Clyde 1 Clown Call-In Clinic thread * MERGED *

[Simply a Bear]

Honestly, if we win the league this season, that phone-in will be the greatest comedy ever heard on radio. They are mental.

 

[Andymk07]

Why do they call edouard. French eddie???

 

[The Predator]

I enjoyed that Alex Rae comment about him have a good weekend

Hopefully will trigger some more filth

 

[Leo_Ger]

"Where's Peter?"

In his mansion, you peasant.

 

[BN94]

Seriously, who would want that job? Current manager, "one of their own" is getting slaughtered. Previous manager "one of their own" being accused of faking wife's illness to leave and another "one of their own" being branded a rat and gets his house tanned when he went to Leicester.
Shower of poisonous crackpots.
Glorious listening.

In a nutshell.

 

[Main Stand]

French Eddie, fu.ck sake your a grown man.

 

[bigblue9]

Honestly, if we win the league this season, that phone-in will be the greatest comedy ever heard on radio. They are mental.

All of them phoning in from the Erskine Bridge

 

[El Jock Grande Sabia]

Wherrs Peeta? Wherrs Peeta in aw this? Lennys been left out tae dry!

 

[Diego Maradona]

Why do they call edouard. French eddie???

He’s French, and called Edouard would be my guess

 

[AndyWebsterLoyal]

Why do they call edouard. French eddie???

Edouard is too difficult to pronounce

 

[The Predator]

Why do they call edouard. French eddie???

Not clever enough to say his name properly so they mentally challenged it up a bit

 

[Main Stand]

If someone hasn’t edited a Lawell photo with a where’s wally outfit on....

 

[Paperskin]

WHERE'S PETER IN AW THIS??

IT'S DISGRACEFUL

 

[ekbear]

“Wherr’s Peter?”

 

[RWL12]

Pe'er. Pe'er.

Wherrs Pe'er?

 

[stumac]

Anyone seen peetur? Where's peetur.

 

[Recoba]

The French Eddie patter makes me sick

Why don't they just call him Eddie ? there is no other Eddie there to have to differentiate between the 2 !

 

[awayday]

French Eddy is cringeworthy patter

 

[Peter_OHanrahahanrahan]

Lawwell is some sort of Kim Jong Il character to the mutants isn't he? They hang on "Peter"'s every word!

 

[Ubik]

Why do they call edouard. French eddie???

its a habit remember Dariusz Dziekanowski, called jackie

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[d72]

That French Eddy patter is awful

 

[LenzieLoyal]

" Where's Peetar in aw ae riss "

Why do they all talk like that?

 

[Leo_Ger]

You wonder what bridge this troll is calling from under.

 

[Prestwick_ Bear]

" Where's Peter "

 

[Broom-loneranger]

Why do they call edouard. French eddie???

Cos hes definetly not fast eddie

 

[Skyy Bluenose]

Spew not doing a very good job of hiding his allegiance.

 

[Main Stand]

Love how they’re all in first name basis with peeta.

 

[Beer Belly Loyal]

Anyone seen peetur? Where's peetur.

Preparing a rousing speech?

 

[Simply a Bear]

All of them phoning in from the Erskine Bridge

I know we joke about that, but some of them are dangerously close to that becoming reality. And I don't say that lightly.

 

[mark hateley]

Playas dont want to be thur.

Neither does your manager you w4nk.

 

[Peter_OHanrahahanrahan]

I think this might be Tommy Sheridan ringing in under a nom de plume.

 

[Nachoman10]

VOLITION!
whos taught him that big word

 

[stumac]

Turnbull missing as well noo. Feck sake, wheres turnbull.

 

[BN94]

Spew not doing a very good job of hiding his allegiance.

He never has. He’s been in their company for years

 

[MearnsUnionist]

Evan's alarm bells have started ringing.

Where the %^*& have you been for the past 10 games Evan?

 

[TamS-RFC]

this guys turning it into a game of fvckin cluedo asking who, what and where?

 

[Andymk07]

He’s French, and called Edouard would be my guess

Its just weird poor patter though i dont know why am surprised.

 

[The Little General]

Why do all these mutants have a lithp?

 

[CooperSF]

#WheresPeter

#WheresTurnbull

 

[Morpheus]

its a habit remember Dariusz Dziekanowski, called jackie

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Stan Petrov as well
And how the f*ck does Henrik become Henke??
Mongs

 

[Wugs]

Shane Duffy has turned out to be a disaster !

 

[Prestwick_ Bear]

Spew not doing a very good job of hiding his allegiance.

Never does the specky prick.

 

[Main Stand]

I’m sorry, that mental quote he just said would be ridiculed by the media is Pedro or someone said that.

 

[mark hateley]

this guys turning it into a game of fvckin cluedo asking who, what and where?

Mr Taylor in the green room with his candle stick.

 

[Puggy]

I think the recruitment has been brilliant.

5m on Barkas
5m on Ajeti
3m on Turnbull
2m loan + 40k a week Duffy

Hilarious

 

[Leo_Ger]

Wee game for Evan.

 

[CooperSF]

Shane Duffy has turned out to be a disaster !

Some would say a catastrophe!

 

[Nachoman10]

This boy doesn't even know that one of the players was out with covid

 

[Bri RTID]

Martin o'Neil getting blamed aswell

 

[The Predator]

I like old Hugh talking about them squandering the Tierney money. That Tierney money is in their bank accounts preventing them posting a 25M loss to the end of June this year. Delusion is real.