Clyde 1 Clown Call-In Clinic thread * MERGED *

[Gary]

Oh god this is actually amazing

 

[Mr Aqua]

Fecking hell, feel the rage with this boy.

 

[Main Stand]

Can say with absolute certainty, Archie isn’t asthmatic.

 

[Thornliebank_Bear]

Slow down ya nut.

 

[camioni]

Helium Archie is puting the boot right in to the scum rioters.

 

[Peter_OHanrahahanrahan]

F*cking LOLZ

 

[HamiltonBear]

Archie needs to take a breath

Naw he disnae

 

[Flecky]

Archie is having a breakdown live on radio!

 

[club175]

This poor bloke is a bawhair off a heart attack . He needs some fresh air

 

[Jenny]

Did he say" suck a man"?

 

[Diego Maradona]

Why use 20 words when you can join all your words together eh Archie

 

[Hamilton bear]

Archie is raging sack the players

 

[The Golden God]

How does this guy remember to breathe?

 

[Balogun1]

Loving this caller now, keep Lemon, sack 6 players.

I totally agree caller, let the lawsuits and trouble commence.

 

[Ares]

Archie sounds like he's going to explode

 

[Humbug]

Peter sounds like Orville the duck

He's probably got more in common with Orville than you think, he sounds like someone has his hand up his arse as well.

 

[Dalai Lammers]

Listening to Archie is what I believe taking that first hit of Heroin feels like

 

[jones65]

aye archie, get eddy sacked mate

 

[Jamiegatami]

Sack the players!

 

[Hawftimepie]

Did he say" suck a man"?

Hahaha. That's what I heard.

 

[BN94]

He's probably got more in common with Orville than you think, he sounds like someone has his hand up his arse as well.

 

[Balogun1]

How does this guy remember to breathe?

Defibrillator on standby.

 

[Peter_OHanrahahanrahan]

Brilliant! A new one every night
Baffult
Guttit
Astoundit

Don't forget my personal favourite, FLABBERGASTIT!

 

[Three-in-seven]

Are the callers holding their noses whilst speaking?
They should try using soap and water, makes the smell go away.

 

[The Golden God]

It's just went past quarter past 6, I don't think I'll survive the whole 2 hours

 

[JamboReid1874]

Fair play to that old boy Archie, he does need to watch his heart though he's ready to combust

Was feelin a bit for him there, that’s the effect the actions of the cretins last night is having on their genuine supporters never mind the shamble on the park.

 

[Satan666]

Go Archie

 

[Fourladshadadream]

I'm sitting in the car in a car park as my son is at football practice. He said that and I burst out laughing. This archie guy is going to have a stroke defending poor Neil hahahahaha

His BP is rising with every word.
I’m thinking of Isa in still game when Navid puts a paper poke over her head.

 

[Business_Bear]

They're saying its Lawwall and Desmond's club to run.

Is Lawwall not Chief Exec and therefore and employee or is he a shareholder?

 

[The Golden God]

Defibrillator on standby.

Rant > collapse > clear, zap > back to ranting and repeat

 

[Crown_Defender]

I feel the same, it wouldn't be the same without him on it.

Likewise, I generally only listen to it on a Monday or Friday. I'm not doubting he is a Tim and, I certainly dont agree with the auld duffer on everything but he's far better than the absolute mouthbreathers Dalziel and Wilson.

 

[Puggy]

I've finished my popcorn already fs, What ma gonny do for the next hour and 40 ?

 

[Recoba]

Lennon always says they dominated the game.

They dominated nothing.

 

[Gary]

Is that the timmy fans singing Lennon out as he is being interviewed?

Bwahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahha

 

[Flecky]

Is that "Neil Neil get Tae feck" in the background of lemons interview?

 

[Puggy]

Is that the timmy fans singing Lennon out as he is being interviewed?

Bwahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahha

Yep hahahahaha

 

[johnnyseahound]

Brilliant! A new one every night
Baffult
Guttit
Astoundit

I believe there was a devastatit, recently.

 

[BomberBrownFan]

Ah, listening to Lennon bullshit his way through an interview while the lynch mob gather outside. Perfect stuff.

 

[Clicker]

Sack Ra plerrz.

 

[Arkanoid]

The bigot saying they had a powerful meeting pre match, no powerful enough. I feel like a tradesman working on the lounge has buried a Rangers top to voodoo them

 

[Theresa May]

They had some nice ambiance at their team meeting last night according to Lennon. A few scented candles and some frank discussion...

 

[Simply a Bear]

Brilliant! A new one every night
Baffult
Guttit
Astoundit

Duffedit

 

[pelem]

Archie needs a can of juice methinks!

The methadone to keep him functioning.

 

[Bluetac 73]

Frank, come on, there is more than one word. Clueless is one of them though.

 

[Thomas Vallance]

 

[Main Stand]

We want Laurie, we want Laurie....

 

[BN94]

This is fuckin comedy gold

 

[RWL12]

The word I would use is abusers

 

[Blue Phoenix]

This guy sounds a bore. Likes the sound of his own voice.

 

[Sjbaxter77]

I'm actually starting to look forward to Mondays for some reason, can't think why