullie!

 

[The Golden God]

It's class when they moan about signings etc, then someone points out they've got about 35 midfielders you can hear their brains firing off in all directions.

 

[Airplane]

I’m sure Tommy used to post on the older board, Balticblue or something like that

 

[Div1872]

Gerry wants a ball winner

SOS for Darnel Fischer to return to Parkpaed - he’s a good at ball control

Unfortunately it’s grabbing other players Baws he’s good at

 

[Virgil Hilts]

Imagine how ugly a Neil Lennon statue would be.

If it’s a bronze it will give a fair representation of the colour of his teeth.

 

[Billcrazy]

They were rejoicing when Duffy came in ............we're rejoicing now

 

[LenzieLoyal]

Why do we sound completely different to these people?

They all talk like this..........

" Aht's jist wun us ra league......... so it huz "

The second guy's the full zoomer!!!!

 

[Alex Venters]

Hugh Knew pushing Rangers are "efficient ". That's his knew word for us.

Damned with faint praise.

 

[Neilstonger]

If I had the wings of a sparrow,
And the dirty big arse of a crow,
I’d fly over Knew Camp tomorrow,
And shite on that statue below.

 

[Gazza4d]

Sorry David. Feck all is green in our garden. Its all blue mate!!!

 

[Peter_OHanrahahanrahan]

Is there anyone called Gerry who ISN'T a grade A mentally challenged weapon?

 

[Bluebell89]

Every last one of them are delusional

 

[Main Stand]

Is there anyone called Gerry who ISN'T a grade A mentally challenged weapon?

I actually know a lad called Gerry, who is a die hard Rangers man. Was surprise when he told me!.

 

[Albertz Loyal]

The problem they have is the they have actually spent at least 4 times compared to us over summer, and are worse

 

[Skyy Bluenose]

Get this diddy off. Low-key Bears, low-key.

 

[DelPiero]

That patter about the fire engine was horrific man.

 

[Eddie Doc]

That's plenty.

 

[Billcrazy]

Shug getting dangerous, can't see anyone beating us this season

 

[Alex Venters]

He is correct though.

We are taking and accepting losses by not selling our most valuable players in the hope of winning the title this year. It's not rocket science.
Our board are basically funding the push for all of us to have eternal bragging rights.

It is a Glasgow and west of Scotland thing, and let's hope we are successful. Once this season is done we will sell sell sell and they will get SOME investment back

Yer a right cheery fecker!!!

 

[Peter_OHanrahahanrahan]

Shug getting dangerous, can't see anyone beating us this season

Ah the good old reverse psychology trick from Nuremberg. He's tempting fate. The pish stained old throbber

 

[Recoba]

Did McCrorie not test positive when at Portsmouth aswell ?

 

[CoplandKeklord]

That fire engine patter was genuinely painful

 

[Main Stand]

Did McCrorie not test positive when at Portsmouth aswell ?

He did.

 

[Stella_Bear]

They all talk like this..........

" Aht's jist wun us ra league......... so it huz "

The second guy's the full zoomer!!!!

Probably deid now, mate.

 

[Eddie Doc]

Did McCrorie not test positive when at Portsmouth aswell ?

Can't catch it twice mind.

 

[Recoba]

He did.

I know people can test positive twice but its still extremely rare for that to happen, the last article I read said only a very small number of people across the world have tested positive twice.

 

[Prestwick_ Bear]

Gerry fae Clydebank says Broons legs have gone and they've nae ball wunners.

Christie duz this and that but cannae wun a ba.

Everyone's got pace except ra sellick.

Cinnamon strolls out flat in Whitecrook St.

" Lennons a Belter, different fae the rest, f'ucking love the Sellick and three stripes are my best "

Maybe not the Gerry Cinnamon but he was spotted in a flat in Whitecrook St.

 

[DelPiero]

How does a Covid test come back as “through the roof”?

Genuine question.

 

[Main Stand]

I know people can test positive twice but its still rare for that to happen.

Don’t think it’s been confirmed as him mate, think some people are putting 2+2 & getting 5.

Would be stunned if it was him to be honest.

 

[Eddie Doc]

How does a Covid test come back as “through the roof”, genuine question?

Must be a more advanced test.

 

[K1873]

I thought it was Robbie McCrorie that tested positive?

 

[Lairdo]

Hes far better than Jim Delacunt.

Probably related to the fact he is sober (and not an RC bigot).

 

[Scoot1975]

A statue outside pork pead? Of TLB??! FFS.

 

[Main Stand]

I thought it was Robbie McCrorie that tested positive?

It was, his brother has been ‘rumoured’ to also. Which I doubt.

 

[Bear all]

I actually know a lad called Gerry, who is a die hard Rangers man. Was surprise when he told me!.

So do I in the Lodge as well.

 

[tazzabear]

Just heard Keevins touting us for an unbeaten season.

Yes, whilst joining his brothers on their knees praying for something quite different.

 

[Stella_Bear]

Shug getting dangerous, can't see anyone beating us this season

He's right